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Claws and Lace

Princess Peach finds that love between different species sometimes creates problems… in bed.

This is 100% pure smutfic about a bitchy princess and her monster boyfriend. Please don’t expect to find any plot in this trashy garbage story.

Oneshot ☆ 5,200 words ☆ NSFWAlso on AO3

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“Oh no, I have been kidnapped! Whatever will I do?” Peach cried out into the empty hallway as Bowser carried her to his bedroom.

“Do you want me to put you down so I can open the door, or would you prefer a manly display of strength?” he asked her.

“Manly display, please,” she answered, smiling.

“All right then, hold on tight,” he responded before raising his leg and kicking in the door, which burst open with a crash.

“You should roar when you do that.”

Bowser rolled his eyes. “Roar,” he said, carrying her over the threshold.

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I know everyone’s always talking about Bucky having a mass freak out when he finds out all the dumb shit Steve’s been doing while he was gone but at the same time I feel like the next time Steve jumps out of a plane with no parachute every single other avenger is gonna freak out while Bucky’s just standing there like

also alec saying “relationships take effort” is him lowkey asking magnus if he wants to be/if they are in a relationship and magnus replying with “I’m all for effort” is him saying yes and confirming that they are in fact in a relationship and making a commitment.. as in they are a couple… as in they are boyfriends… as in i’m fucking dying :’))))))))

Everyone’s saying they wanted to see how Lance would have reacted when Keith told the group he was Galra (and so would I LOL) but if you think about it, I’m pretty sure he already knew Keith was Galra

Do you remember their first mission together?

Lance was having trouble trying to figure out the Galra’s technology 

Then Keith came over and helped him out, putting his hand on the hand print, allowing them to get through

Lance was confused, wondering how he’d done it, but he’s not dumb, I honestly feel like he put two and two together eventually, probably realizing that Keith is probably Galra or has some Galra in him

And then I bet when Keith told the team, Lance was probably the first one screaming: “I knew it!” or he just wasn’t surprised at all, but knowing him he most likely bragged about knowing his secret before anyone else did

I find it so cute though that he was probably the first one out of the group to find out Keith was Galra, and that if he did know, never said anything about it but kept it to himself, so Keith wouldn’t become uncomfortable 

  • Amy: how do you know I'm not an illusion? how do you know I'm real?
  • Amy: I'm your imaginary girlfriend ha~
  • Mark:
  • Amy: you just look crazy talking to yourself, loser
  • Mark:
  • Mark: wouldn't that make you the 'girl of my dreams'? ;)
  • Amy:
  • Mark:
  • Amy: goddamn that was smooth