boxball

Some AftG headcanons because I am Suffering
  • There’s a betting pool on whether Neil’s fashion sense is actually That Bad or if he’s just screwing with them at this point
  • (It’s actually just that bad)
  • The Foxes finally decide fuck the bet it’s time to intervene when they see Neil in like a bro tank, jorts, and neon crocs. None of them are willing to be associated with that mess anymore
  • Nicky definitely has at least a couple embarrassing stories from Aaron’s childhood that make appearances when he deems it necessary
    • “Hey Aaron, remember that time you wanted to see how far you could stick a crayon in your ear and started crying when you thought it touched your brain?”
    • “Fuck off Nicky”
  • Kevin tries to convince the rest of the team that he’s the Superior Player because of his superior diet and they’re all like. We literally watched you down an entire bottle of vodka last night
  • Renee can beat Matt in arm wrestling
  • Teaching Neil incorrect pop culture references and slang becomes the new team hobby
    • They tell him that ‘booty call’ is the correct term for a butt dial and he rolls with it. They’re anxiously awaiting the first time he manages to butt dial someone
    • He has been thoroughly convinced that Kanye West is known for singing Cotton Eye Joe
  • The only thing the twins agree on is that pineapples are the best pizza topping. Much to the disgust of literally everyone else
  • The Foxes start referring to Exy as anything but Exy (e.g. boxball, stickball, fake-lacrosse) just to see Kevin twitch
  • Matt and Nicky once decided to figure out which of their teammates is which Spice Girl
  • The only one they could unerringly agree on was Kevin as Sporty Spice
  • Like sure they all sport
  • But Kevin is just so Extra about it. Even more so than Neil
  • Despite their disagreements the game quickly caught on with the rest of the team and evolved
  • They’ll now attempt to assign each other to the members of literally any squad
    • “Look I see your point but Neil is clearly Dipsy”
    • “Neil is Po and I will physically fight any one of you assholes who disagrees”