boys like them dumb

I’ve had guys tell me, ‘I’ll never feel for anyone the way i feel for you’

And I’m like, 'well, yeah, because it’s neurologically impossible to have identical emotionally associative response patterns for two separate people you’re receiving input from.’

Which I guess????

Isn’t the response they’re looking for??????


tiny-klancer  asked:

soulmate tattoos au mdear (freaking move your blog sorry for spamming you with likes 😅)

Ah nah man, that’s cool. Your profile picture is really distinctive, so I’m always like “welcome back cyanlester. Good to see you” haha.

And alright soulmates tattoo au!

Alright so I’m feeling this as Klance (big shock) and Keith and Lance go to high school together, and they kind of have that “yeah we’re friends, but we shit in each other constantly”, like they’re competitive, and make fun of each other’s fashion sense, but if anyone ELSE picks on them… oh boy. Like someone called Lance dumb once and Hunk had to physically restrain Keith so he didn’t beat the crap out of him.

So Hunk’s 18th birthday rolls around and his soulmate tattoo shows up. It’s on his bicep and Lance thinks it looks a bit like a bear. It matches a girl in his manual arts class who apparently has had a quiet crush on him for a while. Her name is Shay and hunk really likes her so it works out great!

Lance’s 18th happens and he thinks his tattoo is rad as hell. It’s on his thigh and looks like a lion. He starts wearing tiny shorts to flaunt it to everyone, in the hopes of someone seeing it and realising they match, but also because it annoys Keith. He must be jealous. Every time Lance wears his shorts and shoves his thigh in Keith’s face he always gasps and growls out a “LANCE! PLEASE….!” And Lance laughs to himself.

Lance is eager to find his soulmate, but understands it might not happen immediately. Besides, loads of his friends haven’t turned 18 yet. Keith bats his lashes and jokes that it could be him. They both laugh a little too hard.

Keith’s 18th FINALLY comes. He is so excited. Secretly he hopes to see a little lion somewhere.

He doesn’t have one. He doesn’t have one anywhere. He panics. He doesn’t go to school that day.

The next day he still doesn’t go to school. Shiro calls him to wish him a happy birthday. Keith confesses everything and cries on the phone. It takes every ounce of Shiro’s will not to fly home and be there for his friend, but he can’t do that. He wonders if because Keith is adopted, maybe they have his birthday wrong? Keith says that’s not possible. Maybe it’s just really faint and will darken later.

He finally returns to school and explains what’s happened to his friends. Hunk is supportive, and Lance is almost as devastated as him. He holds him while Keith sniffles. The next few days are quiet.

Finally Lance has an idea. He invites Keith to go to the beach with him, that always cheers him up. Keith isn’t sure what good it would do, but he realises he should go because he isn’t sure how much time he’ll be able to spend with him before Lance finds his own soulmate.

They meet on the weekend and Lance’s joy is infectious. Keith manages to smile as Lance splashes him. They dive into the deeper waves. Keith shoves his hair in a ponytail and Lance wolf whistles. Lance teaches him how to swim into shore with the waves. Keith crashes into the shore and laughs. He turns to look at Lance when his heart stops. Lance is crying.
“You fucking idiot,” he laughs. “You absolute fucking idiot”
Keith doesn’t understand. Sure his body surf was pretty rad, but not this great. Lance runs to shore and grabs his phone. He runs back and grabs Keith harshly by the shoulders, turning him around harshly. Keith hears a click, and then Lance is shoving his phone in His face.

And there… a photo of the nape of his neck… is a little lion tattoo.
“It was underneath you’re stupid mullet” Lance’s happy tears don’t stop. Keith’s tears join them.

Lance’s kisses taste like salt.

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Thank you @viviena for this amazing animation!!! It is perfect :))                   In celebration of such amazing work, I present a fic

  Stiles was a very easily distracted five year old. Example A - he had managed to wander off seventeen times in the past hour, constantly caught up in his need to more closely examine every flower or bug that caught his fancy.

  He had been taken on the hike to expend some energy, to relieve the restlessness that seemed ingrained into the kid’s bones. It was a common occurrence for Sheriff Stilinski to have to revert back to countless websites that he had bookmarked to look for a new babysitter willing to look after his little bundle of spaz.

 It had been almost fate, meeting the Hales. A simple accident, one that the families had long since moved past seeing as a negative. The sheriff and Stiles had gone to the grocery store, his dad looking worn out and tired, staying up too late looking for a new sitter. It seemed like if a person hadn’t already babysat Stiles, they had heard rumors about the boy and his difficult to handle nature. So, for now, the sheriff took the boy everywhere, cashing in favours the receptionists at the precinct owed him when he was called out on duty. But even their patience was growing thin.

  It was in the grocery store after John Stilinski and Talia Hale had exchanged pleasant smiles that all hell broke loose. Or well, Stiles broke loose. He had managed to climb out of the back of the cart and wandered the aisle before running head first into a pair of legs. A boy of about nine or ten years looked down at the stumbling mess of a kid by his knees. The boy looked up, saw the man talking pleasantly with his mother and smelled the familial scents.

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anonymous asked:

You need to gift us with some dream pack hc's again - yours are the best!!

i present you with: the dream pack goes camping (and it’s mostly a disaster)

  • kavinsky dreams up a huge tent for all of them but entirely forgets to include a screen or flap for the moonroof, so there’s just a giant hole in the top of the tent. it’s good for stargazing, but not so good when a spider drops down from a low-hanging bough and lands on skov’s shoulder while he’s rummaging through his bag for his pajamas - swan tells him ‘don’t freak out’, which of course leads to excessive amounts of flailing and screaming on skov’s behalf before he even knows why he isn’t supposed to freak out. jiang refuses to sleep until the spider is located by proko, who insists that they don’t need to kill it; they’re the ones invading its home, after all. skov tells proko to stop being so nice and just smash the thing, but proko cups it in his hands (even though it tickles his palms) and safely escorts it outside
  • at some point, they’re all settled comfortably in a pile inside their tent, limbs entwined and hands wandering, when they hear an awful high-pitched shriek coming from outside. it’s dark, it’s late, and none of them know what’s making the sound, so kavinsky demands jiang give him his pocket knife (jiang never goes anywhere without it). k untangles himself from proko’s grasp and ventures outside, yelling ‘come at me, bro’ like a fucking idiot while wielding jiang’s knife, clad in nothing but his boxers and someone else’s shirt that he grabbed before stepping out of the tent (swan’s, probably, judging by the fact that its hem reaches k’s upper thighs). it turns out that the noise was actually made by a fox, and kavinsky chases it for a while before it disappears into a thick patch of brush. when he gets back to the tent, he’s pretty winded, and he tells everyone that he swears he saw a ghost that looked like the girl from the ring - no one believes him whatsoever, but jiang still sleeps with his knife under his pillow
  • making a campfire proves harder than it seems because all of them insist that they know what to do (but none of them actually know how to safely start fires) - once they finally get one going, they take turns attempting to jump over the flames, because they are bad decision makers. it doesn’t end as badly as it could - only skov ends up with a burn and blames it on his height disadvantage; swan makes him wash off the wound and poorly applies some ointment and a bandage from the first aid kit he brought in the event that they’d need it. jiang and proko prove to be the best at hurdling over the fire until kavinsky breaks out a handle of vodka and their depth perception and coordination start lacking - the night ends with everyone drunkenly splayed out around the fire, singing ‘99 bottles of beer’ and laughing into the night. swan’s the first to pass out and obviously wakes up with sharpie drawings on his face
  • there’s a huge lake near the campsite, so naturally kavinsky suggests skinny dipping (and by suggest, i mean he drags proko out from beneath a tree he’d fallen asleep beneath and tells him they’re all going skinny dipping and to go find jiang while he gets skov and swan). the air is hot and the water is just the perfect mix of warm-cool and no one can resist - kavinsky makes a joke about seeing a ghost when skov strips down, jiang and proko realize that they both have matching beauty marks beneath their right buttcheck, and everyone admires swan’s back muscles for a good minute before jumping in. they play a few rounds of marco polo before it turns into a water fight - everyone is splashed, jiang gets dunked by swan, and proko distracts kavinsky for just long enough so that skov can swim under the water and grab his ankles to scare the shit out of him

AVAC Stevetony is so pure and fluffy if you want it to be, I LOVE it. Imagine Steve nervously trying to think of ways to ask Tony out, bitching to Sam and Bucky about ‘ughhh what if he says no’ and them giving him shit advice like dumb college boys, meanwhile Tony is crying to Jan about his massive crush on Steve and how they can never be together. Jan going to Steve and being like ‘I KNOW YOU’RE PLANNING TO ASK HIM OUT, JUST DO IT ALREADY,’ and Steve being so fucking confused. Him finally getting the guts to ask Tony out, stumbles over the words and Tony literally blushes when he realizes Steve is being serious. 

I love AVAC because all the cheesy college AU tropes apply! Studying all night in each other’s dorms! Going on lame coffee dates! Skipping morning classes to make out in bed! All of the cheesy and cute AVAC Stevetony please and thanks!!

Inktober Day 13 - Zealan Dim Lee and Bee (Braev Lee) + Casual Outfits

…specifically casual outfits inspired by dad. Anyway, a bit ago I read @komatsujo‘s planned and altered endings for CiD, and the when reading the alternate ending with Bee, I couldn’t help but think of Zealan. I mean, they both cross dimensions for familial reasons, and they even both look mostly like their dad but with mom’s eyes!!! That automatically made Bee a good boy in my book.

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but like…,,,,,,, i mean… . ,.,,, they’ve kissed, right? like, being friends for that long? going to college parties, getting drunk, doing stupid dares? them? these boys?

like….  …,, i can feel the dumb decisions emanating off their scrawny, hormonal bodies


all the boys // panic! at the disco


@jccaylen @KianLawley how bout u get ur lazy ass outta bed & come to the gym w me. Subway after. then after that get ur ass beat at Mario kart again


@jccaylen the ocean is the biggest cockblock ever

@kianlawley​ @jccaylen no ? just fly over here bby we’ll finally be together

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@kianlawley​ @jccaylen late night skate?

@jccaylen @kianlawley​ you know i’m always down

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@jccaylen i feel like getting naked

@kianlawley​ @jccaylen together ? i’ll be over in a bit

My favorite part about MJ’s sketchbook is that there are several drawings of Spider-Man and Peter together with question marks, light bulbs, or random shit Peter has said/done that link the two.

i feel like jean and eren would insult each other during foreplay and sex the way that they used to do back in training before they were friends, not because they actually mean it in any way, but because they think it’s hilarious that once upon a time they actually didn’t like each other and used the lamest insults in an attempt to make the other feel bad about themselves