bowling-pins

i just remembered today is american thanksgiving, so what better way to celebrate this american genocide holiday than consumerist fueled garbage

i love how this movie literally only exists because some board directors realized there is no popular animated 3d childrens movie for thanksgiving they can sell to. so they made one.

take shot for:

-hideous bowling pins that are supposedly ‘turkeys’ with feathered heads ????

-goofy male protagonist animal who loves human things and has never been in ~the wild~

-generic love interest who is skinner/has noticable breast/ lighter colour

-another shot for the fact that she is supposedly a ‘native turkey’ from the 1600s with the name Jenny

-these…’chicks’ that are sentient beach balls

-the native turkeys are almost all coded as being red


this movie’s only redeemable qualities:

the love interest has a lazy eye

these weird side characters

Undertale Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie


Yields 8-10 servings

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
Dough
  • 2 ½ cups all purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons sugar
  • ½ vanilla bean
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup salted butter, ice cold
  • ½ cup butter flavor shortening, cubed and ice cold
  • 6 tablespoons buttermilk, chilled
  • Egg wash
Filling
  • 6 tablespoons cornstarch
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 4 egg yolks
  • ¼ cup salted butter
  • ½ cup dark brown sugar
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 2 ½ cups whole milk
  • ½ cup butterscotch chips
Equipment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Pie plate
  • Rolling pin
  • Plastic wrap
  • Dry uncooked beans
  • Small bowl
  • Small square cookie cutter

Let’s get started!

Dough
  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. In a large bowl combine flour, sugar, vanilla bean, and salt.
  3. Add butter and shortening and then work between fingers until the mixture resembles coarse meal.
  4. Drizzle in ice-cold buttermilk and continue working to form dough.
  5. Form the dough into a disc and wrap tightly in plastic wrap and then chill for 2 to 24 hours.
  6. When dough is set, roll it out to ¼ inch thick and place into pie pan and remove the excess.
  7. Roll out dough excess and cut out small squares using the square cookie cutter.
  8. Brush egg wash along the edges and then arrange the dough squares in a pixelated design.
  9. Prick the bottom and inside edges of the pie crust with a fork.
  10. 10. Cover the pie with plastic wrap and then fill it with uncooked beans. Wrap the beans with the excess plastic.Egg wash edges of the crust.
  11. 11. Bake for 35 minutes until golden brown around the edges.
  12. 12. Remove beans and allow it to bake another 10 to 15 minutes. Remove and let cool.
Filling
  1. In medium bowl whisk cornstarch, salt and egg yolks until smooth. Add the milk.
  2. In a saucepan, melt butter over medium high heat and add dark brown sugar, and bring to a boil, whisking constantly. Cook 3 minutes.
  3. Whisk in cream to the sugar mixture and then slowly whisk in egg mixture.
  4. Add salt and cinnamon and then bring to a boil, whisking constantly.
  5. Once thickened remove from heat and then whisk in butterscotch chips.

Time to decorate!

  1. Pour the filling into the pie shell and then smooth the top.
  2. Place the pie on a cooling rack for 1 hour and then place pie in the fridge to completely cooled.
  3. Remove Pie from fridge and cut a slice, serve with whipped cream and cinnamon stick garnish.
MORE PHICHIT!!!

So yesterday one person asked me if I could provide a picture of the location in the background of my previous rant and I thought that’s a very good idea. So here it is the recent picture of the building I took this morning and the anime one for you guys to compare.

I have to take it from across the street because for the same angle means I have to stand in the streets, and I still want to continue watching my baby. You notice the bowling pin is gone due to the bowling alley going busted awhile back. So there you have it my new Phichit post.

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NOT!!!

YOU THINK THAT IS IT? THAT ONE LAME COMPARISON IS IN NEED OF ONE WHOLE NEW POST? SURE FIRST IT WAS ONLY GOING TO BE THAT BUT THEN I THINK HEY WHY NOT TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER? DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY DECIDE TO ANIMATE THAT BUILDING OUT OF ALL THE MORE MODERN AND ATTRACTIVE BUILDINGS AROUND HERE? THAT’S BECAUSE IN THERE ON THE TOP FLOOR MY FRIEND IS AN INDOOR ICE SKATING RINK. THE SAME RINK MY BABY FACETIME YURI FROM!!!

FUCKING

BOOM

YOUR WELCOME!!!

Also you know what I just realized? In the first episode he was pulling a travelling bag along which might means he just got back to Thailand from Detroit. And he’s walking to the right of the screen whICH IS TOWARDS MY HOUSE (or maybe to the bus stop right off screen but I want to keep it positive).

MY BABY IS SO NEARBY!!!

THE MORE I KNOW THE MORE I CAN’T!!!

Game of Thrones Direwolf Bread


Yields 3 small loaves

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 4 cups all purpose flour
  • 4 tablespoons brown sugar
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ stick butter, cubed and ice cold
  • 1 ¾ cups buttermilk
  • 1 egg
  • 1 teaspoon orange zest
Equipment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Zester
  • Rolling pin
  • Sharp knife
  • Baking sheet lined with parchment paper
  • Egg wash

Let’s get Started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. In a large bowl mix the flour, brown sugar, baking soda and salt.
  3. Add the butter and mix until the dough is dry and crumbly.
  4. In a medium bowl, mix the buttermilk, egg and orange zest. Then mix into the dry ingredients while on low speed.
  5. Remove dough from the bowl and knead for 2 minutes.
  6. Place dough back into bowl, cover and let rest for 20-30 minutes.
  7. Roll out dough and cut into desired shape, place onto baking sheet lined with parchment paper and brush with egg wash.
  8. Bake 30 minutes or until golden-brown.
  9. Remove from oven and allow to cook slightly, then serve.

bowling alleys are so good? the weird carpeting. the weird backdrops usually involving pictures of bowling pins/bowling balls + bright colors behind the lanes. the arcades that always include an air hockey table, claw machine, & galaga/pac-man. the little areas where you sit and wait your turn. the bowling lanes themselves. the shoes bunches of other people have worn. the snack bars w/ shitty curly fries