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Puns

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Isaac Lahey x Reader

Requested: Yes

Warnings: Lots of Puns

Word Count:

Summary: Y/N (Your Name) annoys her boyfriend, Isaac, with a lot of dumb / flirty puns.

A/N: I love puns too much, I swear so this was really fun.. Feedback is always welcome, and I hope you loves enjoy.

Originally posted by lildoog-ish



“Now what’s on the menu?” I asked my boyfriend, Isaac, with a cheek grin as he raised an eyebrow at me, “Me-n-u.”

“I swear to god, Y/N,” He groaned, shutting his locker and walking toward the lunch room with me close on his heels, snickering.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past. Can I make it up by being in your future?” I teased the curly haired boy as we walked to our lunch table. As much as I was annoying him, I saw the smile at that one. Isaac took a seat in between Scott and Boyd as I sat in between Erica and Stiles.

“Uh-oh, is Y/N telling bad puns again?” laughed Stiles, upon seeing the annoyed look on Isaacs’ face.

“Something’s wrong with my eyes,” I started, and Isaac sat up in worry, “because I can’t take them off of you.”

“Get out,” Isaac deadpanned, as the group looked at the two of us in amusement. I pouted, stealing a fry from his tray.

“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes,” Stiles joined in with the puns, and I gave him a high-five.

“I love every bone in my body, especially yours,” I winked at Isaac, who choked on his water, and went bright red. Erica let out a whistle as Scott clapped Isaac on the back, laughing with Boyd, Lydia, Allison and Erica.

“A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired,” grinned Stiles as the group groaned as we continued spitting puns out to the group.

“Shut the fuck up,” Isaac groaned, slumping in his seat as Stiles and I pouted, but remained quiet for the rest of the lunch.


“Bet you can’t get Isaac irritated in five minutes,” mumbled Erica, as we sat in the loft with Peter, Malia, Cora, Derek, Boyd, and Isaac. I smirked, and shook her hand, looking at Isaac.

“Baby, love is an open door,” I called to Isaac, earning a groan from him but looks of curiosity from Derek and Peter, “So are my legs.”

“I swear to god, we will break up,” He threatened, as I giggled with Erica. Even Peter and Derek had small smirks on their faces.

“What? You mean, you don’t want me to open my legs for you?” I asked, with raised eyebrows, chuckling as he became a red.

“N - n - not what I meant,” He stuttered.

“I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down,” I winked as he choked on his breathe, while everyone else burst out laughing.

“If you make one more pun, I will literally stab you,” Isaac gritted through his teeth more as I let out a playful angry sigh.

“That was easyyy,” Erica sang teasingly, handing me five dollars. I giggled, and argeed, high-fiving her. I didn’t realize Isaac had gotten up, until I was thrown over his shoulder, letting out a little squeal.


“I will take you on the going down though,” I heard the smirk in Isaacs’ tone, and I blushed as Erica and Cora whistled as he carried me out to my car.

correct me if i’m wrong but…..didn’t jeno like, not even get jisung a birthday present lmao (or gave it to him late??) but here he is right on time giving renjun not only a very useful gift, but one with renjun’s absolute favorite character…….i’m not saying jeno is a good boyfriend but that’s exactly what i’m saying

Comic Relief in season 2 (we’re going to need some happiness)

-Dustin and Lucas’s crush on Max

-Hopper interacting with Joyce’s new boyfriend Bob

- Bob being super confused because he has no idea what’s going on

- the boys explaining everything that’s happened to Max

- Steve and Jonathan trying to interact with each other

- Hoppers punching people face

- the kids ghostbuster costumes

- Ted Wheeler

“babe.” you look up into the eyes of your boyfriend. “yes?” “what do you love about me?” you smiled before positioning yourself so that you were sitting on your knees. “do you really wanna get me started?” you asked rhetorically arching a eyebrow. “okay, i love your strong arms and how they feel when they wrap around me and always make me feel secure…” you slowly trailed your fingertips down his bronze arms. “i love how that you’re not just a open book and like to keep yourself reserved not wanting the whole world to know every single thing about you.” he sat up and pulled you down on top him so that you two were face-to-face. “i love- God, i love your naturally curly hair. how it just forms these lovely swirls after you work out, come from band practice or even shower. i love imagining that our children’s hair will have super curly hair thanks to you and me.” you winked at him causing him to let out a deep chuckle. “i know that some people think that brown eyes are boring and i won’t lie because i was one of them… until i saw yours. i don’t know what it is about those dark chocolate swirls but Jesus they make me want to stare at them forever.” you could see a faint pink paint over his cheek before you continue on. “most importantly, i love your smile. the way your eyes crinkle tells me that you’re actually and genuinely happy and it warms up my heart every time and i love being the reason why you smile or laugh.” not even a second after your lips were pressed against his. “just needed another reason as to why i’m in love with you.”

ok so you know how Lup tried to fry Kravits’ fine ass when he went all grim reaper after the date at the space station? 

Here’s what just struck me bc of the new ep, what if she got pissed bc he called the Liche (and the only confirmed one is Barry Bluejeans, her [sweet/loving] BOYFRIEND (significant other?)] evil, and she just 

“Excuse me… what??????”

She is protective gf and I love????

Questions that I get asked because of my braces...

So I’ve had braces since I was 14 and now I’m 16. These are all the question that people ask me when they see my braces. To be honest, I’ve learned to embrace (pun intended) it.

I want everyone out to know that they are beautiful just the way they are

1. Are those braces?

2. Do they hurt?

3. How long did it take for the dentist to glue them?

4. Chewing gum?

5. Toffee?

6. Are they fixed?

7. Can I see them?

8: How long do you have to take them off?

9. How much do they cost?

10. You’ve got something in your teeth… *not a question but you know*

11. Are they sharp?

12. Did you ever cut your lips with them?

13. Can you tell me the whole process?

14. What if you have a boyfriend and you accidently cut his lip?

anonymous asked:

Do people not understand Louis and Harry are not out right now and their friends and family know that and act accordingly? Also If ed said he didn't want to answer the question it would be suspicious and there would be thousands of articles about Ed not trusting Harry around his girlfriend.

i don’t understand why people take what harry/louis’ families and friends (famous or not) say at face value. obviously they’re not going to out h&l? what do people expect them to say? i’d take what most of their famous friends say with a grain of salt, especially. the only person whose come close to outing harry is pretty much just nick.

exactly! like they’re not gonna go “ACTUALLY harry doesn’t have a girlfriend because he has a boyfriend that goes by the name louis” i don’t know what people expect this is how closeting is

anonymous asked:

My boyfriend came in me for the first time last night and it's actually a real intimate moment I didn't think it would be but ANYWAYS after we finished we were laying in bed just talking and messing around for a bit and when we finally got up the rest of what was left up there all came out and I froze and my boyfriends like "what's wrong" I was just like "omg i thought I peed myself for a second but it's just you leaking out of me" I had totally forgotten about it 🙈

MXMSKSKKDSK that just made me think of the little scene I wrote in “He was right” and how I want to write that kind of fuck now and I’m gonna dIE cause imagine that happening and watching Harry’s face fall when he sees his cum on your thighs, sliding down your skin and it wasn’t supposed to be this sexy and it wasn’t supposed to make his cock twitch in his pants but it does, it so does, and just as you come back from cleaning up, cause you hadn’t given him any time to stop you, he’s ready to go, ready to fill you up with his cum one more time (and many others)…

Today I was shopping at the thrift store in the Men’s section. A man who was browsing the button ups next to me noticed that I am, in fact, NOT a cis dude and raised an eyebrow, probably debating what to say. I ignored the stares and kept looking through the clothing. Eventually he decided what to say “…shopping for your boyfriend? haha Wish my girl would do that for me.” 

I almost let it go. I almost nodded quickly and looked away. But apparently I don’t know how to be silent anymore. So, I smiled brightly and said. “Oh, no I’m gay, this is for me. It’s my color don’t you think?” and I laughed a bit before turning away from him, hoping that would be awkward enough for him to shy away himself. 

But he didn’t. Instead he said “what guy hurt you so bad to make you like this?” The heat rose to my face quicker then I care to admit, and all I could do was glare at him and say “Leave. Me. Alone.” I guess he realized he hit a nerve and slinked away. 

First of all, lets just ignore the pure ignorance and disrespect that man showed me. 

Let’s just focus on this. Sapphic girls who were abused by men, even lovers, are NOT any less wonderful. They are not wlw because of the abuse. They are just as valid. They are beautiful.

I am more then my abuse. I am queer but I don’t love girls because of how that boy touched me. I loved them before that and I love them now. I even loved my abuser, which is how he got away with it. 

Stop this. It’s harmful and disrespectful to wlw AND abuse victims and survivors. 

Just. Stop.

anonymous asked:

I actually just had a pun war with my friend's boyfriend, what a coincidence. Anyways, my pun is: If you're trying to come up with puns about the ocean... Does that mean you're fishing for puns?

how convenient lmao id say youre just baiting a one liner ;) 

7/10

hellboundknight  asked:

The small cat looks up at her, grinning. "So, Whats the deal with the boyfriend?" His short tail fwiped back and forth in interest, hetreochromatic eyes watching for an answer. "You know, The one Au'ra you talk to~?"

*kire looks at pumpkin* “Well don’t gossip to much about it but he’s a really cute Xaela that I met in limsa. We made some small talk and I’ve been spending some time with him. His names Raiden. *kire walks around her fc office softly nibbling her thumb nail* he’s so cute and silly and he’s got humor *she buries her face in the couch pillow muffling her words* and he’s an amazing kisser *she blushes red and turns her head to pumpkin* don’t tell the others just between you and me. I don’t need Balasar or ESPECIALLY Laven giving me shit for this. Laven already found those letters I don’t need Team Frosty giving me crap about being sappy scales and not the grumpy warrior they kinda know.

thank u 2 @srrybabe who tagged me in the thing where u put ur songs on shuffle and post the first 10 songs that come up :)) 

 1. Mirror of Time by Twin Peaks 

2. Sarah by Alex G 

3. Suicide Saturday by Hippo Campus

4. Wise Man by Frank Ocean

5. Bryn by Vampire Weekend

6. American Boyfriend by Kevin Abstract

7. What’s Important by Beat Happening

8. Answer by Tyler the Creator

9. Casper the Friendly Ghost by Daniel Johnston

10. Late Night in Kauai by Childish Gambino 

<3 <3 i tag @cyburjess @cosmichero @sophistri @miyessica @moonykiddo @suculate

Hey anon, firstly you got my first AND last name wrong! Amazing how you can fuck that up tbh

Secondly, i really don’t care what my year 8 class voted me as?? Bc they’re wrong, i have a job doing what i love, a wonderful boyfriend, and a bunch of friends who care about me and love me

So like, who’s the real loser here? Me, or the coward on anon sending me hate because they have no life of their own so they have to belittle others :)

anonymous asked:

So, I've been doing well on recovery but I post a lot on Facebook about my depression and suicidal tendencies. I think awareness is everything and I do it to try and keep people from associating stigma with mental disorders. My boyfriends family has made me into a joke, and I'm considering breaking up with him because I can't handle both my family pushing me to this point as well as his family condemning me for it. What should I do?

So, I’ll tell you what I would do in your situation. I would talk to my boyfriend about it. 

Let him know why you do what you do and how it makes you feel and that it’s getting to the point you’re not sure if you can be in a relationship with him unless something changes. See if he can talk to his family about what they’re doing. 

If I were in your situation and my boyfriend wasn’t standing up for me to his family and things were getting out of control I would definitely be upset and angry about it. I think it’s always good to talk about stuff and see if things can be worked out if at all possible. 

Chances are he just doesn’t realize what an affect his family is having on you. If you talk to him and nothing changes, then I’d consider breaking up with him (if it were me).

The most I’ve had is a somewhat vague post on facebook and Dan’s aunt said something that could have been taken 2 ways… I immediately brought it up to him and I’ve made it clear it bothers me when he doesn’t stand up for me to his family. For the most part, I stand up for myself… but because I have so much anxiety in so many situations… it can sometimes be challenging for me and I’ll let things slide more than I should (usually if something with his family comes up). I try to avoid confrontation and I try to avoid getting super angry about things. We’ve had the conversation multiple times and so far things have been okay.