boy this is heaven

  • Naruto: Sasuke makes me so mad. I just want to, like, beat him up.
  • Kakashi: Hmm.
  • Naruto: And smash his stupid smirking lips really hard with my mouth.
  • Kakashi: You've just described a kiss.
  • Naruto: *not paying attention* Maybe rip his pants off and spank him. He deserves to be spanked. Arrogant jerk.
  • Kakashi: I think you mean 'naughty boy.'
  • Naruto: And when he's moaning my name like a the weak little bastard he is, I'll- I'll, um... Like...
  • Kakashi: Flip him over and make sweet, tender love to him?
  • Naruto: Sensei, what the fuck.
  • Kakashi: Forget it. I'll just stick to my books.
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people who attack the ships they don’t like and overreact when people don’t like what they like and say that x ship is realer than y ship and claim that their ship is more superior vs people who understand that people have different opinions and respects others’ decisions to ship something and doesn’t bash people that don’t like what they like and enjoys shipping without creating unnecessary shipwars