I know, I know… too many Dad!Shawn imagines out there but I couldn’t help myself. This takes place somewhat in the future and the twins are in first grade! Hope you enjoy xx
“Okay, so school starts at 8:15.,” Jo says, applying her night cream, hair up in a messy bun, while Shawn is brushing his teeth at the sink next to her. “I have to leave at six tomorrow to catch my flight. You get the twins ready, make breakfast, put their lunch boxes into their little backpacks and drive them to school,” she glances at him and he nods, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth.
“I gosh dish.”
Jo laughs, not having understood a single word. "What?”
Shawn takes his toothbrush out, washing his mouth. “I got this,” he repeats confidently, putting the toothbrush away.
Tayler: Quite some time has passed now.. I have been bringing a lunch box to Ben everyday like i said i would.. He makes me happy. But it’s not like when i was with Leon.. It makes me think what i had with leon wasn’t love at all.. I think i have fallen in love with Ben. I know i shouldn’t but.. At the same time i want nothing more than to be with him. Oh! I almost forgot! It’s Orion’s birthday soon! My little boy.. If only he could stay little forever.. Well. It’s time i headed down to meet with Rose! Today we are going to plan Orion’s birthday! She insisted she would help.. As always..
He stared at you as if to say, ‘was this your doing?’. You could only shake your head and shrug. In all honesty you had no idea when or where your little one has dropped the last letter on Namjoon’s name.
He just laughed as he slung the toddler up onto his shoulders and grabbed the childish lunch box in one hand, the other steadying the bouncing human above.
“Aren’t you coming (n/n)? “ Your child sent you a big doofy grin as they asked you the question.
“I’ve got somethings to finish up here. I’ll join you and Namjoo in a bit okay?“
Namjoon just sent you a side glare before giving you a peck on the cheek and strolling out the door and to the little park outing your makeshift family had planned.
shiro introduces matt to new students with the wrong name just to see how long they can get away with it
shiro: “hey this is my friend boiled chicken” matt: “what’s up”
shiro: “this is my friend undercooked spaghetti. he looks 17 but he’s actually 36 and was held back 19 years”
new student: “your name is…broccoli? are you sure about that?” matt: “are you calling me a liar?”
shiro throws juice boxes into the trash can and yells “KOBE!” but they never get in
matt: “why are you crying?” shiro: “i got an A- in this test. i studied so hard as well!!”
matt looking at his C+ that he was happy with: “haha yeah…sucks…”
shiro: “sir would you like a breath mint?” iverson: “why?”
shiro: “cos the only thing out of your mouth is shit”
on a dare matt goes into the gym for a school assembly, wearing nothing but boxers with bejewelled letters on the back spelling “M A T T H O L T”
iverson: “i drink to forget but i always remember”
early on in their friendship, shiro goes into matt’s room to get a textbook and sees the walls plastered with ‘Campbells® Green Pea Soup’ posters. he’s so terrified that he never mentions it again
the first time shiro and matt meet each other:
matt: my name is matthew with a ‘b’ and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire l-
shiro: stop stop stop, where?
shiro: where’s the ‘b’?
matt: tHeRe’S a bEE?
shiro always walks into the wrong classroom and doesn’t know how to deal with it, so he just says ‘haha, forgot my…calculator…’, picks up a random’s kid’s lunch box, and walks out
shiro: i’m feeling a little rebellious today!! (: so i’m not going to tie my laces, i’m only going to do 46/50 of the maths equations assigned to us, and i’ll mess up my entire presentation!! by typing it in comic sans haha
matt scrunching up the worksheet he was given and putting it in his mouth, chewing slowly: this is how i feel about homework sir
After all those depressing analyses, I think I owe it to myself to take some time to talk about the one pure and innocent thing we see connected to that otherwise gloomy future in The Ultimate Enemy. Despite being a minor antagonist that’s only in about 3 minutes of a single episode, Box Lunch managed to leave a pretty strong impression on me. She’s fun, likable, and combines all the best things about her parents into one neat little package.
Ahem. So let’s take a detour from all this dreariness and talk about this cute little lunchbox (with maybe a little dreariness on the side).
How People Think Awoken Are:
I have seen the endless shadows of the universe, and know there is only sorrow awaiting us. At the raven's call, we all must give ourselves to death's grasp. We are born to die, and wallow in the agony of mortality....
How Zavala Is:
Dammit. Dammit you guys, get it together. I'm sorry for shouting but dammit. Does everyone have their lunch boxes? Okay, good. Cayde get that out of your mouth. Everyone be careful today and make sure to drink your water. If anything happens, call me and I can pick you up. Cayde get that out of your mouth. Do all the guardians have their phones charged? Make sure they do before they leave. Dinner will be ready when you get back. CAYDE GET THAT OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.
Some things worth noting when Box Lunch puts together her packaged food battle suit.
We see one ham fly out of the refrigerator, then we see another ham, and before it cuts away, we catch a glimpse of a third ham. There are other things that catch my eye, but the three hams in particular strike me as ridiculous. Jack, do you really need three full hams?