boy-bathing

*slams fists on table* HOW FILTHY DOES JAKE ENGLISH’S HAIR HAVE TO BE FOR IT TO DEFY GRAVITY LIKE THAT WE’RE ALL THINKING IT WE ALL ARE HE LIVES ON A UNINHABITED ISLAND BY HIMSELF WITH OLD AS FUCK FOOD RATIONS HE HAS TO LOOK FOR OUTSIDE IN THE RUINS EVERYDAY WHAT LUXURIES WOULD HE HONESTLY HAVE AFTER HIS HOUSE EXPLODING THAT LITTLE BOY IS DISGUSTING HE BATHES IN THE CREEK BY HIS ROOM HE DOESN’T HAVE SOAP

Sweet Dreams

PROMPT: could you do a hc with little dan waking up from a dream where he came twice (he’s in a onesie when he wakes up no boxers) and he has cum all over inside the onesie. Daddy phil wants to give his baby boy a bath but dans afraid he’ll see the cum and think he broke rules. (that was probably confusing but oh well. thanks for trying to read it anyways xD)

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“Ah! Ah! Ah! I’m gettin close! I’m gonna cum!” Dan cried out as he felt Phil’s thrusts get faster, his eyes rolling to the back of his head

“Daddy… Daddy! Harder!” Dan moaned before he came all over his belly for the second time, then everything went black.

“Shit shit shit” Dan thought as he looked down at his onesie, a large wet spot around his cock

A whine escapes his lips when he looked around the pastel room and saw his totoro plushie’s belly was wet from Dan’s cum. He probably just ground on it when he was asleep for stimulation

His thoughts were interrupted when he heard “Baby boy, it’s bath time!” called out from the bathroom, the sound of the faucet running in the background

“One sec Daddy!” Dan called, anxiety filling the pit of his stomach. Daddy was gonna think he touched himself and would get punished

When he walked into the bathroom and saw Phil gesturing for Dan to strip down, he began to panic, his hands quickly covering his crotch rather suspiciously

“Baby… Did you touch yourself? You know daddy’s rules! Do you want to get punished?” Phil asked, a gasp slipping past his lips when he saw Dan fall to his knees and break out in tears

“Daddy I was just sleeping and had a wet dream! I promise! Please don’t punish me for something I couldn’t stop Daddy!” Dan pleaded, his bottom lip quivering

He saw Phil’s previously stern expression soften, opening his arms, watching as Dan ran into his arms and hug him tight, crying

“Baby boy… It’s okay, you didn’t mean to. How about you have a bath, and I’ll take you out to dinner?” Phil smiled at him, kissing his forehead

When Dan nodded and climbed out his onesie, Phil’s smile grew wider. “You’re so breathtaking baby boy. I love you”

2

Somewhere nearly half-way between Appaloosa Plains and Bridgeport, 8.53 pm

Roy: You have to wonder why people who drive minivans bother putting stickers of their stick-family on the back. Like, duh. You have six kids, really? And here I was thinking you drove a minivan because you were a friggin’ off-duty pornstar. Dipshit.
He snorts to himself then goes back to sleep. Joël is enjoying driving through the countryside at night. The traffic is minimal and there’s little to disturb the peaceful landscape except for the occasional deer or rabbit framed in the headlights. Brutus snuffles and whimpers, dreaming of the welcome- home bacon extravaganza that Mia is going to have waiting for him. The boys snooze, their faces bathed in the soft glow of their iPads. The moon bobs along beside them, a silent and staunch companion.
Roy punches Joël hard on the upper arm. Joël yells, the vehicle veering to one side.
Joël: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
Roy: Oh, stop your bleating. You’ll wake the boys.
Joël: Why did you punch me, you psycho? You could’ve gotten us all killed!
Roy: I dunno. I just didn’t like the look on your face. You were thinking about my sister, weren’t you?
Joël: No I wasn’t.
Roy: What were you thinking about, then?
Joël: Nothing. I was just minding my own business, driving. Maniac. Punch me like that again and you’ll be out of the car. And you’ll be crawling back to Bridgeport. Because you won’t be able to walk. Got it?
Roy: Oh, shut up. Anyway. It wasn’t even a punch. It was like a little tap.
Joël: You shut up.
Roy: You shut up.
Joël: YOU shut up. Arsehole.

cypearus  asked:

fluffy headcannons for bathing with hanzo and junkrat?? showing them stuff like bath bombs and just relaxing together?? also you are so awesome(and cute)!!! thank you so much!!! (please give the dirty boy a bath. he needs one.)

Hsnsjdne oh my gosh thank you!!! and naw man I’m not cute Riiip (it took me a minute to remember I posted a picture of my self so I was like “yo how you know” ) also sorry there is wAY more for Junkrat! It was just easier to write for him since he is dirty™

Hanzo

- Hanzo finds bathing to be a very relaxing and an intimate form of bonding for him and his s/o so he really enjoys it, he likes washing his s/o’s hair as well as them washing his

- he will be somewhat familiar with bath bombs but he has never used one so the first time they use one together will be entertaining for him, he enjoys watching it and sometimes will buy some of the really cool ones on special occasions

-sometimes he just likes to sit and relax in the bath holding his s/o washing their body and giving their shoulders kisses

- he is kind of too shy to ask but lovES it when his s/o washes his back and he will of course be more then happy to return the favor


Junkrat

- it would take a while for him to agree to taking a bath together with his s/o because he is self conscious about his prosthetics and doesn’t want it to be out of pity or them thinking he NEEDS help with it

- he will be very stubborn but eventually he will finally agree when his s/o mentions bath bombs and will say “what? Bath bomb? What do you mean bath bomb? Why the hell would you put a bomb in the bath? I may love explosives but you ain’t gonna get me in there with ya just because ya put a bomb in it” he will be a smart ass and make his s/o explain what a bath bomb is

- after his s/o explains it he is totally interested and says “fine but I’m only doin it this once ‘cause of the bath bomb thing”

- he will be very stubborn the whole time doing everything himself and then he will let his s/o in and he will be a bit flustered and once they are both in he will pull his s/o bath towards him, wrapping his arm around their stomach so their back is pressing against his stomach between his legs to make room to watch the back bomb

- he will rest his chin on their shoulder and watch it, getting pretty excited when they first put it in and it starts foaming and whenever it changes a color he will be like “look at that it turned another color!”

- once the bath bomb is done he feel a little bad for giving his s/o a hard time and will ask if they want to get washed up now and will help clean their body and will tickle them and end up making a mess of the bathroom

- he likes to get his s/o’s hair full of suds and make funny hair do’s out of it although it takes him a bit because he can’t have his prosthetic on

- he really really likes having his s/o help clean him because he understands that it is more of like bonding and they know he is capable of doing it himself so he isn’t as stubborn any more and likes just feeling their hands all over him and feeling them go through his hair

- sometimes he will purposefully get really really dirty just so his s/o will “force” him to take a bath and will only do it if they take it with him and have them clean him

som1 rlly need s to draw/write more Keith pining over/having a crush on/thinking lance is rlly cute cus we have so much of the opposite but??? have you seen lance????? have you seen??????????? his f a ce????????????????

just

more pining keith/pretty lance

pls