boyfriends obviously

Take creators stepping in and dismissing fan theories and interpretations of their works with a grain of salt. This is a lesson I learned early, from Anne “my vampires aren’t gay and also I might sue you” Rice. 

During the peak of my Vampire Chronicles love, I – at that time, a very petty fifteen-year-old –  set out to underline every single really queer moment in the whole series. Spite aside, I quickly realized that in a series where the protagonist runs away to Paris with clearly his violinist boyfriend, and convinces his next super angsty obviously boyfriend to MAKE A VAMPIRE CHILD WITH HIM to keep said angsty boyfriend from leaving, this was easier said than done. 

I mean, she’s not fully wrong – Lestat’s not gay, he’s very bisexual. Louis and Nicki are both hella gay, though. 

Anyway, I’ve meandered. The point is – creators can say wildly inaccurate things about their works sometimes. Anne Rice went Christian and didn’t want her books to be SUPER FUCKING QUEER anymore. Creators’ views on what they’ve made can change over the years. You never fucking know. 

So I just saw this on Facebook, and it made me really want to do something similar.

I haven’t seen my bf in over a year, and the last time we spent V-day together was 2 years ago.

I don’t have much money (he’s more of a homemade gift person anyway) so I want to do this real special something for him to show him how much I love him.

If you could write out the following message (yes, by hand), hold it up in front of either a favourite place of yours from wherever you’re living or just something red/valentine-themed (like this person did), then take a picture…

.. I would be soooo grateful and more than happy to return the favour (message me).

What I want the note to say is:

Tamara’s love for Mike is so big it reached …

(replace the ‘…’ with whatever your location is.)

I would love to get as many of these as I can, from all sorts of places in the world, and make a collage or something of them and send it to him on the 14th. 

Hopefully he likes it.

If you can’t participate in this, if you could at least reblog it for attention that would be fantastic! (Please message me if you have done this, also, because it’ll be faster than going through all the notes (if I get more than 2 that is, lol) looking for your reblog.)


boyfriend!namjoon being jealous bc you went to got7’s high touch

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[reply to this - Lazy Morning]

Anakin: [text] morning 😘
Obi-Wan: Good morning, Anakin. Any particular reason you felt the need to text me?
Anakin: welllllll i heard some news u might be interested in 
Obi-Wan: Is that so?
Anakin: yep 
Obi-Wan: Let me guess: all my meetings cancelled for today, because of an unexpected issue with appointment calendars for members of the Jedi Council.
Anakin: YES how did u know??? i heard windu got sent off to tatooine by accident this morning thats too bad
Anakin: the sand is really annoying this time of year too
Obi-Wan: Right. And obviously you would know nothing about who hacked their calendars. Or why mine just has hearts as my “appointment” for the next four hours.
Anakin: nope
Obi-Wan: And you figure that, since I’m sitting in the kitchen right now, I could also be making pancakes while I’m over here. Now that I have nothing to do today.
Anakin: omg that is so sweet of u to offer 💛 💚 💙 💜 thank u 
Obi-Wan: And you couldn’t possibly have walked all the way from the bedroom to the kitchen to talk to me right now.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I can SEE you peering through the doorway into the hall.
Anakin: im pretty sure im coming down with something [Anakin coughs dramatically and very loudly from the other room] 
Anakin: can u hear that its so bad  
Anakin: i should probably just stay here for my own safety
Obi-Wan: Right. 
Anakin: also can u bring me an extra blanket i wanna build a sweet blanket fort
Anakin: thank goodness u have the day off now because i am going to need a lot of things
Obi-Wan: 🙄 Can I go make the pancakes now?

things that made me cry in ep. 8 of riverdale:

-betty grabbing jughead’s arm to kiss him
-‘you’re sweet to be here’ + betty acknowledging that this isn’t jug’s scene but hE SHOWED UP ANYWAYS BC HE’S GARBAGE FOR BETTY
-also that lil joke abt the bucket list he made was so cute my heart
-and the joke he made in the diner abt moose that betty laughed at ugh kms
-jughead being worried after archie reveals that his dad is a serpent and instantly looking at betty
-betty saying 'if we’re gonna be together’ bc she finally mentioned their status
-jughead saying 'this is betty cooper’ to his dad killed me I am as dead as jason
-FP kinda gave jughead the look tho like so you do have a little girlfriend mhmm this tea
-the lights that came on when they kissed bc they are the lights in each other’s lives uGH
-obviously the boyfriend moment
-obviously the sitting next to each other at pop’s
-obviously everything bughead abt this episode ever

At the store this evening, I learned something new:

I totally don’t get all these new super-specific greeting card themes.

They all seem like such rare circumstances to me.

Friendship Romantic Cheer Get Well cards: 

For when you’ve got a sick friend you kinda want to ask out, but think they’ll need further cheering up if you try.

Milestone Sweetheart Teen cards: 

For when your teenager just took up distance running with their boyfriend/girlfriend, which obviously warrants a greeting card.

Cheer Get Well Miss You Romantic cards: 

For when things didn’t go so well in the relationship, and you need to imply you miss them while under the pretense of just cheering them up.

Wife Grandmother Niece Cousin Aunt and Wife/Husband Grandparents Niece/Nephew Aunt/Uncle Cousin cards: 

For when you have an event and need to send cards to every single family member possible, and want to ensure no one feels left out.

And, most-importantly, 

Wedding Baby Anniversary Thank You Sympathy cards:

For when someone is celebrating the anniversary of them marrying a hyperintelligent baby, and you need to appreciatively congratulate them while simultaneously expressing your condolences that said marriage happened in the first place.

I mean, I’m all for being specific, but it feels like that situation wouldn’t come up that often. 



Face-fucking Masterlist

A Night to Remember (ao3) - Band_obsessed

Summary: It wasn’t like Dan hadn’t expected to wake up next to Phil, it’s just that he hadn’t expected to wake up and see Phil on top of him already half hard in his boxers, a vibrating cock ring in one hand and a devilish glint in his eye. An involuntary shiver ran down Dan’s spine as he thought about the last time they’d used them - a month ago - and honestly Dan had just assumed that Phil had forgotten about their stupid challenge and the cock rings.

Bruises & Bitemarks (ao3) - phandomsub

Summary: Dan and Phil have been together for seven years. Their love used to feel so soft and sweet, but now all they seem to do is fight. The insults are getting worse and it’s starting to get physical. They both hate it, until they realise they love it.

Congrats on 3 Million - dark-days-dark-nights-xx

Summary: Phil hits 3 Million subs and Dan rewards him.

dreams of a twink with sin lips (ao3) - SpoiledSiriusly

Summary: smut. Phil isn’t innocent and Dan’s a twink. Only a little kinky. Also, it’s 2009.

Maybe I Am Hungry (ao3) - thatsformetoknow

Summary: Phil doesn’t want dinner because he ate a load of sweets earlier. However when Dan comes to bed, Phil admits that he is hungry, but not for food. Smut.

Our Own Little World - omgdatphantho

Summary: Basically PWP.

Shut Up - dark-days-dark-nights-xx

Summary: The one where Dan’s horny and wants Phil to fuck him but they have guests.

Soft and Safe (ao3) - MadameShay

Summary: Dan is stressed and so is Phil…so Phil asks if Dan wants to turn the apartment into a “safe space”.

Stereotypes (ao3) - peoplearenotokay

Summary: In their relationship, everyone expected Dan to be the dominant one. He was taller than his boyfriend, obviously stronger, and was prepared to fight anyone who so much looked at Phil weirdly. Phil wasn’t. Phil was soft, gentle, nice to everyone, and angelic.

The One Where They’re Super Domestic (ao3) - goldfishsunglasses

Summary: Fluffy domestic phan with a generous helping of smut.

Time Conundrum Fucked Me Up (ao3) - boybandofhunters

Summary: PWP of 2009!Dan and 2015!Phan.

Weave Me into Your Skin - botanistlester

Summary: When Phil finds a pair of panties mixed in with his and Dan’s laundry, he’s not sure what to think, consider he’s certain neither of them has brought home a girl in the past few weeks. What’s even stranger is what he finds in Dan’s room when he goes to inquire about the offending garment.


John cheated on Mary by texting another person behind her back.  Sherlock implies that he has done this, too.  He sometimes texts The Woman.  But, why would texting The Woman similar to what John did?  Why would that be cheating?  Because John is his de facto boyfriend, obviously.  

Here we’re being explicitly told that emotional involvement without physical intimacy is a romantic entanglement.  John and Sherlock are deeply emotionally involved.  Just like John cheated on Mary, Sherlock sometimes cheats on John with The Woman (by flirting with her).

This idea is reinforced by having John stand under, ‘the horns’, at Baker Street.  To, ‘put the horns’, on somebody means to cheat on them.

There are a lot of people thinking the other guy in my latest Altean!Lance drawing is Keith… I have to dissapoint you. 

This is all part of an au (no fic is planned, I just like to doodle) in which there was already a 2nd generation of Paladins and Altean!Lance (he’s also Alluras Brother) is the blue one and the red one is his boyfriend/fiancé. He dies obviously. Lance survives just like Coran and Allura and when Keith and the others show up… well he’s not too happy to see Keith in the place of his former Partner. They’ll find a way with each other eventually ;)

I just like Langst… 

13 Reasons Why (Daveed x Reader)

Sooooooo this took me literally forever to write, but I’m happy with the way it turned out!! Lil shoutout to Becca ( @angeilca-s ) helping me with some of the reasons ;) feedback would be lovely, and enjoy! 

Warnings: ANGST, swearing, it gets a little heated at one part but other than that I think it’s all good?

Words: 5447 (dang this took forever)

One - Constantly distracted

You mindlessly scraped the food around on your plate, your eyes glancing from the food up to your boyfriend, who obviously had something much more important than your three year anniversary on his phone.

“Babe, can you please put that away?” you hinted, glancing down at his phone when he looked up at you.

“Oh, yeah, mhm,” he nodded, sliding it into his back pocket and looking at you. That’s one of the many things that killed you, was the way he looked at you. No matter what you looked like, what you were doing, it didn’t matter. His chocolatey brown eyes bore into you like you put the stars in the sky and made the earth spin on its axis. You sighed and continued eating.

“Babygirl,” he strung out, letting the word slide right off his lips like music to your ears.

“Yes?” you responded, once again giving him your attention.

“I love you, I promise. So much,” he grinned, reaching over to take your hand. He rubbed his thumb across the back of your hand, something that you had always found calming.

“I love you too,” you replied, smiling back. It was a truly genuine smile. You couldn’t be more in love with the man sitting across from you.

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anonymous asked:

Hey sorry for bothering you; do you have a "previously answered" page on your blog? I can't see one if you do so sorry :/ My meta question is what do you think about ep. 4 when Yuuri tells Victor he doesn't want to be his boyfriend, but they're obviously getting much comfier with each other and he's now fine with being close to Viktor and small affections (Victor leaning am arm on him)? Sorry if you covered this already!

Keep in mind that a lot of time passes in Episode 4.

Like. A LOT.

When Yuuri tells Victor he doesn’t want him to be his boyfriend, that was at the very beginning of their friendship. Their wardrobe implies this happened in the springtime.

Also, the clouds in the background are moving in opposite directions. A changing of seasons, if you will. I think that’s symbolic of their relationship.

We then see time go by with Victor and Yuuri slowly growing closer. They put together the entire Free Skate performance in this episode - music, theme, choreography. That doesn’t happen in a day.

Little by little, you see Yuuri getting more comfortable with Victor. I believe the screencap above in particular shows Yuuri falling in love.

By the time we get to the Grand Prix assignment announcement scene, their clothing implies the weather outside is warmer. Last year’s GP assignment announcement took place at the end of June (source). Summertime.

So months have gone by between “I don’t want you to be my boyfriend” and the scene above.

Episode 4 is a slow burn. But it’s a blink-and-you-miss-it slow burn.