boys have problems too

OKAY BUT concept: Lazytown, but it’s meant for teenagers

Okay but- imagine how different Lazytown would be if it were meant for teens while STILL trying to be educational 

Like, it’s a few years into the future, and all the kids are now in middle or high school (depending on age. I like to think Ziggy 13, Stingy and Stephanie 14, and Trixie and Pixel 16) 

Of course, Sportacus, Robbie, and the other adults would all treat the children differently now that they are older. They are open to talk to the kids about more mature and serious topics 

The teens are a really confusing time to be going through, and I’m sure Sportacus would still be just as supportive and willing to save the day…he just does so in different ways now 

The show would cover and educate teens on  issues that teens might go through like 

*Ziggy being self-conscious about his weight to the point where he just- stops eating and Sportacus tells him that how his body FEELS is more important, rather than how it LOOKS (covering body positivity, eating disorders, showing that boys can have that problem too) 

*Stingy developing his very first crush on someone and becoming very clingy and possesive and needing to be taught that people are NOT like things and you can’t just CLAIM a person as yours (covering consent and healthy relationships) 

*Steph getting her period for the first time and she and the Mayor have no idea wtf is going on (cuz lbr, the mayor is kind of dumb) so Sport’s crystal beeps and they’re like “she’s bleeding!” and Sport knows what’s happening but doesn’t know what to do so they actually call Bessie for help. But after that, Sporto starts carrying pads/tampons along with him just in case cuz you gotta stick out for your friends 

*Given the amount of time Pixel spends with computers, I’m sure you can make at least one episode on internet safety with it. Pixel’s crush on Stephanie might be good material for episodes on teenage romance and healthy relationships too 

*Trixie maybe starting to realize that she’s “not like other girls” and doesn’t really pay much attention to boys like they do (covering sexuality) Perhaps she even likes Stephanie a little which could add the element of a love triangle

*Maybe in that same episode, Sport teaches them about gender and sexuality in general and he brings up non-binary gender and Robbie overhears and identifies it with himself, giving us a message that it’s never too late to come out or discover who you are 

*Imagine the drama of an episode where one of the kids gets their hands on a cigarette and Sport catches them just before they’re about to light it and for the very first time EVER, he’s visibly VERY ANGRY at and DISSAPOINTED in the kids, but it’s all out of a place of concern 

*Or an episode where Robbie slips Sport just ONE shot of alcohol in secret and given how sensitive his body is to just SUGAR, Sport instantly gets alcohol poisoning which leads to Robbie freaking out and probably asking the kids for help or something because not even sportscandy is fixing it (teaching kids to be careful around alcohol and also what to do if a friend happens to get sick) 

*Sport shown to actually be overwhelmed with worry about the safety of people in town every once in a while and having anxiety over it, and being confused because he goes outside a lot and eats healthy so WHY is it happening? And Robbie who also dealt with anxiety issues in the past actually telling him that sometimes, that’s not enough and how sometimes, medications and therapy may help (teaching that it’s okay to let people know you aren’t always ok, and that you shouldn’t hide it) 

And of course, Sport would STILL be promoting a healthy lifestyle in general. He’s the cool high school health teacher dad, who’ll talk to the kids about anything they want to know, from puberty to sex to crushes, anything. And Robbie has toned it down on the schemes a bit (since the kids are older and much less guillable now so there’s no point) and has warmed up to the kids a bit now that they are older. But, he’s still the lazy insomniac we know and love. Maybe sometimes, …Robbie might even be a better teacher in terms of MENTAL health than Sportacus even, given all the stuff that he himself has dealt with having 

…Not to mention, an older target audience opens up potential for Sportarobbie to actually be a thing? 

There’s just- so much potential that Lazytown could STILL have, even if it weren’t meant for younger kids

This is just- something that I really really want and like to think about 

EDIT: Some MORE ideas for you since I came up with more 

*Pixel’s crush on Steph just getting bigger and bigger but he has no idea how to talk to girls, so for whatever reason, he asks ROBBIE for advice on how to do that, who ends up bringing out Rottenella for him to practice on 

*That ends up being a bust given that Rottenella can’t talk, so he ends up asking TRIXIE to help him practice and even after realizing that the girl he has an eye on is Stephanie, …she helps him out anyway even if it hurts, because Stephanie and Pixel are her friends and she actually….sacrifices her own feelings for theirs 

*Sport is the one person that Trixie can talk to and vent to about her feelings for Steph, being the one guy she can trust, and then Sport totally hits us with the feels by being like “I understand what you’re going through….the person I like wants me out of town forever.” 

*Robbie going through one of his depressed states during the winter holidays (perhaps seasonal affective disorder? The episode covers depression) and isolating himself around Christmas because his self-esteem is in the gutter and he’s convinced that nobody wants him around, so he’ll spend the holidays alone, and Sport is just heartbroken and like “No, you’re very wrong, we WANT you to come be with us and we love you” and we finally get a translated performance of “Aleinn um Jolin” 

*Robbie reprogrammed Sugar-Pie to act like a normal dog, but one day he stops functioning  and is beyond repair and basically “passes away”, and everyone else is like “??? but it’s a robot, just make another.” But Sport reminds the kids that regardless, this was someone that Robbie was close to and that they should let  him grieve and be there for him (covering loss, death, and the stages of grief, which is something everyone goes through at some point) 

*Bessie becoming the unofficial mom that helps the girls out with the things that Sportacus and the Mayor might lack ability or knowledge to help in (like, bra shopping and shit like that because the idea of momma Busybody is just great, you guys) 

*Being the youngest, Ziggy is just entering high school and the older kids support him and help him get used to the transition from middle school 

*At least one episode with the trope where one of the boys is dealing with their voice cracking due to puberty (Stingy, because he would be the funniest) 

*There is still a Bing Bang at the end of each episode, but each one is different where sometimes, a different character sings it, or the music changes genres or parodies some sort of pop culture reference 

…You can make at least 12 episodes out of all this? That’s like, half a season right there 

ANOTHER EDIT: I’ve noticed how a big handful of you said that you fucking want this? Well, I’m not stopping you? Everyone, be my fucking guest if you wanna contribute to this in any sort of way. 

Actually…it might be kind of fun, making this into a sort of group project (collaborate on art, fics, etc) You guys can like, message me if that sounds cool

I don't think people who say we're overreacting about Wonder Woman understand

When you’re a girl, you don’t get to see women be cool, not as often as boys get to see men be cool.

You don’t get to see them fly and fight bad guys and be people you want to BE, do you know what I mean?

Guys get the cool super powers and girls get romance subplots.

Girls with powers are reduced to smaller roles and we have to make up fanfics and extended material that makes them the main character cuz male writers don’t need them for anything but romance plots.

Just look at girls on Tumblr.

Obsessed with white males.

Love em.

Can’t get enough of that white guy named Chris.


I assume because they’re attractive in every socially constructed way.

And because they get to be the telekinetic, edgy angsty guy whose mom died who deserves all of our sympathy and attention.

So when people say Wonder Woman is a great movie but people are exaggerating how important it is that she be a role model, or that girls should look up to their mothers…

Like you don’t get how cool it is to be able to see someone like you do cool stuff. Your mom is great but she’s mundane, no offense to mothers. She’s not magical, she’s the kind of person you don’t appreciate until you’re older. And she’s not the type of person EVERYONE knows and recognizes and looks up to. Wonder Woman is, well now she really is. And she’s visible, she’s much more tangible, as fictional characters always ARE to mainstream audiences. So little girls get to see this awesome fictional lady…

-and you don’t have to pretend you’re a guy.

You don’t have to pretend that you’re not different from the people we’ve been told are the “desirable” people to be.

Wonder Woman is not only a great movie and a lovely social commentary.

But on a basic level, the more subconscious level of internalized feelings, of self identity and self love ?

I mean, are you a heartless monster or do you really have a problem with girls, and boys too, seeing a woman kick ass and not be the object of desire.

But the person everyone wants to be?

You show girls that they can be awesome, that they have more of a role in human existence than just being shallow love interests and you show boys that there are women they can look up to.

You got this larger than life woman acting as an icon for everyone, and for ONCE, this icon is female. Yes, the human race is represented, and idealized, in super heroes. Who are often male. Which says that our idealized self…is male.

So Wonder Woman being an idealistic superhero, our perfect self, the human shaped being we want to be…well. She’s female and BY WANTING TO BE HER…we say that there is nothing wrong with being female.

And yes yes yes yes argue that they have real life women they could look up to.

But do you really think most little boys want to learn about Madam Curie or Queen Isabella or Antoinette?

That’s boring history stuff.

Wonder Woman reaches a huge audience.

She’s more tangible, for children that is.

She feels more real than stuffy historical figures.

Stop acting like Wonder Woman being a role model is to be underplayed or devalued.

It’s important for people to feel EXCITED and exhilarated by a super hero who’s not a straight white snarky nihilistic male.

It gets their dusty little hearts beating and their minds thinking, hopefully.

Will it change anything politically, no.

Wonder Woman can’t impeach trump unfortunately.

But can it change how girls see themselves, how boys see women, how people look at what it means to be human?

Well maybe.

So TL;DR- shut up. Wonder Woman is amazing. And shame on you for trying to take her away from children, you’re a menace and I need to talk to you, adult to adult.


“Embrace the glorious mess that you are.” (Elizabeth Gilbert)

BONUS: Whiny Heechul in red.

person: why do you wear black all the time?? you’re YOUNG, now is the time to wear colourful clothes!!! you REALLY should stop wearing black, it doesn’t even suit you-


❄️ random Xmas icons: part 1

Heyyyyyyyyy so it’s @eraserheacl birthday  (he’s denying 19th exists…. don’t believe him) !! !!!

And since Tandem already presented you the number one man you are gay for  Aizawa….
I will give you the number one boy you are gay for Taki.

@yurarat Sorry if the first one’s a bit blurry hhHH-

I drew the famILYYYYY- they’re friggen’ amazing maAANN AAA- *SCREEECH* I love em’ alreEADYYY- pftt now to draw Sweetie with them hhHAA- (Get ready for Razorrrrr hue hue hue- >:33)

Also omg BB is staring so intently at that cookie hhhaa-

*STARING INTENSIFIESSS* (He wants that cooKIE BROOO HHhaha omggg-)

anonymous asked:

Wait I just had a horrific thought. So, Neil always seems to have a preternatural sense for Which Twin is Andrew. But. Does Kevin? Especially when he's hammered?


The answer is No,, kevin can’t tell, but he has to learn quickly,,, because one night theyre all drinking and Neil leaves to go pick up some pizzas and Kev meant to keep an eye on his boy so that he wouldn’t have this problem, but he’s had too many shots and he sits down next to aaron(?) and he leans in and whispers “take me to bed”,,
It wasnt Aaron.
Andrew turns to him and holds up and knife and goes, “I’ll take you to your grave, Day.”
He’s so horrified, partly because his drunk brain still kinda thinks this is Aaron and he’s confused, and partly because now Aaron is actually standing next to him too and he’s D:
“Andrew where are you ?? You’re not gonna believe this,,, there’s 2 Aarons??”


hey can i get an uuuuhhhhhhhh anubis

anonymous asked:

Same anon as before: My parents are ok with homosexuality, and her homophobia stems from her religion (which I have NO problems with!) and the boy I like is honestly too good for me. We both go to the same public highschool, but he somehow never picked up the "mature" habits (no smoking, drinking, drugs, swearing, etc.) PLUS he gets straight A's. He is a motivation to make myself better, but I don't think I deserve his friendship.. I'm rough around the edges, and he deserves better than me...

idk you but!! you sound like a sweet asddssdfd you shouldnt doubt yourself anon :0 if he didnt like you he wouldnt be your friend!! as a fellow Rough Around The Edges, you should go for it!!

- jess

“We can’t make her tell us.”

“Nobody could find him.”

Okay. Okay, I had a rant written out, but then I decided to take some time and word it better so it actually makes sense. As we learned, Redbeard is not a dog, but a boy. Victor, actually, but that’s not… too important here.

What I have a problem with is the whole plot around him.

When a child goes missing, you move heaven, hell, and everything inbetween to find them. Parents and legal guardians (unless neglecting/nonexistent) will not have any other priority but to find that child. Searches. Posters. Questions. Interrogations. News stories. Vigils. Whatever.

When a child goes missing, people freak out, because that is a violation of something so much more innocent than an adult, something pure and young and everyone immediately feels protective.

When a child goes missing, those close to it will do everything in their power to find it.

So that raises my first question - what about Victor’s parents?

What about the police?

Do you really think that with Victor being Sherlock’s best friend, and that with him and even his parents knowing that Eurus was behind it, there would not have been any police involved? 

The area would have been swarming with officers following Victor’s disappearance, either contacted by Victor’s parents, or by Sherlock’s. There would have been dozens of people looking for the boy. There would have been DOGS.


There would have been rescue teams and neighbourhood search teams and parents and friends and whoever else might be concerned about a missing child looking EVERYWHERE.


The well can’t have been that far away from the estate, and if John could see the moon, it was UNDER THE OPEN SKY. And honestly, a well would have been one of the first places for people to look when a child suddenly goes missing, because gravity is a thing, and shit happens.

Even if - and I am not sure he was, but even IF Victor was unconscious and could not call out for help from down there (it really wasn’t that far, as we’ve seen with John), someone would have found him, I’m sure of it.

Also, as adorable as the Holmes parents are, I am counting this as massive failure on their part. “Oh yes, a boy is missing and our daughter hid him, but we can’t make her tell us, so… sorry?”

Punish her. Bribe her. Ask her. Do whatever. She’s your daugher, you’re her parents, “we can’t make her do anything” is no excuse for letting her get away with something like this, ESPECIALLY IF YOU KNEW. YOU KNEW she had something to do with Victor’s disappearance. You knew, Sherlock knew, Mycroft knew, she never denied it as far as we know, she even gave you hints where he was.

And you’re telling me that, even years later, they never even found his body, just because of some twisted children’s rhyme and a code hidden in it? It’s not like you had to break into Baskerville and she was giving you the acess code. It’s not like you needed a treasure map and a shovel. It’s not like it was some sort of high-security facility that really needed a hint for you to think of it. It was… just a well.

And nobody could find a scared little boy when they KNEW who had something to do with his disappearance, when they had an area where they could search (because how far can a five year old girl really carry a boy? And if she lured him somewhere, it still would have been within a searchable area of the estate?), and when the life of the child was obviously in danger?

Nobody ever even found the bones?

His family never received any sort of closure for it? 

I’m not okay with this.

anonymous asked:

The Council is SO GOOD!! But you're seriously not helping my little Mark problem I've been having lately. That boy is too perfect, I'm falling hard! I love it and I can always picture him just how you write him! Thank-you for updating so much even though you have a really busy life, we truly appreciate it!

Ahhhh I love hearing this!!! Honestly writing for Mark is my favorite so I’m glad you’re enjoying it 😘😘 j appreciate all the love ❣️❣️

sAY NO MORE. I have been dying to write something about those god forsaken teasers ;~;

WARNING: Yes this involves smut and it is actually the first smut we have EVER written about our Kookie so if you have a problem with seeing Jungkook and smut in the same title, please just keep scrolling.


It was almost an hour until midnight and your fianceé Jungkook still hadn’t returned home from his first shift working at the police station. You couldn’t hide the fact that you were starting to worry but as you picked up your cell to call him the view of red and blue flashing lights illuminated the house through the windows. Oh god, what if something happened to him.

Countless scenarios ran through your mind all at once as you stood staring at nothing in particular completely engulfed by panic and the flashing lights. Just as you heard the doorbell ring your body instantly bolted up, completely forgetting the fact that you hadn’t even put any pants on.

The doorbell rang a second time before you opened the door to a man in dark shades and a dark uniform looking way too familiar. 

“Sorry to uhm…” the officer abruptly cleared his throat, his familiar face now slightly taken by surprise as he slid off his shades, eyeing your half clothed body.”Sorry to bother you ma’am. My name is Officer Jeon Jungkook and I got a few complaints from your neighbors about loud screaming, do you know anything about that?”

You mulled his words over a few times in your head but couldn’t fully understand it but still, you decided to play along with his story.. wherever it was going.

Painting a look of confusion on your face, you answered innocently, “Uhm there must be a mistake Officer..Jeon. I’m home alone and there was no screaming.”

A smirk began to form on his lips as he stepped towards you, through the doorway causing you to stumble backwards a bit. His hands moving to his belt as he stared you down, “There will be.”

You gasp as Jungkook kicks the door closed and slams your body against it. One of his hands holding your waist against the door, the other holding your wrists together behind your back. His lips latched onto your neck and the feeling of his hot breathe against your neck combined with his tongue movements caused a hot sensation to occur between your closed legs.

“J-Jungkook..what doing?” you practically moaned your question to him. His grip on your wrists tightened in response.

“Did I say you could talk?”, he growled in your ear as the feeling of cold metal was slapped around your wrists. You whimpered at the realization that he had just handcuffed you. I never knew he could be so kinky..

Jungkook’s mouth immediately went back to leaving love marks on your neck as he firmly pressed his hardened member against you. Now that your hands were out of his way he was able to do even more with you. Soon you felt his leg pushing your legs apart while his fingers made their way to your clit. You moaned at his touch and as you did Jungkook grabbed your hair pulling your head back giving you a passionate and needy kiss, his fingers still working their magic.

While Jungkook was grinding against you, you moved your hands down just above his crotch and began feeling up his clothed erection making him weak for a moment. He bit down on your bottom lip as he let out a deep moan in return. Jungkook was never this aggressive with you but you weren’t complaining.

Just then you felt his body move away from yours pulling you by your shoulder and cuffed hands, “You’re going to have to come with me.”

You hadn’t realized how weak your legs had become until he practically dragged your heated body into the dining room. Jungkook pulled out a chair and nearly thew you against it.

“Now. You wanna tell me why you decided to answer the door half naked?” He questioned, walking to the opposite side of the table. “What if it hadn’t have been me? Huh?!” He slammed his hands on the table and his expression darkened as he leaned in closer to you.

“I..I’m s-sorry Jungkook I didn’t mean t-”

“That’s Officer Jungkook.” he corrected you.

This guy… “I’m sorry Officer. I didn’t mean to, it won’t happen again.” you assured him wondering how long he was going to leave you all wet and bothered like that.

“Well..” he started to walk towards you “either way I still feel like a punishment is necessary.” He pulled your chair out so that you were facing him and watched as he removed his belt, pushing his pants down just enough to expose himself to you. “Now be a good girl for me and suck.”

You did as you were told and took his entire length into your mouth, your tongue teasing him the entire time. After awhile his breathing hitched as he thrusted into your mouth a few times before he grabbed your hair and pulled you off of him.

Before you could even catch your breath Jungkook had you bent over the dining room table and pulling your underwear down to your ankles. He placed his hands on your hips and without warning rammed himself into you from behind. You screamed at the sudden impact and started to struggle even more in those handcuffs.

“There are those screams I was looking for.” he smirked, his voice full of arrogance. Jungkook continued to thrust into you roughly, enjoying the sight of you struggling beneath him and listening to you constantly moan his name was sending him over the edge. He moved his hand around you just enough to allow his fingers to rub against you. You could tell he was close when his thrusts started to lose rhythm and his groaning was becoming more intense. You couldn’t take it anymore and came completely undone beneath him. The feeling of you releasing around him caused him to release inside of you.

Once you both finished, Jungkook unlocked the handcuffs he had you restrained with and helped you sit down. “Wow I’m tired.” he stated leaning against the table, a lazy smile plastered on his face.

You laughed and tried to stand up but your legs thought otherwise and you fell into his arms instead. Jungkook’s smile widening, obviously proud of his work. “Well I guess this means you have to carry me to bed now.”, you told him, placing a soft kiss on his lips.

“Love you baby.” he whispered against your smiling lips. He then lifted you up bridal style and carried you to bed never breaking the kiss.


Hope you all enjoyed this! ;)

Straight White Boy Problem #63

girls have a BUNCH of shoes but guys do too, we just have more specific shoes. I’ve got walking shoes, running shoes, dress shoes, sperrys, beach flip flops, gameday flip flops, basketball shoes, tennis shoes, soccer cleats, heavy snow boots, lawn shoes, work boots, light snow boots and those LL Bean hiking shoes my mom got me for my 8th grade trip in the Appalachians