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To The Hommie Who Asked: BTS Members Who Would Eat You Out Vs. Wanna Be Sucked Off.....

okie so first off I personally think that all of them would like getting head bc almost every guy is down for getting his knob polished… WITH THAT BEING SAID I FEEL LIKE ONLY A FEW OF THEM WOULD ENJOY GOING DOWN ON YOU…THIS IS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY (1 BEING MOST LIKELY AND 7 LEAST LIKELY)…..

1.RAP MONSTER- THIS KINKY LITTLE SHIT IS GONNA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER… ALL OF THESE YEARS OF WATCHING PORN ARE ABOUT TO PAY OFF… JUST LOOK AT THAT TONGUE… I SEE THE SIN IN THOSE EYES AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE STARS….

2.jIMIN-OMG OMG WHERE DO I EVEN START… FIRST OF ALL JIMIN IS SEX ON LEGS… LIKE HAVE YOU SEE HOW FLEXIBLE THIS BOY IS?? FLDFAKLF..HIS TONGUE WOULD BEND IN ALL KINDS OF WAYS ALL UP IN YOUR PINATA…I’M LIKE 10000% SURE HE’S GONNA MAKE YOU CUM LIKE 4 TIMES BC HE CAN ……FUCKING LITTLE TEASE…. OUT OF ALL OF THOSE MUSCLES HIS TONGUE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT * DRINKS WATER*  I NEED JESUS… 

3. JIN- IF THIS BOY EATS THIGH PIE LIKE HE EATS FOOD YOU’RE PROBABLY GONNA PASS OUT WITHIN LIKE 4 MINUEST BC LIKE DAMN BOI CAN EAT…HE’S GONNA BE ALL UP IN THAT PINATA…I FEEL LIKE HE IS CARING AND MOTHERLY AND DADDY AF THAT HE’S GONNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE THOROUGHLY INSPECTED YA KNOW FOR SCIENCE…PLUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LIPS JUST IMAGINE THEM ON YOUR LADY FAN LIKE FJVLKAJFVAF *FANS SELF*

4.JUNGKOOK- I FEEL LIKE KOOKIE WOULD BE VERY SHY AT FIRST BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE INEXPERIENCED (OR SO WE THINK) BUT ONCE HE WORKED UP THE COURGE THIS BOY WOULD WORK YOU’RE LADY PARTS LIKE A BICYCLE… LET’S BE HONEST THEY DON’T CALL HIM THE GOLDEN MAKNE FOR NOTHING….JUST LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE TONGUE… IT’S GONNA BE ALL UP IN YOUR TREASURE CHEST…. 

5.JHOPE-OKIE THIS LITTLE ANGLE IN DISGUISE IS ALL ABOUT MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY AND LOST 16 POUNDS LIKE HIS TOUNGE IS GENTLE AND PRECISE AND *HEAVY BREATHING* I NEED A MINUET TO PROCESS THIS BC KJFVADFVKL… BASICALLY HE IS HERE FOR YOU AND GURL HE’S GONNA EAT YOU LIKE HE’S BEEN STARVED FOR YEARS… JUST LOOK AT IT!! ARE YOU LOOKING AT IT??? 


6.V- OKIE SO TAE WOULD BE ALL ABOUT GOING DOWN ON YOU IF YOU ARE MAKING LOVE LIKE HE’S GONNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE SCREAMING HIS NAME SO LOUD THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN… HOWEVER IF IT’S JUST EVERYDAY SEX HE WOULD  “GET DOWN TO BUINESS AND SKIP FOREPLAY”… LIKE HE WOULD BE SO INTO MAKING YOU CUM LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THAT HE WOULD DIRTY TALK YOU’RE EAR OFF… *POURS HOLY WATER ON SELF* LAWD HAVE MERCY…. 

7.SUGA-YOONGI WOULD PREFER TO USE HIS FINGERS BECAUSE HIS MOUTH WOULD EITHER BE ON YOUR CHEST,NECK OR LIPS… THIS BOY WOULD PLAY YOU LIKE A PIANO YOU WOULDN’T EVEN MIND THAT HE DOESN’T USE HIS MOUTH BC YOU’RE TOO BUSY FALLING APART UNDER HIS SKILLFUL FINGERS… THE MAN IS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS…. HE ISN’T A HAND MAN FOR NOTHING… JUST LOOK AT THOSE FINGERS.. I SEE YOU YOONGI… 

AGAIN THIS IS MY OPINION… SO LET MY KNOW WHAT YOU THINK… DO YOU AGREE? WHY OR WHY NOT?…..BE MY HOMMIE AND THIRST WITH ME…. 

TO THE PERSON WHO REQUESTED THIS HERE YOU GO DEAR SORRY IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER…