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Smol Chat {Part 1}

A/N: Hey y’all soooo…. Y’all are probably wondering what this is. This is a lil text chat series that I’m doing. SO BASICALLY READER IS IN THIS TOO SO YEET. ENJOY. FEEDBACK IS GREATLY APPRECIATED FOR THIS SERIES. GIVE ME IDEAS FOR RANDOM CRAP THEY  CAN TALK ABOUT. (also lil burr is so underappreciated in this cRYING)

Part 2~~Part 3~~Masterlist~~~

Pairing: EVERYONE IN HAMILTON (SORT OF) X READER (lovey dovey between John and Reader is coming next part ;))

AU: All texting (you’ve been warned) 

(these are the text names just to clarify because it may be confusing) ALEXANDER: Godamilton~~~~~JOHN: SmolTurtle~~~~~BURR: IncludeMePlease~~~~LAFAYETTE: Laffy_Taffy~~~~HERCULES: Hunkules~~~~~ELIZA: SinnamonRoll~~~~ANGELICA: NeverSatisfied~~~~PEGGY: LilBean~~~~~THOMAS: Jeffersin~~~JAMES MADISON: JimmyNeutron~~~READER: urmom(y/n)~~~~THEODOSIA: TheoDoe~~GWASH: MisterWashington~~~KING GEORGE: BowDownPeasants~~~Maria Reynolds: MissMariaReynolds


Godamilton added SmolTurtle, IncludeMePlease, Laffy_Taffy, Hunkules, SinnamonRoll, NeverSatisfied, LilBean, Jeffersin, JimmyNeutron, MissMariaReynolds, UrMom(Y/N), TheoDoe, MisterWashington and BowDownPeasants to the Chat ITSHAMILTIME

Godamilton: HEY KIDS

IncludeMePlease: Why

SmolTurtle: AY

UrMom(Y/N): Wtf is this It’s 5:00 in the morning

Godamilton: THE BEST GROUP CHAT YOU WILL EVER LAY EYES ON HOT STUFF

SinnamonRoll: Excuse Me?

Godamilton: C R A P

Godamilton: SHH ELIZA I LOVE YOU

UrMom(Y/N): Alexander Hamilton wrecking his own relationship one step at a time

SinnamonRoll: W A IT

SinnamonRoll: ALEX WHERE ARE YOU

Godamilton: O………….

SmolTurtle: O………

Godamilton: I may or may not be with John and Lafayette and Hercules at the bar….

SinnamonRoll: You’re all dead

SmolTurtle: Pls no I’m innoccebt

UrMom(Y/N): John how drunk are you

SmolTurtle: I dunno

UrMom(Y/N): im coming to the bar

SmolTurtle: wat why

Godamilton: AW JOHN IS GETTING FLUSTERED 

SmolTurtle: Am not

Godamilton: JOHN IM LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU

UrMom(Y/N): im at the bar and about to pummel John just for you Eliza

SinnamonRoll: Aw thanks (Y/N)! This is why you’re my friend.

SmolTurtle: WHAT NO

Godamilton: HA

IncludeMePlease: What is happening? I’m trying to sleep.

UrMom(Y/N): I just slapped John across the face 

SmolTurtle: IM WOUNDED

UrMom(Y/N): I hate you.

SmolTurtle: You know you love me

Laffy_Taffy: You sure love (Y/N) mon ami ;)

Hunkules: John is getting very flustered and I don’t think it’s the pain from you slapping him

Godamilton: He’s excited that you touched him

Jeffersin: What is this

JimmyNeutron: ^^^^

Godamilton: why are you both awake at the same time 

JimmyNeutron:……………

Jeffersin: ;)

Godamilton: GROSS

UrMom(Y/N): why must I slap everyone today

JimmyNeutron: what

Jeffersin: what

UrMom(Y/N): I’m heading to your shared apartment so if y’all are naked please get dressed

Jeffersin: ;)

MisterWashington: Why are all of you children awake? It is much too early for your adolescent brains. You are still developing you do know? And Mister Jefferson. No one needs to know about your little relationship with Mister Madison. 

Godamilton: OOOHH JEFFERSON WAS JUST ROASTED BY WASHINGTON

Jeffersin: stfu

UrMom(Y/N): I’m here. Y’all better be dressed.

Jeffersin: SHE SLAPPED ME AND JAMES WAS JUST LEFT TO SIT AFRAID IN THE CORNER

UrMom(Y/N): You know you love me

SmolTurtle: No he doesn’t

Laffy_Taffy: That was a fast response ;)

SmolTurtle: Shut up

Jeffersin: what if I do love (Y/N) ;)

JimmyNeutron: Excuse me

SinnamonRoll: Alex. Hun. Come home I have a surprise.

Godamilton: IM COMING

SmolTurtle: ;)

UrMom(Y/N): ;)

Jeffersin: ;)

Hunkules: ;)

Laffy_Taffy: ;)

Godamilton: ELIZA POURED WATER ON ME

UrMom(Y/N): This is why Eliza is my friend.

NeverSatisfied: wat is happening

IncludeMePlease: ^^^

LilBean:^^^

MissMariaReynolds: ^^^^

TheoDoe: ^^^^

BowDownPeasants: Why am I here?

MisterWashington: I told you children to sleep! NOW.

UrMom(Y/N): you’re not my dad

MisterWashington: (Y/N) (L/N) I swear to God.

UrMom(Y/N): fine

Jeffersin: fine

Godamilton: fine

SmolTurtle: fineeee

JimmyNeutron: Yes sir

IncludeMePlease: I WAS ASLEEP BUT YOU IDIOTS WOKE ME UP

BowDownPeasants: For once I agree with Mister Burr.

MisterWashington: SLEEP

IncludeMePlease: Fine

BowDownPeasants: Fine


A/N: I HOPE Y’ALL LIKE THIS SERIES

Originally posted by hamiltonmemes

Smol Chat {Part 3}

“A/N: Hey y’all so I have finally established ships for this series! Also. This series is simply just so that I can still be active because school has been a pain and I couldn’t get requests done. But break is coming up and writing will (i hope) become more consistent! {ships are lafayette X mulligan~~angelica X jefferson X james madison (poly)~~alexander X eliza~~john laurens X reader~~burr X theodosia~~maria X peggy~~}

AU: ALL texting

Pairing: Almost everyone in hamilton X reader

(these are the text names just to clarify because it may be confusing) ALEXANDER: Godamilton~~~~~JOHN: SmolTurtle~~~~~BURR: IncludeMePlease~~~~LAFAYETTE: Laffy_Taffy~~~~HERCULES: Hunkules~~~~~ELIZA: SinnamonRoll~~~~ANGELICA: NeverSatisfied~~~~PEGGY: LilBean~~~~~THOMAS: Jeffersin~~~JAMES MADISON: JimmyNeutron (changed in this part to Jemmyisdone)~~~READER: urmom(y/n)~~~~THEODOSIA: TheoDoe~~GWASH: MisterWashington~~~KING GEORGE: BowDownPeasants~~~Maria Reynolds: MissMariaReynolds


UrMom(Y/N): y’all this chat has been inactive for like a week wassup

Godamilton: jeFFERSON IS PISSING ME OFF

Jeffersin: who me?

JemmyIsDone: whoever changed my username knows me too well

NeverSatisfied: i do dont i? ;)

Godamilton: jEFFERSON GO BACK TO DOING WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICHELLO

JefferSin: i mean i live with what i did in montichello

JemmyIsDone: that

Godamilton:  JEMMY REALLY

Godamilton: I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS

SinnamonRoll: alex calm down

Godamilton: mY WIFE

SinnamonRoll: yes I am your wife

Godamilton: bETSEY

SinnamonRoll: alex pls

MissMariaReynolds: peggy is being mean to me

LilBean: all i did was leave you in the mall all alone

MissMariaReynolds: coME BACK FOR ME

LilBean: fine

TheoDoe: im going to add burr again simply because i want to make him angry

TheoDoe added IncludeMePlease to the chat ItsHamiltime

IncludeMePlease: why

IncludeMePlease: please no

UrMom(Y/N): ayy its burr

BowDownPeasants: why am i still in this chat

Godamilton: honestly i have no idea

Godamilton: maybe y/n likes you or something

SmolTurtle: excuse me?

UrMom(Y/N): aw john dont worry i hate george

BowDownPeasants: dont make me go to washington and tell him that you are being mean.

UrMom(Y/N): he doesnt control me

Godamilton: for once i agree with snobby white kid 

Godamilton: last time i said something mean washington came to my house and whooped me with a purse

SinnamonRoll: rip

Godamilton: BETSEY

SinnamonRoll: alex

SinnamonRoll: no

MisterWashington: Hello Children.

Godamilton: DAD

MisterWashington: Alex I will disown you. 

UrMom(Y/N): johN IS FIGHTING WITH LEE AT A CARNIVAL 

Godamilton: FITE FITE FITE

UrMom(Y/N); i’d rather them not john is my ride home

Godamilton: F I T E

IncludeMePlease: i understand none of you

IncludeMePlease: everyone sucks in this chat

TheoDoe: excuse me?

IncludeMePlease: cRAP

IncludeMePlease: SHH THEO I LOVE YOU

IncludeMePlease: WAIT I WASNT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT

IncludeMePlease: THIS IS WHY YOU DONT DO THINGS THAT HAMILTON DOES

TheoDoe:……….

UrMom(Y/N): OTP

BowDownPeasants: how cute

BowDownPeasants: now i will make myself productive instead of being here with you losers

BowDownPeasants: AH’ GOODBYE


A/N: YAY THIRD PART DONE {AND GIF THAT RELATES TO THE END OF THE PART}

Originally posted by today4utomorrow4netflix

Choose your own adventure:

1) Walking away from Elena like…

2) Walking away from Stefan like…

3) Walking away from Mystic Falls as it burns to the ground like… 

4) Walking into Nola like…

5) Showing herself after Klaus wonders who the new vampire in town is reeking havoc like…

7) Bringing back Katherine like…

8) Killing Hayley like…

9) Draining Cami dry like…

10) Walking into Klaus’s bedroom like…

11) Walking out of Klaus’s bedroom like…

12) Taking her throne like…

# I’m too hot, hot damn #The queen is coming #bowdownpeasants