boys are u calling me back

Good boy

yALL I FUCKING FUCKED UP TODAY TEACHING

So basically you have a group of back muscles called the “Erector Spinae”. And I asked my students if they knew what the word “Erector” meant. Its a valid question cause its the function of the muscles! And a guy next to me said “…..Erection?”

AND MY FUCKING SLY ASS DOESNT EVEN THINK and replied “good boy.”

IT WAS MY LAST MISTAKE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE. THESE ARE GROWN ASS COLLEGE STUDENTS LIKE ME AND U MENTION ERECTION AND THEY LOSE IT. BUT HERE I AM SAYING “GOOD BOY” TO A GUY THAT SAID “erECTION” AND THEY ARE HOWLING AT THIS POINT. Absolutely losing it.

So throughout the rest of the class anytime someone got a answer right they would just say “good boy” whether it was a boy or girl that answered it. I created the next class meme. This is my legacy.

NCT Dream School-Mate Behind the Scenes

PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!

Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*

Haechan: *takes a deep breath* how many times. how many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL UR CHINESE ‘HI IM CHENLE HE HE’ ASS TO STFU AND LET ME SPEAK. YALL AINT SHIT WITHOUT ME.

Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again….

Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*

Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????

Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm

Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper

Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall

Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???

Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here?? 

Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.

Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????

Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?

Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG

Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???

Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?

Haechan: mARK GETCHO RAMEN BLEACHED ASS FALLIN APART HAIR AWAY FROM THAT DISEASE INFESTED CHILD.

Jaemin: w o wy'all really gonna play me like that huh?

Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!

Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*

Jaemin: ????

Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there…

Jaemin: *turns around*

Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*

Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves

Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???

Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo

Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!

Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china

Haechan: it don’t matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care 

Mark: *throws table* i TOLD YALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT YALL TRICKASS BABY SHITS CANT EVEN DO THAT FOR FIVE BLOODY SECONDS!!!!!!!!!

Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist? 

Mark: DONGHYUCK ILL NUTKICK U TO PLUTO AND BACK JUST TALK ONE MORE TIME AND CHENLE DON’T EVEN THINK BOUT INTRODUCING UR CHINGCHONG HEHE ASS AND RENJUN TALK SHIT IN CHINESE& ILL SUE YOU. JISUNG UR A FCUKING CUNT BECAUSE U JUST SIT THERE WHEN WE ALL KNOW U DO SATANIC RITUALS TO GUIDE US TO HELL AND JENO- JENO…… u alright tbh

PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-

*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*

PD: 4!

Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*

PD: 3!

Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*

PD: 2!

Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant

PD: 1! Start!

Nct dream: *smile and does cute stuff*

*Jaemin’s body falls out of the locker*

Renjun: ……………. shit

😔

Boy * leaves girl on read for 5 minutues*

Boy* text back girl* “ sorry had to take a phone call ”

Gilr: *text* oh sorry i was too busy starting a new life while u were ignoring me, I’m married with 2 kids and a cat. Have fun with that new hoe, who had your attention for the past 5 mins.

A good deal of NH/SS people: You ship SNS because you have a fetish for gay boys.

Me, an intellectual: Which is why I ship Neji and TenTen and Shikamaru and Temari…. Right? I’m sorry, I know that’s your best fall back argument when canon facts overwhelm you. Sorry, I ship development, continuity and something called s u b s t a n c e.

My apologizes for seeing two bestfriends and canonical soulmates as perhaps being more than “just friends.” Sorry I know what being Bisexual is, sorry I read into subtext. Sorry that I don’t even need subtext because my ship has done nearly every romantic troupe under the sun from sacrificing dreams and goals to declaring to die by the other’s side, wearing necklaces with each other’s face on them and being ying&yang. Sorry, I don’t see through a strictly heterosexual lens. Sorry I’m not daft enough to blindingly be okay with years of a focus on two boys and then be okay with a scribbled mess of a romantic ending

But let’s simplify it for you and just say I have a fetish. Because that’s easy. Because you can’t debate. Because you are insecure of your ship. Because you look through anti tags and get worked up. Because your ship just isn’t what ours is.


#i pray for some SasuSaku and NaruHina shippers.

Hi my name is Samekichi Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Old (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a shark but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a bad boy love interest, and I go to a magic sea called the blue sea in the ocean. I’m a sea creature (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black jacket with a fluffy hood and a black pair of pants, a grey shirt and black shoes. I was wearing white foundation and black eyeliner. I was walking outside the Sea Kingdom. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Sal stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

i wonder if any of their idol friends are really engrossed in the hyyh/wings storyline. like does ken call seokjin up at 12am to be like ‘jIN??? what does boy meet ?? what does it all mean??? ARE YOU ABRAXAS. WHO R U”, or if jackson phones namjoon up like “NAMJOON. NAMJOON ARE U OKAY. DID YOU CALL TAEHYUNG BACK PLS TELL ME YOU DID. IS HE OKAY IS HE ALIVE??? NAMJOON DO YOU HEAR ME”

At lunch.. friend A- sitting across table, friend B- sitting to left.

ME: OH MY GODZZZZ YURI!!! AHHHH

FRIEND A: what…??

ME: yuri is my boyfriend!!!… u need to watch yuri on ice!!!

FRIEND A: … how many anime boyfriends do u have..???

ME: well… yuri, haru, SEVEN, snake, ciel, hyde, dazai, sakuya,……

FRIEND B: *mumbles* …slut…

ME: …zeref, rogue, mikleo, eli, kyoya, jack frost, hide, kuroko, juuzou…. Wait….

ME: …*looks at friend b* did u just call me a slut

FRIEND B: yeah..

ME: *turns back to friend A; continues listing anime guys*

@ fob concert:
“This next song is called ‘that weird feeling when like you wake up rlly early like 3am and u can’t fall back asleep so like you go for a walk-”
*half an hour later*
“And like it’s so weird. Do you feel me?? I do that a lot
Well I can’t anymore wit-”
*another half hour later*
“And then you fuck a hooker’ I hope you all enjoy it !!”

I want to feel your hand on mine.
I want to feel your lips on mine.
I want to feel your hand in my hair.
I want to hear you calling me dear.
I want you to grab my face.
I want you to put your hands on my waist. I want you to kiss my neck.
I want you to hold me back.
I want you to bite my lips.
I want you to feel my hips.
I don’t want to lose you ever and I want you to love me forever.
—  Miona

i was rewatching white knights and i decided to count and screenshot how many times ray bitchfaced at len in this episode so here we go

1.

oh haha how did that get there len u sneaky boy

“are u fucking kidding me” birds gotta fly and len’s gotta steal my dude

2.

“i say we put 2 in the back of her head and call it a day” good idea len let’s see if ur bf approves

he does not :’(

3.

“now you’re annoying in multiple languages”

these wounds they will not heal…..the pain is just 2 real….

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here's some lucio headcanons to get this blog started >:3c

- boi probably has pet frogs before
- “his name is squish cause he’s squishy”
- as u know dub step is his shit
- but enjoys all genres of music! he likes classical cause it makes him sleepy and it’s a good way to keep frog boi asleep
- he only speaks portuguese just to curse or talk to another Brazilian tbh
- he love his family
- jesus
- “hana! i saw u wanted that game at the mall the other day here ya go!”
- “lena ur not weird! u are lovable and full of pure fun energy and u make me so pumped up in battle don’t hate ur self”
- “dad i got ur back! call me if u need some healing!”
- he is pro-omnic
- he wears crocs just to tick people off
- he actually thinks theyre comfortable why do people hate it??
- he’s so painfully nice to everyone and they’re mean to him what??
- someone judges his music but didn’t listen to it?
- “oh thank u for the criticism! but didn’t u have to listen to music first then judge it???”
- someone pirated his songs?
- “oh dang that’s bad.., u like it? cool!”
- a fan stalking him?
- “aww! it’s flattering u want to do that, but that’s kinda creepy so please stop.”
- he really really likes everyone
- even talon members
- “reaper be careful out there! u can get hurt and tbh that’s the main goal but like don’t get hurt too much that you’ll die”
- “sombra ur hacking skills are so cool! u can probably make sick beats by hacking the dj systems owo”
- “widow maker! oja!!!” waves to her while she’s on the the floor on a building and waving back, trying to heal his friendo
- i mean he gets they’re evil and did bad shit in the past
- but the bad guys deserve love too right?

  • Me: *watches taemin's teaser* Oh nice.
  • Me: *goes back to living life*
  • SM: What are u doing
  • SM: Look at him
  • Me:
  • SM: LOOK AT HIM
  • Me:
  • SM: Look at this boy
  • Me:
  • SM: Isn't he beautiful?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *calls 911*
  • 911: What's your emergency
  • Me: A Korean entertainment company has trespassed into my home and is forcing me to watch Taemin
  • 911: That's a beautiful torture. For stuff like this you shouldn't have pressed my number
  • Me: ...?
  • SM: LOOOOooooK at HIMMMM. TAEMINnnn

SING ALONG, MOTHERFUCKER // a collection of songs that you know every single word to. admit it. 

1. bohemian rhapsody by queen 2. i want it that way by backstreet boys 3. party in the usa by miley cyrus 4. wannabe by spice girls 5. hooked on a feeling by blue swede 6. complicated by avril lavigne 7. i’m gonna be (500 miles) by the proclaimers 8. super bass by nicki minaj 9. wonderwall by oasis 10. since u been gone by kelly clarkson 11. don’t stop believin’ by journey 12. sugar we’re goin down by fall out boy 13. edge of glory by lady gaga 14. baby got back by sir mix-a-lot 15. hold on by wilson phillips 16. all the small things by blink-182 17. chandelier by sia 18. breaking free from high school musical 19. call me maybe by carly rae jepsen 20. i wanna dance with somebody by whitney houston

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i just watched 4 episodes of BOKU DAKE GA INAI MACHI (4 eps and i’m sure that this anime will be one of my favourite) and omg, this anime is killing me, it’s so sad and heartwarming equally. if u are looking for good anime with gripping story, murders, stepping back in time, mysteries, nice soundtrack - watch it.

Synopis from MAL:

A struggling manga artist and pizza boy extraordinaire in his late twenties. Seems like your average Joe, right? Wrong. The protagonist of Boku dake ga Inai Machi, Satoru Fujinuma, possesses a very special gift. His supernatural ability, which he calls “Revival,” triggers a time leap, sending him back to right before certain life-threatening events occur, allowing him to prevent these tragedies and save the day. After a devastating incident in his present day life caused a sudden “Revival,” Satoru was sent back to when he was a young, elementary school student, one month before his classmate Kayo went missing. He is forced to solve the mystery behind the serial kidnappings in his hometown and protect his childhood friends. Boku dake ga Inai Machi is a thrilling, Sci-Fi series that explores the past and present of the main characters in a unique way. Who is the mystery kidnapper? Will Satoru succeed in saving the day when his friends’ lives count on it? And will changing the future have any negative effects on present day life?


JM: hey jungkook, I can make your cookie crumble

JK: Fuck u, Park Jimin.

JM: well if u insist

JK: ISTG

JM: If u want to See God, I can take u to heaven.

JK: DON’T MAKE ME CALL SUGA HYUNG

JM: Oh what a kinky kookie u are~ ;)

SG: BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE MAKNAE, PARK JIMIN. AND I’LL RIP UR TONGUE OUT THROUGH UR TEETH IF U EVER EVEN THINK OF TELLING JUNGKOOK THAT SHIT AGAIN.