Throwback to that time I had some weird paranoid angsty episode and didn’t speak to anyone for a week. I felt so shitty for ignoring Robin that I went out and bought her little gifts and left them in a box outside her door. Later, we passed each other at the bottom of the staircase and had an emotional reunion full of apologies.
“Did you see the box I left outside your door?” she asked.
“No,” I said. “Did you see the box I left outside of yours?”
Turns out we’d both bought each other chocolate, trinkets, and our favorite flavors of ice cream, at the same time, in the same way.
Hello! Congratulations on purchasing your very own Genji™ unit. This will be your manual on the care and maintenance of your unit. Take proper care of your Genji™ unit and he will be a wonderful companion for all your needs.
What Comes in the Box:
- 1 Genji™ Unit - 1 Dragonblade - 24 Shurikens
Customization: Genji™ normally comes with a default skin, but you are able to customize the unit before or after you receive him. If you know what custom skin you would like ahead of time, you can put which skin you’d like in the customization box. If later you decide that you would like to change his skin, call a representative and they would gladly help you through the process. You do have to pay for shipping and handling if you want to customize after you receive your unit.
Skins available: Default, Azurite, Cinnabar, Malachite, Ochre, Carbon Fiber, Chrome, Nihon (exclusive), Sparrow, Young Genji, Bedouin, and Nomad.
Turning On Your Unit For the First Time: Genji™ has a button located in the middle of his chest. All you have to do is press it, let him boot up, and download any updates that your unit has available. You will know he is done when all his lights turn green. At this time, you will need to introduce yourself as his master. For the Young Genji and Sparrow skin, you simply turn him on by squeezing his cheeks.
If he does not recognize you as his master and is claiming that a Zenyatta™ unit is his master. Please do a reset by holding down on the power button for 10 seconds. If you need to pin down your unit, do so. Do not worry about hurting your unit, they are built to be very sturdy and can withstand a lot of pressure. Try turning on your unit again after half an hour, if this problem persists please call Customer Service.
If Genji recognizes you as his master, at this time you can download the Genji™ app and connect via Bluetooth to your unit. The app allows you to change the color of his lights and make adjustments to his personality.
Custom Wake Up Sequence: After turning on your Genji™ unit for the first time, you are able to set a special sequence to wake him up after he powers down for the night (i.e., patting his head behind his visor). Simply turn on the app, look for the option for Wake Up Sequence in the settings and executing the action on your Genji™ unit. When you are done, press done on the app. It will then register it and you are able to use the sequence from then on to wake your unit.
Personalities: Genji™ is able to be programmed with a set of personalities that will affect the way that he will behave. He already has some personalities pre-made, but there is a customization option for you to mix and match what you want.
-Default: His default personality is what he will already be set to when you turn him on. In this personality, he needs some time to meditate every day. Do not worry about making a special space for him to meditate, he can meditate anywhere that he finds quiet, although he would appreciate it if you would. It would also be wise to buy him a target to practice his martial arts on, we currently do sell one in our stores if you are unable to buy him one elsewhere. Aside from these two things, Genji™ is one of our more easy units to care for and can pretty much do things on his own. He is easygoing and is willing to help you out with anything you need.
-Playboy: His Playboy personality will turn him into a flirt. He will flirt with any person he sees, unless you tell him not to. If you tell him not to, he will flirt with you or any other person or unit that you allow him to flirt with. He will also have the sub-personality, mischievous. He will pull pranks on you and other units. Be sure that his pranks are harmless and do not hurt anyone. If this personality becomes too much, but you want to keep it, just give him a video game and he will calm down.
-Pre-Fall Overwatch: His Pre-Fall Overwatch personality will turn him moody. He will act like he is not used to his body and sometimes will fall into depression. This is not a mode that you want his personality in and will sometimes activate when he malfunctions. Try to reset him or introduce him to a Zenyatta™ unit. The Zenyatta™ unit will be able to help him through the personality and put him back to default. If this error keeps on occuring, please contact Customer Service and one of our representatives will gladly give you an exchange.
-Alpha/Omega: Your unit also comes with Alpha and Omega personalities. These personalities are more maintenance and require more care. His Alpha personality will become more possessive and he will be very touchy with you. His touchiness is because he is trying to scent you to claim you. Every couple of months, he will also seem more aggressive. He is going through a rut. Good luck. His Omega personality is not as territorial. He will be more affectionate and every few months he will steal some of your clothing to make a nest. This will indicate that he is going through a heat.
-Dragon: Much like his Omega personality, his Dragon personality will want to make a nest. He also might hoard items that he likes. Don’t try to throw them away. When he starts growling, slowly put it down and walk away. Also don’t be surprised if he goes transformers on you and turns into either full dragon or half dragon.
Maintenance: Genji™ is normally capable of taking care of himself, but every now and then he needs his joints to be lubricated. He will need help to do this since he will have trouble reaching a lot of areas. He does not really need to eat, but he does enjoy tea every now and then.
Interactions With Other Units:
-Hanzo: Genji™ will usually try to talk to other Hanzo™ units to let them know that he forgives him. Sometimes the Hanzo™ unit will look uncomfortable around your Genji™ unit. It’s okay, he just needs to process what your unit has said to him.
-Young Hanzo: Genji™ would be excited to see his brother and would want to talk to him. Don’t let your unit approach. The Young Hanzo™ unit might try to kill him.
-Zenyatta: Genji™ will also be excited when he sees a Zenyatta™ unit. He is very thankful to him and loves to meditate with him. It would be good to either get a Zenyatta™ unit of your own or set up play dates with the Zenyatta™ unit’s owner. It’s good for the both of them.
-Mercy: Genji™ is very grateful to Mercy™ units and would always pay his respects to her. You should maybe also do the same. Without her, the Genji™ units would not exist.
-McCree: Genji™ is very amused by McCree units and likes to speak to him so that he could hear him talk. Be careful, the McCree™ units tend to be handsy.
Q: Why is my Genji unit so clingy? They are not letting go and growl at everyone who gets near me? A:You probably have his Alpha personality on. He is probably going through a rut. After a few days he will stop, he might hump your leg though.
Q: My Genji unit isn’t acting like he usually does, he has been moody and isn’t even meditating. A: Your Genji unit has unlocked his Pre-Fall Overwatch personality. Immediately introduce him to a Zenyatta unit or try to reset him. If the problem persists, call a Customer Service representative.
Q: My Genji unit is lactating???? A: He has his Omega personality unlocked and is probably pregnant. He will continue to lactate after giving birth, but it will stop. Congratulations on the new child.
Disclaimer: Although Genji™ is a product that we sell, anything that happens after he leaves our factory is not our responsibility. We will not be liable for any of his actions. It is your job as the master to be sure that he is in tip top shape and to keep him out of trouble.
Ruki: good late morningー Ruki: so much paiiin Ruki: we’ll do our best, we’ll do our best, we’ll pump it up, we’ll pump it up #knotfest (image) Ruki: yesterday the rain was pouring but today the weather is kinda ok, isn’t it? which reminds me, I’m curious what kinda costumes you guys dressed up in this year? Ruki: surprisingly, you all came in costume, huh? didn’t expect that. so nice 😊
The One Where Sherlock and Molly Are 'Just Friends'
*Molly's flat; lying in bed*
*smoking* We can be friends who sleep together.
*fiddling with the sheet* Yeah, this could be just...something we do. Like tennis.
*nods* Sounds smart and healthy to me *glances at her* Whilst we're on the subject, do you currently have any other tennis partners?
*shrugs* Just Mary *pauses* That’s actually tennis, though. But she is setting me up with a mate of hers next week.
*swallows* Did you want me to cancel it?
No! *sits up; avoiding looking at her* No! Because, if you did, you’d be cancelling for me, and we’re just friends.
*smiles weakly* Exactly. I- my thoughts exactly.
*ruffles his hair* I’m not fine, Molly. I’m not. How can I be fine? Picturing you with someone else, doing what we've been doing *sighs* Would it be so terrible if we were...friends who don't date other people?
*hopeful* You mean like exclusive friends?
*shrugs* Why not? Let's face it, this has been the best month. Even if we were friends who lived together *playing with his cigarette* Or, friends who stood up in front of their other friends and vowed to be friends forever.
*grinning* You've thought about that sort of thing?
More than is healthy, yes.
*sits up and strokes his arms* One day, we might even hear the pitter patter of tiny, little friends.
I'd like that.
*kisses his cheek* Me too.
*flicks the cigarette; smirks* Quick game of tennis before work?