Smash Bros Villains and Their Cartoon/Comic Book Counterparts

Bowser: Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb): Mostly a nice guy and good father with ambitions of conquest continuously foiled by frenemy. smarter than they look, but held back by lack of common sense.

King K Rool: Snidely Whiplash (Rocky and Bulwinkle): Just a general asshole continuously foiled by his own stupidity as much as the hero’s competence. 

King Dedede: Plankton (Spongebob Squarepants): Villain who’s personal vendetta against the hero keeps them from achieving higher goals that they could be putting their minds to instead.

Ridley: Bane (Batman): Seriously scary and evil dude with a fixation on the hero. Great foil to the hero. Competent to the point of terror, and would probably succeed at their aims if the hero did not intercede.

Wolf: Cad Bane (Star Wars: The Clone Wars): True mercenary with a code all their own. They’ll break every rule in the book, but Hellfire and Damnation if they break their own.

Ganondorf: Dr. Victor Von Doom (Marvel Comics): Unbelievably powerful and competent villain who could flatten most opposition. Loses most often due to pride and overconfidence.

Dark Samus: Xenomorph Queen (Alien Franchise): Mostly inhuman monster with a strange, almost mystical connection to the hero. Motivated by own survival more than any sense of malice.

The internet: unironically draw big-tittiy’d genderbent porn of bowser from super mario bros because of a fan comic based on a power up.

Ya’ll: Cool awesome

Person on tumblr: make obvious jokes about thinking the grinch is hot

Ya’ll: NO N O NO NOT AGAIN I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN, NEW ONCELER NEW ONCELER WHY DOES TUMBLR HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!”

Just because nintendo SAYS the Koopalings aren’t Bowser’s kids, doesn’t mean they aren’t his kids. You can’t have a bunch of kid underlings and NOT just instantly be their father. Even if it’s not biological…. BESIDES, it’s canon that all babies come from storks in that world, let the man just have a horde of babies because the stork won’t STOP SENDING THEM.