boys are u calling me back

I think the hardest part about losing you
was that I didn’t just lose the boy
who called me pretty even when I hadn’t showered in 3 days,
the boy who once kissed me in the rain with tears in his eyes

I lost my best friend
the only person who knows what my favorite time of day is
and why
the only person who’s calmed me down after a day of nightmares

I’ve lost so much more
than anyone can imagine
and I hear what youre asking
I’m just trying to make it easier on you

—  Conscious//kayla
Hard to Get - Thomas

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Thomas/Reader

Word Count: 9,016

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Kinky Thomas, Multiple Orgasms, Oral (both receiving), Bondage, Hair Pulling, Public Oral Sex, Masturbation, Thomas’s giant dick pressing into his jeans (cause hot damn we all know it does)

Notes: Some cute lil nonnie said they wanted me to write another Thomas smut. So kinky Thomas it is. Thanks @stilinski-jpeg @minhosmeanhoe and @dylan-trash-tbh for yelling at me to write this so much. Otherwise I would have kept procrastinating. I hope this is worth yelling at me so much. 

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Songs to get fucked to:

Best ones are in Bold/Italic letter

  • She - Zayn (Mind of Mine)
  • Wrong - Zayn (Mind of Mine)
  • TIO - Zayn (Mind of Mine)
  • Strange Love - Halsey (Badlands)
  • Young God - Halsey (Badlands)
  • Outside - The Weeknd (Trilogy)
  • Good For You - Selena Gomez (Good For You)
  • Chill - Trey Songz (Intermission I & II)
  • Ride - SoMo (SoMo)
  • Hold Tight - Justin Bieber (Journals)
  • Slow Motion - Trey Songz (Slow Motion)
  • Often (Kygo Remix) - The Weeknd (Often Kygo Remix)
  • Nasty Naughty Boy - Christina Aguilera (Back to Basics)
  • All That Matters - Justin Bieber (Journals)
  • Rocket - Beyoncé (BEYONCÉ)
  • Robbers - The 1975 (The 1975)
  • SEX - The 1975 (SEX EP)
  • We Can Make Love - SoMo (SoMo)
  • Sex on fire - Kings of Leon (Only By The Night)
  • Do I Wanna Know? - Artic Monkeys (AM)
  • Earned It - The Weeknd (Fifty Shades of Grey)
  • Trust - Justin Bieber (Purpose)
  • Pillow Talk - Zayn (Mind of Mine)
  • Make Love - Chris Brown ( Royalty)
  • Back To Sleep - Chris Brown (Royalty)
  • Dangerous Woman - Arinana Grande (Dangerous Woman)
  • Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? - Artic Monkeys
  • R U MINE? - Artic Monkeys (AM)
  • Arabella - Artic Monkeys (AM)
  • Dark Times - The Weeknd ft. Ed Sheeran (Beauty Behind The Madness)
  • Angel - The Weeknd (Beauty Behind The Madness)
  • Valerie - The Weeknd (Trilogy)
  • English Love Affair - 5 Seconds of Summer (5 Seconds of Summer)
  • Good Girls - 5 Seconds of Summer (5 Seconds of Summer)
  • Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
  • Heaven Knows - The Pretty Reckless
  • Only - Nicki Minaj ft Drake and Lil Wayne ( The Pink Print)

dan vs phil golf with friends: a summary

platonic biffles wear matchy matchy golf hats

tiger lester

phil admires dan’s ball skills (“that was sexy wasn’t it”)

dan has powerful balls

phil has fondness for odd numbers

phil has blown a ball before

“big boy golf”

dan has a kink of people carrying his things

phil likes to “plan a whack”

the return of ‘we don’t have any other friends’

stalker butterfly

dan bites his tongue swear wise

“channel your inner golf”

phil’s sound effects are truly underrated

dan’s sarcastic applause

dan broke his swearing filter with wank and shit

“that was neat”

“phil you need to stop saying hole in one”

“i guess god hates you” (actually dan think back to the pokemon go vid u hypocrite)

britney spears parody

“that mole would get twatted into the floor”

“call me king of life”

i just realised phil looks like a sailor with his hat and i feel warm

dan bounces off course again and again

phil lester said spank we must alert the church elders

“team phil”

dan thought he’d got the hang of the hole but failed and went backwards

totally non-competitive bants

“don’t even look at me”

dan’s little laugh when he wins a hole

“hole thirteen, unlucky for some but not for philly” phil validates my birth date i’m counting it as a notice

phil’s motivational speech

“katniss is going to come and attack you”

dan tried to fuck up phil’s chances but it backfired

“phil that’s not straight”

“oh no phil, what a floppy ding dong”

dan’s eagle impression

“stop stroking my ball” - dan howell 2k17

“go log power”

“watch me perfectly bounce this up the crack”

“you were so far from the crack”

“you’re so silly!”

the obligatory ribena sip

“wank wank fuck shit”

“ooh, who’s your golf dad”

“i’m going to throw myself out the window”

“the game gets quit”

dan hacked the game and succeeded when he should’ve failed

“you can do it phil, i believe in you”

dan sings when he tastes victory

cocky baby blows raspberry at tolerant biffle

squishy dan face skin

“get the board hoe”

“what’s next, lester family trivia? i bet you’d lose that somehow”

good game sportsmanship handshake can’t wait for the handshake fic

“let’s go have a beer and talk about politics”

“see you on the green, crazies”



NCT (엔시티) Recommended Reading.

As someone who loves writing/coming up with ideas for stories; I can appreciate hard work when I see it. Of course I love all the writers I follow; this is a collection of one shots or series about NCT that I have fallen in love with. I’ll make sure to update this as much as possible; and if anyone has any recs of their own, I would love to hear em.

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Why 2x12 Was Fucking GREAT

- alec using any excuse he can get to see Magnus at work

- ’ you’re a catch ’

- ending scene with jace (my baby finally belongs)

- alec finally showing off his badass fighting skills

- alec comforting ‘magnus’ witj hugs and cheek caresses (he didn’t know so in my eyes it means just as much)

- ending malec scene with alec not knowing what to do and just wanting to help magnus

- magnus calling out mama was so realistic and actually put me into tears

- tokyo (need i say more?)

- lots of plants for matt

- ’ if you do love me, please you have to believe me ’        

- alec going straight to his parabatai after the thing with valentine!magnus    

- ’ alexander what’s happening? ’

- just harry and alan’s acting in general

- izzy asking to go to mundane group therapy

- the fact that valentine didn’t get away

- azazel be gone

- actual storyline for magnus was created and he’s not just a plot device for malec

- jace and magnus throwing alec a surprise party (ik it was valentine but jace was down and you know magnus would be down sooo…)

- even when he’s being put through hell and is trapped inside a psychopaths body, magnus still maintains his sass

- ’ we kissed on the terrace ’

- alec protecting clary (lol I thought it was a lil sweet)

- alec calling sebastian psychotic morgenstern OUT!

- ’ we have a VERY capable warlock for that ’

- alec’s hair

- rosa santiago shipping sizzy bc me too rosa

- luke to the rescue

- simon bein a badass

- ’ alec u were right ’

- magnus calling for alec immediately after the switch back

- 👏 alec 👏 stopping 👏 the 👏 execution 👏

- realistic portrayal of how the malec reunion should’ve gone

- alec cleaning

- valentine confused as to why the lightwood boy is stalking him

- ’ you gave me that omamori charm that I carry with me every day ’

- kid!magnus

- clary dealing with her issues

- the herondale ring

- jace cockblocking climon

- basically just cut out the climon scenes and that vampire chick being a lil dickweed and you have yourself a winner

— i saw discourse coming from a mile away and I just can’t let such an amazingly written episode be put down because some people didn’t get what they wanted, even if what they wanted wouldn’t have been realistic or actually helpful to the plot. I hate drama, so lets all just talk about how amazing everything I listed above was and stop focusing on the little things.

Call Boy Winwin (Winwin x Reader)

Rating: M

(A/N) AYYY WAZZZ UPPPPPP MY BABESSS!!!! I’m back and ready to make y’all bust A NUT! People said it wasn’t possible, Winwin, an angel, a precious baby, could never be a call boy. Well…listen up children: yOU CAN DO ANYTHING U SET UR MIND TO SO HERE WE ARE! I’m super proud of this one and happy how it turned out, so please ENJOY!!!

Originally posted by fairyprincewinwin

The popular cozy cafe was ridden with customers, leaving you squeezed in a corner on a fluffy cushion with your cup of tea in hand and balancing a book on your knee. Luckily you sat directly next to a big window, allowing you a view of the whole street, where fashionable young couples and groups of friends were strutting about hand in hand, arms looped together like destiny knots.

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missing you - tom holland imagine #4

Originally posted by spiderholland

about : Tom is away at SDCC while promoting Spider-Man Homecoming. Things start to go downhill as a Facetime call ensues and jealousy arises. 

Warnings : a teeny bit sad. drunk tom!


The ID caller showed up on your phone and you grinned, flopping down onto the bed as you answered the call. Tom’s smiling face filled your screen and you giggled, greeting him with a simple ‘hello Thomas’.

“Y/N! It’s crazy here!” Tom shouted, “I’ve never seen anything like this before! There were thousands of people on the panel it was insane!”

“Are you having fun?” You asked, a small yet tired simper reaches your lips.

“Loads! Everyone’s amazing! Laura is here, Jacob is here, Tony is here, oh and Zendaya is here too!” He continued to ramble on about how everyone had secretly arrived to the convention but your heart sank at her name.

Tom was an extremely sweet person, and he was definitely good-looking. Your biggest fear from letting him leave to Atlanta was him finding someone new. What if he found someone else prettier, smarter and better than you? Maybe he was already tired of you.

And it didn’t help that Zendaya was a part of your worry. She was the kind of girl you’d always want to be. She was gorgeous and successful, not to mention extremely talented. You let your insecurity get the best of you sometimes and you would always feel a bit glum whenever you saw them together. However, Tom wasn’t aware that you felt that way.

“Isn’t Zendaya pretty?” you piped up randomly, playing with the hem of your sweatpants.

“Yes, she is. Why?” Tom sounded confused. He looked at something behind the camera and he laughed, slapping his chest.

“Oh, that’s amazing, Z,” he chuckled before looking back at you on the phone, “sorry babe, were you saying something?”

You were about to say something before he interrupted you, laughing again and talking to someone you could only assume was Zendaya. You could hear her laughter too and you flinched, feeling annoyed. Anger and jealousy was already bubbling inside of you. Rolling your eyes, you scoffed at how he was so oblivious to you on the phone as he dropped his phone to his side so all you could see was his pants.

This was the first time in days he had facetimed you, and you felt so put off by how he wasn’t even paying attention to you.

Pissed off, you pressed the end call button hardly, ending the facetime. You put your phone beside you and picked up your laptop, trying to calm yourself down.

It seemed like the world wanted to rub everything in your face when you clicked on a random song on your spotify. Everything I’m Not by The Veronicas came on and you gasped, throwing up your arms in anger.

“Oh, come on!” You yelled at no one in particular.

The song blasted on your speakers and you sighed, letting it play.

Your phone beeped once.



Tom’s face popped up on the screen, indicating a call coming in from him.

You ignored it, letting the ringtone play amongst the loud tunes of The Veronicas.

It stopped for a few seconds before ringing again. This time you decided to decline the call.

A text came in. You peeked.

Tom x : babe, what’s up? u  just hung up?

10. 50 pm

Tom x : y/n? Im gonna call u again.

10. 52 pm

Tom x : why did u decline the call?

10. 58 pm

Tom x : did i do something wrong?

11. 05 pm

You snorted, picking up your phone and typing a quick reply.

Me : idk ask zendaya lmao

Me : im gonna sleep. Have fun at comic con.

Just as you were about to put away your phone, it vibrated.

Tom x : I think I know what’s going on. Are you jealous of Z?

11.08 pm

Tom x : I hope you know I love you, and that I will never eye another girl that’s not you. I understand how you feel, I get sad whenever I think of all the other boys that are with you everyday. So i dont blame you. But you can trust me love. I promise.

11.09 pm

Tom x : z and i are just friends, nothing more babe. Im way too in love with you. Also im sorry if ive been distant. I miss you so much and i havent been able to really talk to you. Ive been very busy with work and everything else i just idk i feel really guilty now.

11.11 pm


Tom x : call me back when u wanna talk. Im sorry, i love you. Xx

11.13 pm

You sighed, giving in. You could tell he was feeling really crappy about it as you watched a livestream of the convention. Marvel was holding a livestream for the interviews and you saw Tom pop up in the screen when you opened the website.

His eyes were downcast even though he had a small smile on his face. Tom was less energetic and gave the interviewer half-assed answers. He kept crossing and uncrossing his arms and he fidgeted a lot on his feet.

His iPhone was gripped tightly in his hand, and every few seconds he went to check it.

Probably for my reply, you thought.

When the interviewer ended, you saw him walk away from the camera. The interviewer was about to interview Lupita Nyong’o next when another text from Tom came in.

Tom x : love i really am sorry. maybe u went to sleep already. Im sorry. I love you. Goodnight. Xx

11.25 pm

“Meh screw it,” you mumbled, pressing the call icon on his contact name.

He picked it up immediately after the third ring.

“Hello?” he said quickly.

“It’s okay,” you sighed, slumping on the bed, “sorry, I just got jealous. I shouldn’t have hung up on you like that.

“It’s just..I miss you so much Tom. And we haven’t facetimed in so long and.. I don’t know I was pretty pissed off by how you weren’t paying attention to me.”

“I know, I know,” you could hear his guilt from across the line, “I’m really sorry. There’s just been a lot going on right now.”

You sighed, “okay, now go and have fun. We can talk more later. I’m not mad at you anymore so don’t worry.”

“Are you sure?”

“Positive, I’ll be fine,” You lied through your teeth, even mustering a fake smile.

Tom hummed, before speaking again, “I’ll call you when you wake up. I love you so much, Y/N. Goodnight, love.”

“Goodnight,” you mumbled back as you hit the ‘end call’.

Grabbing a pillow from the top of the bed, you clutched it tightly into your chest as sobs began to rack through your body. The tears didn’t stop flowing, even after half an hour.

You’d think he would notice that you really weren’t okay.

You missed him so much.

And it already felt like, to you, he was slowly drifting away.


The next morning was horrendous. You woke up to the feel of your soggy pillow and puffy eyes. Rubbing your face, you snuggled further into your duvet.

There was no way you were going out today. Your heart felt the heaviest it had felt in a long time and nothing seemed to motivate you to get out of bed.

You missed him too much.

Making calls to everyone, you apologised for not feeling well and rescheduled everything.

Nothing mattered more than the ache in your heart. If your mind wasn’t in the game, there would be no point in getting into the game in the first place.

You decided to check your notifications and was surprised by the amount of texts Tom had sent in.

Tom x : Good morning, babe. I hope you slept well. I’m out here in San Diego, in some bar. Missing you. 💛

7.30 am

Tom x : I hope you’re not angry anymore. It’s been bothering me the whole day. I’m still sorry.

7.45 am

Tom x : baEb i lpve you si much…….im sorry yoi think i luv zebdaya….i dont… i love you im sorry

8.30 am

Tom x : jacOb says in Drunk! Haha@ he keeps tellinf me that i should go homE

8.35 am

Tom x : i sAid wherE? LonDon? He saiD no You IdioT the Hotel

8.36 am

Tom x : i saiD it aInt HoME UNLESS y/n is wit me

8.38 am

Tom x : jeusu chrisy i lovw you

9.00 am


9.28 am


9.35 am

You stared at the screen, taking it all in.

Tom got drunk last night.

Yet, all his words seemed so sincere. Just before you could exit the chat, a new message came in.

Instead, this was from Harrison.

Haz O : hey y/n, i think you probably read the drunk texts tom has been sending. just want to tell you. tom has been drinking a lot for the past 2 hours. he’s upset, y/n. after he puked on the sidewalk, he cried. he cried about how much he missed you and how he didn’t deserve you. that you lie when you say you’re okay. he said that it would be easier if you both broke up. you could find someone better. so, stop being mad at tom. there’s nothing going on between z and tom. If they did, i would’ve told you. he’s feeling so guilty for no reason.

You felt hot tears gathering at the side of your eyes. He was beating himself up because of your jealousy. Guilt took over you as you fumbled to type out a quick reply. A plan was already forming in your head and although it involved a lot of money, you knew it would help in fixing this problem.

It was probably too reckless and spontaneous, but you had enough of missing Tom and clearly, Tom was sick of missing you too.

You : I’m getting on the next flight to San Diego. Take care of Tom for me. x

Jungkook as a MLM Boyfriend

Jungkook | Namjoon | Hoseok | Jimin | Seokjin | Taehyung | Yoongi

- memes. every day all day 

- he would send you all the best and new memes, can’t have his boyfriend using old and outdated ones 

- jungkook would be very protective of you 

- literally anyone : *gets a little too friendly while talking to you*

  jungkook : *does the tongue thing*

- at the start of your relationship, he’d be really shy about hand holding and stuff, but as soon as he was more comfortable with you he’d be really clingy

- jungkook would enjoy being the little spoon and would be really open about it 

“yea. i like it when my boyfriend cuddles me and strokes my hair, u gotta problem with that buckaroo?”

- lazy days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- both of you in white t shirts and grey sweatpants, lying in his bed and playing over watch and mario kart all day 

- ends with takeout and thEN MAEKOUT 

- gosh i lvoe him

- when it came to being public, he probably wouldn’t want to make your relationship known to anyone outside of his family/bangtan, just in case any crazy fans did/ said anything harmful to you

-  this mean’t that dates couldn’t really be outside, but laying around and making out all day with him felt just as good as going on a date

- since he’d relatively young and most likely hasn’t kissed more than a handful of people, he’d be like obsessed with kissing you 

- jungkook’s mindset : you just passed a test at college? KISSES. you just beat that one level on super mario? KISSES. you’re just standing there looking gorgeous as hell? KISSESSSSSSS

- you’d constantly tease each other, no harm intended tho

- he’d call you “shorty” and “fuck boi” when he was feeling playful and trying to get a rise out of you

- he’d always make sure to compliment you afterwards, even if he’d only been teasing you for 5 minutes

- can’t have his baby boy feeling anything but gorgeous !!!!!!!!!!

- even though he loved to call you his baby boy, he’d feel really soft and warm on the odd occasion where you called him baby boy

“i just wanna snuggle with you all the time and be with you as much as i can and wow am i tearing up ? because .. i think we might be soulmates???”

- o h MY GO D y’know those memey valentine cards?? that are usually innuendos? yeah he’d send you them all year round 

- this lil snuggle bunny just has so much love for you and loves expressing it 

- loves it when you pamper him with cuddles, kisses, back rubs, blowjobs

- honestly ,, ? ?? you and jungkook would be couple goals 

this ws fun 

tell me which member u want me to do next!

- angus

anonymous asked:

can I get some scenarios for oikawa and kuroo where they try to convince their shy s/o to let them introduce them to their teammates?

I made this longer than I hoped; Kuroo under the cut!


“I don’t know Tooru, what if they don’t like me?” Your fingers weaved in between each other nervously as you looked down at the floor. Oikawa had invited you to come to practice with him so he could introduce you to his team since they haven’t seen you yet and were doubting Oikawa that he had a girlfriend.

“Why wouldn’t they like you?” Your eyes glance up and meet Oikawa’s, shrugging your shoulders before looking away, “I don’t know, I don’t wanna disappoint them. Your fangirls are very pretty and I’m sure they’re expecting someone just as gorgeous, but I’m not.”

Oikawa looks at you disappointed, you were always so insecure because of his fangirls, even when he tried to tell you otherwise countless times. “Well, you should get going, practice is about to start isn’t it?” Leaning up, you kiss his cheek before turning away with a small wave and heading home.

Before you could leave far enough, Oikawa reaches out a hand and grabs your wrist, stopping you in the process. “Tooru?” Retracting his hand back, he pulls you towards him before hauling you over his shoulder, “Tooru! What are you doing!”

Students passing by gave you two weird and confused looks as Oikawa carried you away towards what looked like the gym. “I don’t wanna go!” You wailed as Oikawa slid the door open and set you down on the ground. “(Name) is here!”

Everybody turned towards you and being the shy person you are, you hid behind Oikawa, holding the bottom of his jacket tightly. “Come on, they’re the best bunch of people,” Oikawa says trying to ease your nervousness.

Walking over to the team, Iwaizumi stepped forward first with his arms crossed over his chest, “Iwa-chan! This is my girlfriend I’ve been telling you about!” Oikawa chirps as he steps aside to show you, your hand still holding onto his jacket.

“So, you carried her over here against her own will? Are you sure you didn’t just kidnap a girl to act as your girlfriend?” A chuckle escapes your lips as Oikawa frowns at the man in front of him. “Of course not! She is my precious girlfriend! She just didn’t want to come, but I had to take her here to prove a point!”

“A point to us? That you actually have a girlfriend?” Iwaizumi questions as Oikawa scrunches his brows together and pulls you around to the front, your cheeks turning pink as you stood before the team. “At first yes, but she thinks you guys won’t like her because she thinks she’s not cute enough!”

“What really?” A voice pops up and a male with pinkish hair makes his way to the front, “Anybody who can handle Oikawa has my approval!” He jokes as Oikawa frowns again, “Well, at least you know the team likes you,” Oikawa says, hugging you as you rub his back to comfort him, “Don’t be sad, they’re just happy that you found me.” You say, pressing a kiss to his cheek.

“Yeah, they’re just jealous.”

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BTS Reaction: Wanting to be Closer to You

Requested: Yes

Warnings: None

A/N: A little backstory ig: they see a couple being closer than you and him in public and he wants to be close like that.

Suga: Isn’t vocal about it, but you can tell he’s clingier. Grabs your hand, kisses your forehead, ignoring your questioning looks because it isn’t like him. Wraps an arm around your waist when you’re walking, keeping you pulled close to him. He’s a little shy about it but wants to do it anyway. Will probably take you to get ice cream and then go for a walk and hold your hand, or have you sit in his lap on a park bench.

Jin: Wants you to feed him at a restaurant, doesn’t ever let go of your hand while you’re out. Keeps telling you how much he loves you and gives you lots of little kisses on your face, even if people around you are grossed out. Asks if you want him to take you shopping, carries your bags.

Rap Monster: Isn’t sure how to initiate it. Will start by just grabbing onto your hand and then work his way up from there. Is kind of insecure and embarrassed but wants to be closer to you so he pushes it aside after a while. Walks with his arm around your shoulder and takes you to a couples cafe or something.

J-Hope: Pouts and asks why you and him aren’t that close. Says “Y/N, stay close to me.” Isn’t embarrassed about showing affection. Gets excited if you reciprocate. Keeps calling you cute and kissing your forehead. Will die if you kiss his cheek in public. Will walk up and wrap his arms around your back, resting his chin on your head while you’re shopping for clothes, ordering food or drinks, etc. Doesn’t care what the people around you think at all.

Jimin: Shy about it but gets confident if you blush. Thinks he’s doing a great job if he makes you blushy and giggly. Says cute, teasing things about how cute he thinks you are. Wants to share a milkshake. Doesn’t let you get more than two feet away from him before he whines and pulls you back, telling you something cheesy like he started to miss you because you were so far from him.

Taehyung: “Y/N why aren’t you sweet to me like that…” Pouty and says things to make YOU cling to HIM and show him lots of affection, basks in it. Gets really smiley and cute and pulls you to him to hug you at random times. Back hugs you leans on you, mumbling things into your back. Nearly suffocates you in skinship but don’t pretend you wouldn’t love it.

Jungkook: Isn’t loud about it. Has you sit in his lap. Wraps his arm around your waist. Blushes a lot so you get the hint and show him more affection. Like Jimin, won’t let you get too far away before he pulls you back into him.



 ((angst for your soul

here’s what the asks say, left to right, up to down


“Jeremy you should be ashamed of yourself. Michael tried..”

“Omf rip Michael his self confidence is dead and buried like a gazillion feet under after that”


“W H Y” @ink-skies


“WHYYYYYYY MICHAEL!!(i lowkey live for angst but still) AAAAAAHHHHHHH” @fandomgeek34

NCT Dream School-Mate Behind the Scenes

PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!

Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*


Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again….

Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*

Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????

Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm

Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper

Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall

Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???

Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here?? 

Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.

Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????

Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?

Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG

Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???

Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?


Jaemin: w o wy'all really gonna play me like that huh?

Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!

Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*

Jaemin: ????

Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there…

Jaemin: *turns around*

Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*

Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves

Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???

Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo

Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!

Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china

Haechan: it don’t matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care 


Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist? 


PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-

*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*

PD: 4!

Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*

PD: 3!

Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*

PD: 2!

Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant

PD: 1! Start!

Nct dream: *smile and does cute stuff*

*Jaemin’s body falls out of the locker*

Renjun: ……………. shit


Hey! I saw you were taking requests! I’m not sure if you still are but I was wondering if you would do one where the reader acts tough all the time but suddenly during a game with the lost boys she gets an asthma and Peter has no clue what to do! Very fluffy please! Thank you❤️

warnings: asthma attack (is that a warning?), and like two swears

You ran faster and faster through the jungle with some of the Lost Boys, dodging branches and leaping over rocks as you made your way to the other side of the island. This afternoon, Pan had initiated a game of capture the flag, and you were intent on beating his team today. You were determined to win.

“Quiet down,” you ordered the boys. You were near the opposing team’s camp, and through leaves, you saw it in the clearing.

That flag was yours.

You told the boys to be on the lookout and sent a few back to defend your team’s flag. Once they had dispersed, you silently crept towards your target. The red cloth waved despairingly as you plucked the flag out of the soil and chuckled softly to yourself. “I win,” you hummed victoriously. Your triumph was short lived however, when an English accent gave a response.

“Oh, I don’t know about that,” Peter Pan remarked, stepping out from behind the underbrush. Shit. “To win, you’ll have to bring the flag back to your camp, and I will not let that happen.” He crossed his arms as he stared you down, arching a brow as you surveyed the situation. You couldn’t just leave the flag, not when you had come so far already. No, you were not going to lose to Peter again. Screw him.

You eyed him up and down, considering your next move. What would you do?

Well, you did what anyone in your predicament would do.

You ran.

Pushing past branches and laughing as you darted through the forest, your legs pumped harder and harder. Pan’s footsteps could be heard close behind, and you were surprised that he didn’t just teleport or use magic to snatch the flag from you. At this thought, you clutched it tighter, picking up the pace until finally your camp was in sight. You saw your team’s flag hoisted in a pile of dirt a couple yards ahead. Finally, you would win.

Or you would have, if you hadn’t felt a tightening in your throat, sucking the air out of you.

You collapsed, dropping the flag as a familiar cloud began swirling in your chest. Peter yelled your name as you wracked your memory for a solution to this problem.

“(Y/N)! What’s wrong? What’s wrong?” He knelt by your side, cradling your head as he frantically called out for help. “BOYS! GET HER WATER!” You sputtered and gasped for air, but none would come. “(Y/N), love, what do I do? What do you need?”

“S-sit. Me. U-up,” you whispered between coughs. He immediately propped you up, and you wheezed at the sudden change in position.

“Breathe, (Y/N), breathe,” He soothed, rubbing circles on your back as your episode subsided.

… … …

A few minutes later, Pan had brought you back to his treehouse and was fussing a bit too much for your liking.

“Here,” he murmured, throwing yet another blanket over your shoulders. You smirked at the mountain of throws he had piled onto the chair you were perched on.

“Thank you, Mother,” you remarked sarcastically. You were grateful for the gesture, but you were fine now.

“Alright, alright,” Peter grumbled, getting the gist. “You’re better now. Care to explain what the hell that was?” He sat on the armrest as you spoke.

“It’s called an asthma attack,” you began. “I used to get them every once in a while before I came here. Once I was on Neverland, the attacks stopped.”

“Then why did it come back?”

“Sometimes people can go lengths of time without any issues, but it could always flare up again,” you explained patiently. Peter ran his hand through your hair.

“You really frightened me, love,” he said. You leaned in to his touch.

“I would have rather beaten you than frighten you,” you confessed, silently sulking in another loss. That flag would truly be yours next time. Seeing the look on your face, he pecked your cheek, chuckling.

“Maybe next time I’ll go easier on you,” he goaded, knowing fully well that that was not something you would be interested in.

“I don’t need you to! You know I would have won if it wasn’t for the asthma. You’re just annoyed that your perfect record was about to be broken,” you remarked as Peter broke into laughter.

“I’m just glad you’re okay,” he replied, leaning in for a kiss. You pressed your lips sweetly against his. You were definitely okay.

Something (lafayette x reader)

summary : its laffy taffy birthday and u cook him somin and he duznt kno u speak french 

warnings : crappy french & fluff,, cussing?? and mumbaiya hindi- basically the slang of hindhi which is the only hindhi i ever learned,, fite me 

992 words m8 thats so little but f1t3 m3

a/n : i wrote this during math class bc i already know all this shit so excuse me if its bad. 

It was laf’s birthday. he was out with the boys celebrating, so you had decided that try to cook for him. He’d be back in 4 hours, so you decided to call your grandma in france. Laf was your best friend, so close you lived together, but you had managed to keep the fact you spoke french a secret from him. Laf muttered under his breath and talked to Alex in French, and never realized you could understand everything they were saying. You remembered last week, when you had overheard the most peculiar thing. 

“Je n'aime pas la façon dont elle regarde John” he muttered to Alex. (I do not like the way she looks at John)

“Qui voulez-vous dire, notre John?” Alex replied (Who do you mean, John?)

“Oui, bien sûr, notre John” (Yes, of course, our John)

“Que fait-il?” (What is he doing?)

“Regardez-les, tous amoureux, c'est dégueulasse” (Look at them, all love, it’s disgusting)

you snorted at this, and Lafayette turned red. “Connait-elle le français???” he practically screamed. (Does she know French ???) you looked away, hoping he didnt notice. Alex shook his head. “I don’t think so” he replied in English. 

“Don’t think what?” you asked, innocently. 

“Laf here was wondering if you speak french?”

“Oiu Oiu Baguette?” You laughed, trying to butcher the word and visibly seeing Laf cringe made you laugh harder. 

But you couldnt get the thought out of your head. Did Laf like you?

you were with your grandmother, cooking a wonderful smelling broth. she had recently moved to the city to help your mother get back on her feet after her recent run in with cancer. since you did not eat meat, she was cooking the chicken while you prepared the desserts and broth the meat was to rest in. 

you tossed in the potatoes and carrots, adding a bit of indian spices from your fathers side to spicen it up. 

“Vous faites tout cela pour un garçon?” she asked you. (Do you do all this for a boy?)

“Alors, que faire si?” (So, what if?)

“Rien, rien, juste vous deux peuvent vraiment avoir quelque chose de spécial” (Nothing, nothing, just you two can really have something special) she winked suggestively. 

“Amama(hindi)! Nous ne sommes plus que des amis” (Grandma! We are only friends)

“Est-il un garçon français?” (Is he a french boy?)

“Peut-être” (perhaps)

“Ensuite, j'approuve” (Then I approve). 

“Amama,Est-ce que je peux te dire quelque chose” (Grandma, can i tell you something?)

“Oui chérie, qu'est-ce que c'est” (yes, darling what is it)

“Je ne pense pas que je suis amoureux, mais je veux que nous soyons plus que des amis” (I do not think I am in love, but I do want us to be more than friends)

You heard a loud choking noise from the door and you turned to see Lafayette, mouth agape, red in the face. 

“Ye wala he?” your grandmother asked in hindi, knowing he could speak french. (Its this guy?) 

“hanjee. ye mera dost he” (Yes ma'am, this is my friend).

“both acha dekte” she winked. (He looks very good)

“merku malum. usku malum. sab malum” (i know, he knows, everyone knows)

“uska baal merku both acha lakte” (I like his hair a lot)

“me too” you said in English, laughing slightly at his confused face, then frowning. 

“wait- how long were you standing there?” 

“I just came- you speak french? what? wait?” he stuttered out. 

“enough to get by.”

“it is her second language” your grandmother adds. “hindhi being her first”. he can only nod slightly in response. 

“Merde, ma vie est un mensonge. Je ne peux pas y croire. Comment parle-t-elle le français? Elle le sait tout, n'est-ce pas?” he muttered angrily under his breath. You were only able to catch a few words. 

“Je suis désolé de ne pas vous le dire. Je voulais que ce soit mon petit secret” (Im sorry I did not tell you, I wanted it to be my little secret)

“its fine. I just- wow. wow. you speak french thats really… hot. did i say that aloud? I mean like its just cool like i can bitch about john to you and-” he stopped himself. 

“you’re cooking for me?” 

“yessiree. coq au vin and tarte tatin. i asked amama to come over to help prepare the meat. we are almost done. take a seat, Lafayette, its your birthday.” you say, pulling out a seat for him to watch you two cook. 

your grandma was telling laf embarrassing stories of your past. you laughed at the both of them, fluently talking in french, as you added the finishing touches. 

“dive in!” you exclaim, setting down the meal in front of him. he smiled as he finished it in one go. “reminds me of my ma’s cooking. la magnifique!” he laughs. you look at his eyes, twinkling with happiness. then you heard someone clear their throat behind you. 

“tera pedas or kya ne” she laughed. (your sweets or what not). you nodded and pulled it out, handing it to Laf. 

“Happy Birthday to my favorite boy ever!” you exclaimed, watching him almost moan at the flavor. Your grandmother slipped outside and onto her motorcycle, speeding away. what a badass. 

“so. about earlier” you knew exactly what he was talking about. 

“I’m sorry- i didnt mean it just,” you took a deep breath. “fuck it. I fell in love with you. or something like that. I noticed it the first time you punched Jefferson in the face for calling Alex’s mother a whore. Something fluttered inside me and its been growing. I don’t know if its love Laf- I just feel something, here” you say, and point to his heart. He looks at you, studying the lines of your smile and your hopeful eyes and realizes you needed an answer. 

“you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to hear that” he said, and brought his lips up to you. It wasn’t movie fairytale firework explosive everywhere kissing, but it was goddamn something. it felt good, and thats all you needed to validate this feeling. you pushed the dessert out of the way, and jumped onto the table, Laf continuing to makeup with you. His eyes were closed in bliss, and his hands made his way up your shirt. 

“Je veux vous baiser si bien” he growled and attacked your neck.  (google translate it its too vulgar for my innocent eyes)

anonymous asked:

Okay favorite andreil moments in the raven king ?

you didn’t specify how many moments so i went ham and looked through everything i highlighted in the book ghghjgjh

  1. neil figuring out why andrew killed tilda when no-one else could “andrew did care. that’s what went wrong” neil just understands andrew instinctively like rmr when he figured out how to get him off nicky in tfc he’d barely just met him
  2. the ringtone scene !! andrew playing himself with that gay ass song that ends up foreshadowing their entire relationship !!
  3. neil wanting to run after the banquet scene but then he remembers andrew’s key and his promise and it clears his head right away g od
  4. nicky talking to neil about what love means and neil thinks about how andrew sees so much of neil and doesn’t flinch in the face of him but then he snaps out of his reverie real quick like “but that didn’t count, because andrew was andrew, and this was definitely the last turn he needed his thoughts to take” LIKE !! BOY WHO ARE U FOOLING EXACTLY
  5. neil’s exy boner when he sees that andrew only missed 13 goals out of 150
  7. neil putting andrew’s hand to his scars to get him to trust him god that moment kills me
  8. matt’s jaw dropping to the floor when neil tells him andrew lets him drive his car
  9. when that vixen flirts with him and calls him interesting and neil’s like “wow andrew called me interesting i wonder what andrew will think of me when he comes back i miss andrew”
  10. even when riko is torturing him, neil’s trust in andrew’s promise to keep him safe is unwavering like i bet knowing he had andrew by his side helped him to cope when he was at evermore 
🎊 My Party Girl Playlist 🎊

👑🎈sun in 11th house vibes 🎈👑

Ayo & Teo - Rolex
Nef the pharaoh - big tymin
Elvis Crespo - suavemente
J Balvin - ay vamos
Overdoz - tongue ring
Juvenile - back that azz up
Jenn Morel - ponteme
Beyoncé - party
Rihanna - rude boy
Dj Quik - pitch in on a party
Destiny’s child - jumpin jumpin
Usher - u don’t have to call

🥂🎉 songs that make me wanna shake a little somethin somethin 🎉🥂

anonymous asked:

To the Straights : jjong is definitely not straight if u want receipts,,,literally any song he's ever written

ur right… lets never forget the Gay Poetry of cocktail “i took another drink of you without any reservations (i can’t stop) another drink…. what is in my hand is not a cup…  you pour into the cup that is me” 

or the Gay Prose of playboy “ Hey Playboy haha (boy) Let’s play!” he rly Gets it w/ the ‘haha (boy)’ part.

or the Gay Longings of 02.34 with “tell me when you’re going home so I can call you… it’s my first time asking a male friend to not go back home. Don’t go home yet.” all… Gay