box-out

is it too late to add some black ballerina magic for blackout?

Excerpt from Robert Garland’s “Joplin Dances”, staged and coached by Tai Jimenez

Anyway when I was a wee slip of a lass and made my first account on Neopets I went to make a shop (because I had so many mega rare omelettes that I was convinced I could make a fortune off of) and I saw the thing that said “you have [however many] characters left” under the box where you write out the shop description and I thought that you were required to fill up the entire space, like 5000 characters or whatever.  So I sat there for like twenty minutes just keyboard smashing to try and meet the quota so I could make my shop and so my shop description was just line after line of nonsense basically

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Wolf and Artemas have been like, yeah, yeah, you think there should be shelves everywhere.

Well Ladies and Gentkemen, I present to you A Closet With Enough Shelves.

This is NOT what I set out to do today. I was going to 2nd coat Josiah’s accent wall and paint B’s dresser & desk while she wasn’t here underfoot.

Instead I shopped, put up the friggin’ towel rack TWICE, then put up all the shelves in our closet and put everything IN the closet. But in so doing, I eliminated 22 boxes out of our bedroom and all the hanging things out of the living room.

In the second pic, in the shadows under the hanging things, there’s a large tapestry suitcase that still holds the majority of Wolf’s things that need to be hung up.

In the very back corner behind the clothes there are 10 quilt fabric bins stacked up that may temporarily go to storage instead. All those big round things in bags are motorcycle helmets (very important!)

I feel quite a bit less like I’m living in a warehouse.

Squib seems to think that pot = bugs.
He’ll be so disappointed.

Fyi, I don’t expose any of my animals to any marijuana products/smoke (I cover their tanks and have the window cracked, along with a smoke buddy to prevent any smoke from lingering and while I remain near just the window), this is the only time I’ve held him while cleaning out my box of bottles/jars.

@clarabraxton I don’t want you to ever forget it or doubt it. -pulling a small box out of my pocket, setting it in your hands- Make an honest detective out of me?

I'll Guard it With My Life

I stole your heart and wrapped it in tissue (lapis blue) with an embroidered ribbon tied around then placed into a shallow box made out of wood, engraved with a message only for you. The box is locked with a key so small, and I’ve hidden them both in separate homes you’ve never heard of. Cemented into a glass security cabinet painted black and dipped in wax, don’t ask. In a secret room, bolted and chained, filled with balloons immune to popping amusing the guard who hums a tune with an everlasting stamina, and a magic supply of food. I placed it into an iron wardrobe infested with hornets frozen in an ice block that never melts attached to an eight-armed monster that licked the ice. Outside of the room lives a pack of rabid dogs in a cage suspended by the high ceilings covered with motion sensitive blades coated in venom. An acid bath for countless greedy crocodiles just below, all packed into a larger than average house that’s been erased from any map and my own mind but I’ve written it down on a tissue that I shot into space in a capsule I can track with a fingerprint. So if you want it, you’ll have to get through me first.

senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

Character Development Questions: Hard Mode
  1. Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?
  2. What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?
  3. What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?
  4. Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?
  5. On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?
  6. Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?
  7. Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?
  8. Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?
  9. Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?
  10. Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?
  11. In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?
  12. In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?
  13. Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?
  14. Does your character remember names or faces easier?
  15. Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?
  16. Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?
  17. What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?
  18. Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?
  19. What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?
  20. In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?
  21. If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?
  22. What does your character like in other people?
  23. What does your character dislike in other people?
  24. How quick is your character to trust someone else?
  25. How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?
  26. How does your character behave around children?
  27. How does your character normally deal with confrontation?
  28. How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?
  29. What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?
  30. What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?
  31. Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.
  32. Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.
  33. In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?
  34. Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?
  35. How does your character behave around people they like?
  36. How does your character behave around people they dislike?
  37. Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?
  38. Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?
  39. Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?
  40. How does your character treat people in service jobs?
  41. Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?
  42. Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?
  43. Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?
  44. How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?
  45. What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?
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