boyfriend actualities

What it’s like

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to have a boyfriend.. Like, you actually have to go out and do things and text regularly someone, sometimes on a daily basis (?), that’s waaaaay too much social interactions for me… And I guess everything isn’t supposed to be just about you, you always have to consider someone else, like you’re not a simple person anymore, but a part of something, like a small committee of 2 people who take decisions together. Suddenly you’re no longer one, but the half of two, and you’re defined partly by the other half (if that makes sense). 

It’s a bit weird don’t you think ? 

Are you afraid of something darling?

Just because in the past two weeks he’s living the life he supposed to live and you need to say to yourself that a good relationship need time apart?

Yeah sure. Enjoy your actually boyfriend, instead.

Eren and Levi Play Pokemon Go
  • Eren: LEVI LEVI I CAUGHT A NIDORAN IN WALMART
  • Levi: Good for you.
  • Eren: LEVI LEVI I GOT A GEODUDE
  • Levi: Wonderful Eren.
  • Eren: LEVI LEVI I JUST CAUGHT A SQUIRTLE GOING 60 ON THE FREEWAY
  • Levi: *rolls eyes and sighs* Well would you look at you, baby boy all grown up, doing amazing things. Now go catch me a legendary before I disown you.
  • Eren: I caught you... I consider that a pretty legendary catch.
  • Levi: ...
  • Levi: You asshole.
Dating Taehyung would include:

(idk if this is okay)

  • - Random ‘’animals on the street’ snaps
  • - “Babe look at that cat”
  • - “Baby did you see that puppy?”
  • - Waking up to a snoring drooling mess
  • - Deeper than the sea morning voice Tae
  • - Sings you to sleep once in a while
  • - He brings you tea/coffee all the time
  • - Or flowers. But like in pots
  • - “I saw this and and i thought you’d like it”
  • - Always cooking the same 5 recipes because you know them and that way you can fool around w/o fucking up dinner
  • BTS members randomly appearing in your home 
  • - If he’s sad he’ll want you to leave him alone during the day but at night when he climbs into bed he’ll just drop his walls completely
  • - Rapping
  • - Like he be rapping about folding the laundry and shit
  • - Or about dogs
  • - You have a pile of clothes that is the ‘sharing’ pile 
  • - Most socks are sharing socks
  • - Video games 
  • - Cursing each other out like crazy people
  • - You have matching camouflage PJ's 
  • - “Babe where are you??????”
  • - “Where’s that voice coming from????” “OW”
  • - Asks you how you are aaaaall the time
  • - “You sure you’re okay?”
  • - You lose each other when shopping. Every time without fail
  • - “DID YOU SEE THIS?” You echo each other as you show each other the exact same thing
  • - “We’re so cool” 
  • - Doesn’t get angry very often.
  • - Is hot af when he does
  • - Family oriented af
  • - All family events are important events
  • - His cousins hang out w you two a lot
  • - It’s super nice cause Tae plays w them all day and you can make snacks and watch movies w them when they’re all tired out 
  • - Your heart explodes a little the first time they call you auntie 
  • - So does Tae's 
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taekook being cute☀️️