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BTS xHarry Potter

So I will eventually be turning this into a full on AU, but until then I’m just gonna post the notes I’ve made up for the AU, so you guys can kinda get some context. I may also make a block b version of this post but don’t quote me on that…

*Obviously the world in these notes and in my AU are owned by JK.Rowling and not meXD*


Kim Seokjin-Pureblood

Originally posted by minpuffs

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite Subject: Herbology

Pet: Rat

Jin is well known around the school for being a plant wizz; it’s been said he can make certain plants grow simply by talking to them. He feels he has a real connection to the Earth in general and believes all you need to coax a plant to life is patience, hard work, and a little dedication, which is why his favorite subject is Herbology. He hates Transfiguration, however, because “ It just seems useless.” He’s known as the peacemaker amongst his group of friends, always there to make sure the other boys don’t get too out of hand. His caring and gentle nature, as well as his value for honesty and hard work, is what got him into the Hogwarts house Hufflepuff. He also adores his pet rat and is constantly saving him from Namjoon’s cat.

Kim Namjoon-Pureblood

Originally posted by bwiyomi

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Subject: History of Magic

Pet: Cat

Choosing a Hogwarts house for Namjoon was so easy, the Sorting Hat had barely touched the tips of his hair when it shouted “Ravenclaw!” loud and clear. He’s known amongst his friends as the “genius” of the group, but don’t expect him to help you cheat on your homework. The last thing he wants is to get in trouble. Despite his confident and witty exterior, he’s actually pretty shy and reserved on the inside, reveling in the moments where he is alone in the quiet library, surrounded by the comfort of many books. His friends often tease him for dubbing History of Magic his favorite subject, and the only reason he dislikes Potions is because of the horrible teacher that teaches it. The only thing that will really get Namjoon angry is treating him like a child, or like he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Jeon Jungkook-Muggle Born

Originally posted by jungkooz

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite Subject: Care of Magical Creatures

Plays Quidditch; Seeker

Pet: Owl

Jungkook’s friends were actually pretty surprised when he was put in the Hogwarts House Slytherin; however, that quickly changed when they saw just how much ambition the boy had, valuing all the hard work he put into everything he did. He has a passion for playing Quidditch and dreams of playing in the big leagues one day, often boring Namjoon with his constant talk of game strategies and his treasured broomstick. He has a secret love for animals that he tries to hide for the sake of keeping up his “delicate image,” and absolutely hates Herbology-much to the dismay of Jin. His cockiness can sometimes get him into trouble, but he somehow always makes it out in the end.

Jung Hoseok-Muggle Born

Originally posted by hobisu

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite Subject: Charms

Pet: Owl

Hoseok is a natural Hufflepuff, with his loyalty and determination. It takes a lot to make him angry, as he likes to give off a more positive aura most of the time. His favorite class is Charms (“since I am pretty charming already hehehe”) And he often gets in trouble for fooling around with one of his closest friends, Park Jimin, during History of Magic (“we can’t help it it’s such a boring subject!”). He often enjoys playing pranks on the other members of his friend group; the only one who can usually scare him off is Yoongi. He prefers Apparition to flying on broomsticks, because of his fear of heights and, though History of Magic is his least favorite subject, he also has a particular hatred for Defense Against the Dark Arts, because of the horrible creatures that are the subjects of the lessons.

Park Jimin-Pureblood

Originally posted by minpuffs

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Favorite Subject: Muggle Studies

Plays Quidditch; Chaser

Pet: Cat

Despite his height and demeanour-both of which he’s frequently teased for- Jimin is one of the bravest wizards in his friend group, always ready for a challenge. It was said that back when he was a first year Jimin marched right into the Forbidden Forest, just to prove all his bullies wrong, before emerging an hour later completely unharmed. His closest friends, however, know that in reality he just hid behind one of the trees toward the entrance for the hour and then waltzed back out, but their not gonna be the ones to tell the truth and face his wrath. Being a pureblood, his favorite subject is Muggle Studies; he’s constantly asking Jungkook about living with Muggles and how certain technologies they have work…when they’re not rambling on about Quidditch and their brooms of course.

Min Yoongi-Pureblood

Originally posted by lets-fly-away-bts

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite Subject: Defense Against the Dark Arts

Plays Quidditch; Beater

Pet: Cat

Yoongi prides himself on his magical skill. The rest of the group were hesitant to trust him at first given his extensive knowledge of the dark arts, but Jungkook assured them that, as long as he liked you, he was completely harmless. Yoongi has no tolerance for most other members of the Slytherin house besides Jungkook, hating how they get everything handed to them and how most of them harbor an extreme hatred towards Muggle-Borns. Most people view him as intimidating and lazy, but in reality, he is very hard working and protective over the people he’s close to. He’s extremely blunt, and isn’t afraid to speak up when something bothers him; he values honesty over people’s feelings a majority of the time.

Kim Taehyung-Muggle Born

Originally posted by fykimtaehyung

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Favorite Subject: Care of Magical Creatures

Pet: Toad

Most people call Taehyung “careless”; he prefers to call it “experimental.” On the surface, Taehyung appears to be a child-like wizard with an obsession with strange creatures, but in his brain hides a vast amount of knowledge and cunning. He’s never met a magical creature he hasn’t loved, despite how creepy they may look, and often hides them around the school and the Gryffindor common room to avoid getting in trouble. His sharp-witted and fearless disposition is both a blessing and a curse, getting him in sticky situations almost as much as getting him out of them.


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i had a dream a few nights ago that chris took dan to a concert for a date or somethin and it was rly good…….

I feel lost without you. God I wish I could fucking forget you but you still are a constant thought on my brain. It’s like a cold that I can’t shake. I miss you, and I really wish I didn’t. Do you even think of me?
—  C.D. -Things I didn’t send
How he became a metaphor

“Vodka and chill?” as I snapchatted him for the first time, standing by the liquor section of Costco while holding a clear bottle of Kirkland vodka to my mouth, hoping to scare him away. Fast-forward a month from then, we were happily together despite the daunting distance. Neither of us really cared about the long distance and I could honestly say that was one of the few times in my life where a boy genuinely excited my very being. And through it all, he never stopped wanting to know more about me and making sure that I was being loved the right way. Unfortunately, I wish this had a happier ending, but I left him–brokenhearted and devastated. 

Fast-forward to now, we are both set to graduate this spring, but recently he has been on my mind a lot. Both of us have made amends (mostly my fault). We’ve seen each other with new boyfriends and breakups.  So why now? Why is he back? More importantly, what is the metaphor he has come to embody? 

You see, even though we are both graduating, my post-grad life is but a blur. I am fearful and anxious of the uncertainty and the instability in which I will be taking on as I leave the safe haven of college. He, on the other hand, will be moving to the east coast with an amazing career lined up for him with plans to purchase his first home. Not to the mention, he is in stable relationship at the moment and I’m just here sort of drifting by. And there lies the allure and the promise that he represents to me. The metaphor he has come to be. 

The life of stability and promises that he embodied even when we were together came back to me. I remembered our conversations about plans to get married, how many kids, where we would live. We wanted a penthouse with a great view of the city as I work by the local hospital and he for an engineering firm. We would come home to each other exhausted from work but always with a promise of warm shoulders to lie on. At the essence of it, it was me trying to relive what it was like to be loved and to grow with someone. 

Oh man, how I miss that. But make no mistake reader, this metaphor is a direct reflection on my fear and anxiety, and not some wishful thinking about wanting him back. And recognizing and disentangling this difference has helped me over the last few weeks. That, he is better off and so am I. We’re both better people now as a result of our chance encounter. But like intersecting lines, maybe we were only meant to cross paths once. 

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SO YOU’VE SEEN TIE FIGHTER POE. NOW SEE FIRST ORDER COMMANDER POE. PRETTY COMMANDERS -flails everywhere–screems-

I LOVE THESE TWO I JUST WANT TO YELL AT THEM I’M -cry-

these are twitter draws.. 

Lol Poe lookin’ all cool and chill and all when in actuality he’s like a blushing idiot next to Kylo like: 

so he just:

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yea.. that’s all.. haha

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Poe Dameron and Kylo Ren © Star War (lel)
-crying as i just did the dishes- ©me

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Happy 33rd Birthday, James Dornan!  [May 1st, 1982]

“Jamie’s ­incredibly sensitive. If somebody’s hurting, he will hurt the most. Watching his mother die of pancreatic cancer over a year and a half made him a very soulful boy.” - Jim Dornan (Jamie’s father)

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