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if a black woman invites you over and puts on any one of these tracks, it’s a set up and you’re about to be a daddy #50ShadesOf90sR&B
  1. “insatiable”  by  prince
  2. “don’t walk away” by  jade
  3. “red light special” by tlc
  4. “i love your smile” by  shanice
  5. “twisted” by  keith sweat
  6. “i miss you” by  aaron hall
  7. “rub you the right way” by  johnny gill
  8. “pony” by  ginuwine
  9. “love like this” by  faith evans
  10. “freak me” by  silk
  11. “all my life” by  k by ci & jojo
  12. “come and talk to me” by  jodeci
  13. “do me right” by  guy
  14. “i’m so into you” by  swv
  15. “back at one” by  brian mcknight
  16. “the boy is mine” by  brandy & monica
  17. “i wanna sex you up” by  color me badd
  18. “are you that somebody?” by  aaliyah
  19. “real love” by  mary j. blige
  20. “waterfalls” by  tlc
  21. “there you go”  by  johnny gill
  22. “it never rains”  by  tony toni tone
  23. “i like the way (kissing game)  by  hi by five
  24. “forever my lady”  by  jodeci
  25. “if i ever fall in love”  by  shai
  26. “i’ll make love to you.”  by  boys ii men
  27. “knockin’ the boots”  by  h by town
  28. “can we talk”  by  tevin campbell
  29. “candy rain”  by  soul 4 real
  30. “before i let you go”  by  blackstreet
  31. “when can i see you again”  by  babyface
  32. “my body”  by  lsg
  33. “too close”  by  next
  34. “nice & slow”  by  usher
  35. “for you i will”  by  monica
  36. “cheers 2 u”  by  playa
  37. “splackavellie”  by  pressha
  38. “come and get some”  by  swv
  39. “how can i love u 2nite”  by  sisqó
  40. “if your girl only knew”  by  aaliyah
  41. “it’s all about me”  by   mya f/ sisqo
  42. “the love scene”  by   joe
  43. “all i do is think of you”  by  troop
  44. “lay your head on my pillow”  by  toni, tony, tone
  45. “weak”  by  swv
  46. “so anxious”  by  ginuwine
  47. “my love is the shhh!”   by  somethin’ for the people
  48. “can’t let go”  by  mariah carey
  49. “make it last forever”  by  keith sweat 
  50. “here and now”  by  luther vandross

her bra and panties match, her kitty smells like a garden, tastes like berries, she ain’t got no plans in the morning, her phone is off… it was a covert dick appointment. 

Water Runs Dry
Boyce Avenue
Water Runs Dry

We don’t even talk anymore
We don’t even know what we argue about
Don’t even say I love you no more
Cause sayin’ how we feel is no longer allowed
Some people work things out
And some just don’t know how to change

[Chorus:]
Let’s don’t wait till the water runs dry
We might watch our whole lives pass us by
Let’s don’t wait till the water runs dry
We’ll make the biggest mistake of our lives
Don’t do it baby

Now they can see the tears in our eyes
But we deny the pain that lies deep in our hearts
Well maybe that’s a pain we can’t hide
Cause everybody knows that we’re both torn apart
Why do we hurt each other
Why do we push love away

[Chorus:]
Let’s don’t wait till the water runs dry (No no baby)
We might watch our whole lives pass us by (We might watch our whole lives)
Let’s don’t wait till the water runs dry
We’ll make the biggest mistake of our lives
Don’t do it baby

No, oooooooooh, oh, oh, oh, oh
No, oooooooooh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Some people will work things out
And some just don’t know how to change

Let’s don’t wait till the water runs dry
We might watch our whole lives pass us by
Let’s don’t wait till the water runs dry
We’ll make the biggest mistakes of our lives
Don’t do it baby

No, oooooooooh, oh, oh
No, oooooooooh, oh, oh

Don’t do it baby
No, oooooooooh, oh, oh, oh, oh
No, oooooooooh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Don’t do it baby

Redbone - Childish Gambino // Lullaby -  The Cure // Tonight - John Legend //  I Put a Spell on You - Annie Lennox // Crazy in Love (50 Shades Edition) - Beyonce // Paradise - Sharif // Shut Up and Drive - Rihanna //  No One’s Here to Sleep - Naughty Boy ft. Bastille //  Do I Wanna Know - The Arctic Monkeys // Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High - The Arctic Monkeys // Hey Daddy - Usher // Bedrock - We Are Young Money // Sugar - Maroon 5 // Pony - Ginuwine // Pillow Talk - Zayn // Versace on the Floor - Bruno Mars // Gorilla - Bruno Mars // I’ll Make Love to You - Boys II Men // In My Head - Jason Derulo // Partition - Beyonce // Can You Feel the Love Tonight - Elton John // One Dance (Connor Maynard and Harper Cover) - Drake // T-Shirt - Destiny’s Child // Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo ft. 2-Chainz // Everyday - Ariana Grande // Wild - Troye Sivan // Earned It - The Weekend

(cover art: @the-new-fanfic-order )

modernfairytale  asked:

In his attempt to catch up to the modern world, Bucky listens to a lot of music starting with the 1950s and moving up by decade. Every time he hears a lyric that makes him think of you, he texts it to you (when he's on mission) or sings it a little off-key in your ear (when he's home.) At first it was a lot of Elvis lyrics, now it seems to be Boys II Men heavy.

I’m sorry, I had to. 

Fluffy Friday™

You Make Me Smile

Maggie was having a pretty rough day. The teenager she had been helping get through the flawed, racist system had gone to prison for a stupid amount of time. She knew for a fact that if the boy had been white, the system would have given in a slap on the wrist and kept it moving.

She hated watching young people of color receive the short end of the stick simply because of their race, ethnicity, or sexuality.

All she wanted was to go home and have a nice, cold beer and not think about it.

She pushed the key into the lock of Alex’s door and went to open it, but paused when she heard music played on the other side of the door. She could have sworn she heard Alex singing along with the upbeat rhythm that Maggie recognized as These Words by Natasha Bedingfield.

Maggie quietly opened the door and her heart swooned at the sight.

Alex was standing in her living room in Ninja Turtle pajama pants and a tank top folding laundry while loudly singing along to the lyrics. She caught sight of Maggie as soon as she walked in and her smile got wider, but she didn’t stop singing.

These words are my own. From my heart flow. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you! There’s no other way to better say, I love you, I love you…” she sang loudly, extending her arms towards Maggie and scrunching her eyes with the emotion of the song.

Maggie could feel her heart doing somersaults in her chest, but she rolled her eyes and laughed to cover it up.

“You’re such a nerd, Danvers.” Maggie stated, walking to press a kiss to Alex’s waiting lips.

“What? Can’t a girl say I love you?”

Maggie couldn’t help the smile that widened on her face. “I love you, too.”

-

Maggie knew Alex loved corny jokes.

Like loved corny jokes.

Maggie could remember the first time she’d ever told Alex a pun “Hey, Danvers, what do otters drive?” “No clue” “Ottermobiles” and Alex nearly threw up from laughing so hard.

And so Maggie took to learning every single corny joke there was.

“Danvers, how many tickles take to make an octopus laugh?”

“…eight? I have no idea.” A light chuckle.

“Nope.” Maggie let a dopey smile cross her face. “Ten tickles.”

Alex snorted loudly in the middle of the DEO at that one. And it earned Maggie a small kiss which was always a great payment.

Alex’s favorite had happened after they’d worn each other out in bed one night. Alex was falling asleep quickly due to Maggie lightly rubbing her back. “Who was the roundest knight at the table?”

Alex’s head lifted up to seek out Maggie’s face. “What?”

“The roundest knight at the table, Danvers, who was it?”

“Uh…humpty dumpty?”

“Noooo.” Maggie laughed. “Cir-cumference!”

Alex’s eyes lit up at the math joke (nerd) and she laughed pretty loudly. It made Maggie’s heart swell.

And so she told Alex a joke every chance she could get. She loved hearing the bursts of laughter from Alex’s mouth and it prided her to know that she was the cause of it.

“What do you call a crocodile in a vest and a knack for research?” Maggie asked one day as Alex jotted down notes in her lab about whatever she was seeing through the microscope. Maggie would’ve been bored out of her mind if it hadn’t been for Alex in that white lab coat and those damn glasses. Instead her mind was in a frenzy and her body was on fire.

Puns helped to calm it down.

“Hmm?” Alex threw a quick glance at Maggie before returning to her notes.

“An investigator.” Maggie grinned largely waiting for Alex’s laugh.

Except it never came.

“Ehhh. That’s not funny because crocodiles and alligators are actually very different. Crocodiles live in more saltwater areas while alligators prefer freshwater. Also, Alligators have wider, U-shaped snouts while crocodiles are shaped like a V. So, I can’t laugh at your joke because it’s scientifically incorrect.” Alex stated very seriously.

Maggie was at loss for words. “…Are…are you kidding?”

“No.” Alex stressed with wide eyes. “Science is never a joke, Mags.”

Maggie watched her a moment before realizing that her girlfriend was actually dead serious. A laugh bubbled up and out of her mouth before she had a chance to stop it. “Woooow. You’re a bigger nerd than I thought, Danvers.”

“Whatever.” Alex chuckled, turning back to her notes.

-

Alex knew that she couldn’t dance. Like at all. But Maggie loved with Alex danced because it never failed to amuse her.

And so Alex danced all the time.

She does a little dance in the morning while Maggie watches her get ready for work from the bed they’d both slept in. She shimmies into her pants with while humming an upbeat tune and doing little extra jazz hands and things complete with facial expressions. The whole 9.

Maggie loved the mornings now.

She does a little spin move and sings dramatically into the shower head on the mornings Maggie joins her in the shower.

Maggie gives her a loud laugh and wet shower kisses for that.

Alex shakes her butt a little as she’s putting in the dvd for the night and Maggie watches on with her lip between her teeth and a smile on her face.

She only breaks out into laughter when Alex places her hands on her knees and really gets into it in a really dorky way.

And so Maggie always urges Alex to put in the dvd.

When she brings Maggie’s lunch to the precinct because Maggie has abused her paperwork for a day too long and her captain is on her ass about it, Alex places the take-out container on Maggie’s desk before doing a quick Michael Jackson spin and finishing off the move with finger guns.

Maggie nearly tips her for being the best delivery service in town. She kisses her in thanks instead.

To get Maggie to stop crying after she has to watch the man who murdered an innocent alien refugee walk free and couldn’t do anything about it, Alex does the silliest shoulder shimmy while making a goofy face and singing a Britney Spears song in an over-exaggerated nasally tone.

Maggie watches her dork of a girlfriend through watery eyes and she tells herself that she’s not gonna crack, but her girlfriend is persistent and she finds herself giggling at Alex’s actions.

“God, I love you so much.” Maggie whispered, tears still falling, but her sadness was eased a little.

“I love you more.” Alex smiles and leaning forward to capture Maggie’s lips.

Maggie’s favorite, though, is the dance that Alex does when she wins any kind of game.

During game night, Alex wins the game of Scrabble that had been going on for most of the night. She beats Winn by 4 points and she was up on her feet in the blink of an eye.

“Ha! I win! Suck it, Schott!” Alex cheers, thrusting her hands into the air and gently rotating her hips.

Maggie can’t help but laugh at her.

Fuck, she loved that woman.

-

Maggie loved to cook.

Growing up in a large family, Maggie had been forced to learn to cook from a young age.

And now, having to feed both of the Danvers, her cooking skills were coming into use.

And so she made a deal with Kara and Alex that if they picked up the groceries she needed, she would make dinner every night.

Needless to say, Maggie found herself spending quite a lot of time in front of her stove, Alex’s stove, and Kara’s stove.

She didn’t mind though. Most of the time she had some eager helping hands. Kara came in handy when she needed things chopped quickly and Alex was useful for measuring the proper amounts of ingredients.

They all made one solid team.

She also didn’t mind the silly things that went along with cooking dinner for her newly formed family. (It felt so amazing to even be a part of a family again.)

Most of the time there was some kind of music playing.

Kara preferred that they play Disney songs when they were at her place and Maggie spent her time watching the sisters break into slightly off key renditions of their favorite duets. (It came as a shock that Alex was usually the soprano and could hit most of the notes with ease.)

When they were at Alex’s place, Maggie found herself listening to anything from show tunes, It Takes Two from Hairspray and Maria from Westside Story were Alex’s two faves, to old school P!nk. Of course, she had her alternative rock bands thrown in there too.

Who would Alex be if she couldn’t tell Maggie to pour some sugar on her? (Cue silly dance)

Maggie, on the other hand, was more into old r&b love songs. Usher, Boys II Men, Shai, Alicia Keys, and Destiny’s Child filled the playlist. Maggie often times found herself singing the songs to Alex and finally understanding what the singers were talking about when they sang about love.

(Kara cooed each and every time Maggie sang along to the songs and Alex’s face turned into that dopey smile that told the world that she was in love.)

Sometimes, when Kara was otherwise occupied by being the DJ or checking her Snapchat, Alex moved to stand behind Maggie before she wrapped her arms around Maggie’s waist and whispered sweet things into her ear. This never failed to make Maggie melt back into Alex’s body and let her eyes fall closed at the feeling of being so close to the woman she loved.

Alex, though, would ruin the moment seconds later when she blows a loud raspberry on Maggie’s neck making Maggie shriek and push a laughing Alex away from her.

Fucking loveable brat.

And so cooking was always an adventure with the Danvers plus one Sawyer.

Laughs filled the kitchen along with the enticing aromas of whatever Maggie was cooking that night.

-

Humor had been a constant in their relationship.

It was the only way that they could cope with the constant threat of one of them dying in their unbelievably dangerous jobs.

And so they kept each other laughing any chance they got.

And proposals were no different.

Alex dropped to one knee one night after Maggie had gotten out of the shower to find the room filled with candles and rose pedals all over Alex’s huge bed. The ring she held out to Maggie had to be one of the most beautiful rings that Maggie had ever seen.

To say Maggie was shocked was an understatement.

“Maggie Sawyer, there are a million things I could say right now. I could go on and on about how much I love you or how much I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but I hope you already know that because I do my best to tell you and show you every day.”

“I do. I know.” Maggie let out a watery chuckle.

“Hey, no ‘I do’s’ yet!”

Another chuckle.

“But I’m glad you know. What you don’t know is that I want to spend the rest of my life making that beautiful smile cross your face every day. I want to dance and sing in the shower with you every morning. I want to sing show tunes and Disney Princess songs with you. I want to take a Slow Ride with you and Cater to You like Destiny’s Children sing about. I wanna be your favorite delivery woman and your personal raspberry blower. I want all of it with you and only you, Mags.”

God, Maggie was a sobbing mess at this point.

“So, will you please let me put a ring on it? Marry me?”

Maggie couldn’t stop the laugh that bubbled out of her throat. “Yes, baby, you can put a ring on it.”

Alex placed the beautiful ring on Maggie’s left ring finger before standing to thrust her hands in the air. “Yes! Take that, Yonce!” Cue silly dance move.  

Oh, how Maggie loved this dork.

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the signs as grease live
  • Aries: Aaron Tveit's hair
  • Taurus: the rain
  • Gemini: really fake yet impressive car race
  • Cancer: Marty telling Vince Fontaine that he's old
  • Leo: Rizzo telling Kenickie that no one's ever looked at her that way
  • Virgo: Didi Conn (alternatively: two Frenchys)
  • Libra: the golf cart that hit the curb
  • Scorpio: Boys II Men
  • Sagittarius: Elle McLemore's facial expressions
  • Capricorn: Vanessa Hudgens slaying everyone
  • Aquarius: Jordan Fisher singing "Those Magic Changes"
  • Pisces: "What is it, fine wholesome students?"

thesushimonster  asked:

ripsara + in the 1990s

- i’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: sara and kendra stole the jump ship to go to a spice girls concert. rip showed up looking grumpy and was promptly told to ‘spice up your life, english’ ‘no

- rip looses his shit over dial-up wifi because how did people live like this??? while sara’s like ‘oh hey they have Doom on this pc! fucking watch this’. it ends up with a team-wide doom tournament and the beginning of the Waverider Classic Games Night.

- I’m not saying Xena was based on sara lance, but rip will call her ‘warrior princess’ to rile her up now and she pretends not to love it but really does

- “okay me and the Boys II Men here will go check it out”

- “joey and johnny can go look for the time pirates while I seduce bill clinton” “you’re not seducing bill clinton for information” “like it would be hard!”

- “keep up timberlake” “oh for fucks sake”

- “me and the Funky Bunch are off to infiltrate the whitehouse, you and Marky Mark tackle the washington monument” *leaves rip with nate* *nate is pleased with the reference*

- aka, sara has an obscene amount of knowledge of 90s boybands and uses it against rip. when he complains, she just smirks and goes “tell it to your new haircut”

- sara’s hair keeps falling in her face so rip ironically buys her a packet of those tiny glittery butterfly clips but jokes on you, sucker, she loves them. she makes him put them in and watches him blush from standing so close.

- “pleasepleaseplease can we go to one ninties classic at the movies?” *rip pinches the bridge of his nose* “fine. I suppose you want titanic? the lion king? pulp fiction?” “nopeeeee,” sara grins, “clueless

- they do the macarena. of course.

BTS - I made you Dinner.

You were walking into big hits building with peppy steps as you made your way to the dance studio.

As soon as you got there and opened the door, you noticed all of the lights were off and silence. “Hello?” You said softly, but nothing. So you shut the door and ran down the hallway to the second place they could be - the recording studio.

By now you were struggling with the weight in your hands. Stopping to set down the delicate items before picking them back up.

And correct you were, you could hear them fiercely harmonizing for a song they were doing. You stopped at the door as you heard the vocal line doing some Boys II Men type of harmony which had left you feeling all types of turned on.

You slapped your self by thinking that because,
1. Ew
2. Yes, their voices are sexy but damn girl really?!

The two giant bags you held in both hands forgotten had contained some just cooked good old soul food. You made collard greens, mashed potato with gravy, you fried up pork chops and some chicken. You had in a huge separate container some creole seafood gumbo which contains spices, shrimp, sausage, etc.

Four giant cokes, 30 cups, 30 plates, forks and spoons, tons napkins and last but not least, literally; Pecan pie, pumpkin pie, and some cranberry sauce.

You set the items down on the floor with a grunt. You knocked lightly in hopes to not disturb anyone. A staff opens the door and smiles you point down. He looks down and tilts his head.

“Where is the kitchen or break room that has tables and chairs??” You whispered he tells you it’s on down the hall way from here. You whispered if you can have someone help with the food and not to let anyone else know about the surprise.

He said he would help, as he excused him to the staff and says he’s going to the restroom. He then asked if you need help setting and you said no; just stall them for me, please!

Twenty minutes later all of the items were placed down and before you knew it the same guy came in saying the staff and the boys are coming in about 10minutes.

You were now extremely nervous.

____________________

“You did amazing guys,” Namjoon says as he ruffles Jungkook’s hair. Taehyung looked exhausted while Jin for the first time also did too. He has more lines and he was happy about it, yet still, a bit hungry and sleep.

“Jin.. you’re blinking a lot, did you eat?” Jimin smiles sweetly? “I’m going to the vending machine and buy you a snack!” Jimin runs off towards the break room.

“Jimin why? We’re already heading there I could get it myself!” Jin laughed. Jimin turns around she cutely smiles before heading inside. He stopped in his tracks as he stares at the food on the table, his eyes scan the many containers and covered food.

“I had to also try and warn some…I’m not sure if it’s still hot or not…I tried. There is a microwave right?” Jimin stared at you now with a huge smile and you held out your arms because you knew, when ever he smiled that big you were in for a huge hug. He runs to you almost knocking your over but he held you close while hugging you.

“So yeah- all we need to do is - whoooooa what is all of this?” Namjoon asked, half of the members already looked in awe while Yoongi and Hoseok who he was directly talking to stares in the direction that Namjoon stared in.

“Wow,” Yoongi said. Jin’s eyes were still blinking while he was in shock and you noticed.

“Wait let’s move this to the lunch room, there are more tables and counters and at-least three microwaves,” Namjoon says as he picked up two containers of collard greens. Jimin picked up the green beans and stared at them curiously.

___________________

You made sure everyone had a plate and forgot to make your own. Which cause Hoseok to scold you. He packs your plate with food the little food left and went to buy you a soda since all of it was gone.

Jimin gave you a slice of pumpkin pie because he said he loved it the most. You felt so happy, you watched as EVERYONE ate with happy expressions, talking amongst themselves; complimenting your cooking skills, you were so into you forgot to eat.

“Oops, my bad..” you laughed, making Taehyung smile. Jin had seconds for sure because you have seen him get it, so did joonie. Hoseok went to town on that pecan pie in a matter of 2.1 seconds.

You did notice how Jimin, Jungkook, and Yoongi did eat as much as a nibble. They didn’t eat at all. Jimin complained that he had to stay his figure, Yoongi made an excuse that he ate earlier. Jungkook also said he didn’t want to gain weight, he refused to eat.

You weren’t having it.

“Y'all know you’re hungry, so eat!” Yoongi stared at you. “I know you didn’t eat so stop lying Yoongi bear.” You can visibly see him cave at his nickname hand picked by none other than yourself.

“Chim chim..” you sadly, he bites his lip.

“No.,” he says sternly, Yoongi walks out the room telling us he was going back to the studio. Before he could leave, you had run out the room which scared him shitless.

People would have laughed if it weren’t for you dramatically running out of the lunch room. Taehyung looks at Jimin, “you made her think her cooking sucked.”

“No. It’s more like, she wants you to eat, all three of you.” Hoseok corrected. “The news had been spreading wildfire about our dieting habits and she wants to make sure we’ve eaten because…you three starve yourselves.”

Yoongi had stayed stood where he was as he was about to leave but her sudden presence leaving left him stuck, he knew he hurt her.

Yoongi kicked his foot while rubbing his neck. He looks back at the none existent food. “She cooked for everyone,” Jin said. “And you weren’t kind enough to accept it.”
____________________

You slapped your face gently trying to calm yourself. What you did was embarrassing to the core. You shot out of there like a bullet train. You pulled yourself off of the sink in the bathroom and left the bathroom.

You head Back to the lunch room to see everyone cleaning up so you decided to join. After the cleanup, you had forgotten to eat and someone had accidentally thrown away your food.

As soon as everyone was done, They left except for Jimin, Jungkook, and Yoongi.

Jimin felt so bad now as he hears not only his stomach growling but also yours. He caught the urge to cry, but instead asked. “What do we eat?” He smiles shyly, Jungkook shrugs.

“I’m sorry.” JiMin’s smile softens as he hears Yoongi’s voice Apologize. “You cooked for us, treated us so well and- we go and hurt you.” Jungkook felt the need to hug you.

“Sorry.” He hugs tighter. Jimin smiles as he hugs you while Jungkook stayed hugging you. You expected it to happen as Yoongi jumps in and hugs as well.

“Let’s eat lamb skewers,” Yoongi says but before he left, he holds you where you were as the two left. So it was just y'all two. “next time, we will eat for sure whatever you cooked.” You smiled as a tear slipped without knowing. “Sorry, we hurt you this bad.” He nodded. He wipes your eye with his thumb and holds your hand as you both walked out to catch up with Jimin and Jungkook.