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DOUMEKI IS SERIOUS OK WATANUKI. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM RAISE HIS VOICE BEFORE

HE EVEN DID THE ANIME HAND WALL THING

THAT’S HOW SERIOUS HE IS

Fun story, someone tried the anime hand wall thing on me once. It worked for precisely two seconds before I ducked under it and kept going. 

FUN TIPS TO TRY AT HOME, WATANUKI. 

For a moment I thought he was sitting on a giant fortune cookie and I was incredibly excited. 

BUT YUUKO ICHIHARA IS HERE AND THAT’S EVEN BETTER SO I’M OKAY WITH IT. 

She’s not going to be able to do it, but more importantly, damn Yuuko what are you wearing that’s incredible.

Halloween 2016

  • Leo: Can’t we have a little fun? Remember that time Victor and Yuuri spent an entire hour in the bathroom at a press conference?
  • Guang-Hong: Yes, but wasn’t that because Yuuri lost a contact lens?
  • Leo: You’re so cute.

I’ve had guys tell me, ‘I’ll never feel for anyone the way i feel for you’

And I’m like, 'well, yeah, because it’s neurologically impossible to have identical emotionally associative response patterns for two separate people you’re receiving input from.’

Which I guess????

Isn’t the response they’re looking for??????

??????

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So many tomatoes in this strip

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Domestic Beasts and Where to Find Them

[Newt Scamander attempts to lure an escaped creature into his case through a series of complex, dancelike movements.]

[Jacob Kowalski, who didn’t ask for any of this somehow ended up in this bizarre situation, backs away, slightly alarmed, and…]

FIN

i’m sick of ya books w mermaids and sirens and sea monster girls where all they want to do is run away from the ocean. where they find a boy & fall in love & she abandons her world for his…  instead, give me books where she loves the water & drowns ships just so its passengers can be w the water too. give me books where she finds boys, loves them, then leaves them so that instead of them changing her life she changes theirs (they spend the rest of their days longing for her, always hoping for her to come back but she never will). give me books where her lovely voice haunts rocky beaches, oceanside cliffs, and abandoned lighthouses - the stuff of legends & myths. give me books where she protects the sea and the creatures in it from humans, killing anyone who comes near & harms her home (colorful coral reefs, deep trenches, shallow shores teeming with life). i want their danger, their magic, their strength and power, i don’t want another girl at the constant mercy of others, constantly uncertain, unhappy, or afraid, i want monsters. self-assured and beautiful. 

Both Bitty and Dex carry pocket knives on their persons at all times.

“Dex, omg you CAN’T BRING A KNIFE TO CLASS WHAT THE HECK!!! Bitty, tell him!”

*Bitty frowns and produces a Swiss army knife from his back pocket. It’s attached to his keyring. It jingles.* “What, like this?”

“BITTY NOOOOO!!!”

i just want to point out one thing the gifs are never able to capture about the first malec meeting, which is that after alec stammers about returning to the fight and leaves you can hear the quick “pat pat pat” of his footsteps like alec literally ran out of the room he was just so overwhelmed by the whole situation he literally ran away.