bow wow baby

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.

if people were elements,
then we are ice and fire.

your touch is frost upon my burning skin,
my breath melts your frozen heart.
your kiss is cool against my lips,
and my heat warms you all the way down
to the tips of your toes.

and although we could complement each other,
beckon the other away from the end of polarity
to come and meet in the middle,
too much of one

will eliminate the other.

—  and i’d never forgive myself if i caused your destruction, c.j.n.
Stoned love

Stop messing round with that fire,
Living like love is just a gun for hire,
Cos one moment its just messing round,
To your wiki saying she’s your spouse,
Oh but its not just girls,
Cos yeah one moment I was tearing off her blouse,
Now she says she’s living in my house,

Babe I know you said you’d never smoke pot,
Its just; that burned Like your first splif,
Now we just hanging around in the dark, you’re pale as a ghost.
Stop messing round now, cos am too stoned,
You’re know I can’t save you cos in this game am too gone,

She’s only seventeen, and thinks at sixteen am all there is,
But a degenerate kind, baby am definitely not what you need,
She wants to dance with devil, Mr brownstone is just grave,
Oh Y’know the drugs will drown her out, just too young,
Can’t believe this is my life, smoking and fucking in the back,

Wondering Who Exactly Is Bow Wow's Baby Mama???

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If you are like me, you wanted to know who Bow Wow’s Baby Mama is. Well she is model and video vixen, Joie Chavis. She goes by the name Miss Joie and has been featured in magazines such as Black Men, videos and even a McDonald’s commercial. Even though she is labeled as a “video hoe,” she is actually the rapper’s ex-girlfriend. 

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She is a very beautiful young lady and looks like a scary cross between Angela Simmons and Ciara.

But new news has sparked, Chavis did NOT place Bow on the birth certificate because she was upset with him and he was M.I.A. during the birth. Bow Wow didn’t show up until it was time for the two to go home six days later. Now that Bow Wow has come out about the birth of the baby, she has had a change of heart. That was pretty fucked up! How can you deny that man his rights as a father like he didn’t have a part in creating the baby? Anyway, congrats to the both of them, that baby is beautiful!

the greatest moments from Phineas and Ferb:
  • BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS
  • ”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”
  • ”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”
  • when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies
  • “My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”
  • Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips
  • “Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible.  And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”
  • Buford’s cupid costume
  • ”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”
  • ”So, do I know romance or what?”  “What.”  “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”
  • Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS.  LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT
  • Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender
  • ”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”
  • ”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*
  • STAR WARS CROSSOVER
  • MARVEL CROSSOVER
  • when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever
  • Running from love in a bear suit
  • that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box
  • “Paulllll Bunyan’s!  Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”
  • “Mom!  Phineas and Ferb made me!”  “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”
  • Baljeet and Buford’s bromance
  • the episode when they got the band back together.  Just…that episode in its entirety.
  • “Hit it Carl!”  “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”  *Carl pulls lever anyway*
  • when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness
  • “It’s a scientific fact!”
  • “I’m you from the future!”  “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”
  • “I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time.  No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”
  • when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no!  We do not bite the elderly!”
  • Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa
  • when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song
  • Planty the Potted Plant
  • “GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”
  • Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance
  • Tuff Shoo Laysizz
  • “TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”
  • O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)
  • “My watermelon!”
  • the giant floating baby head
  • Lots of me
  • when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed
  • when Monogram kept laughing about Doofenshmirtz being abbreviated as Doof
All Budding Things

Title: All Budding Things

Author: @aloysiavirgata

Pairing: Mulder/Scully, William

Timeline: Post The Truth AU

Summary:  For this anon: Having the worst week ever with exams coming up and getting the flu. Can you please write something AU about M/S celebrating William’s first birthday together on the run as a family? Maybe throw in a little smut too where appropriate? Something sad but sweet? YOUR WORK WILL BRING ME BACK TO LIFE.

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They try not to go to stores with William if it can be helped. Babies attract attention and babies who sometimes make small objects sail about attract even more. They dress him in girls’ clothing to obfuscate further, call him Lily when they’re out.

He sleeps in dresser drawers, runs his chubby hands over his mother’s brown pixie cut and his father’s scruffy beard. Mulder plays roll-the-ball with him on motel floors, teaches him how to pat friendly dogs and how to fingerpaint in the bathtub. Scully reads him books she finds at the Goodwill, makes sure he’s getting adequate nutrition and medical care. She cuddles him to sleep while he nurses, finally able to let her guard down and enjoy him.

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a sleepless night

Here is my @jilytober submission - a few hours early. It’s been an immense joy (actually rather devastating!) to read other jilytober fics that showcase how the war would’ve wounded Jily even if they had survived. However, I decided to give Jily lots of babies instead! :) Thanks for including me!

Every so often James Potter wakes up from the same nightmare.

It starts with him playing with a baby – only one baby, so he is certain it is Harry – blowing puffs of smoke out of his wand, which Harry tries to catch with infant fists. But the night is late, and James surrenders Harry to Lily who whisks him upstairs because it is her night to put him to bed. He considers joining her, considers watching as his son is rocked and sung to sleep, but instead rubs his eyes in his own tiredness and tosses his wand on the couch.

He is only a few steps away when the front door blasts open. His next move is a reflex, running down the hall, calling to Lily in words he can never remember when he wakes, and seeing a starch white face silhouetted in the dark background of the night sky. His mind thinks of Lily and Harry, then Sirius and Remus – and then the wand is raised, a green light blinds him and everything goes black.

Tonight he wakes up in a cold sweat, as though he has just done his morning run around the neighborhood (something he has been doing every morning for the last three weeks after Lily lovingly poked at his not-so-flat stomach). His eyes fly open but the darkness of the night and the lack of glasses provide little stability to his frantic state. But he feels her, and turns to his right and can see her faintly beside him – where she always is, red-hair splayed on her pillow, half curled up, half encroaching on his side of the bed as usual - though she never admits to it while awake. He wants to lie back beside her and get more rest, but his mind carries his feet out of their bedroom.

He walks down the hallway as silently as he can, pausing at the boys’ bedroom door to peer inside. Harry and Monty’s shadows are visible in their beds. There are various other shadows scattered around the room and though he would have to address that in the morning, it doesn’t bother him tonight. It is a sign of lived lives, of laughter and joy, and he can’t find it within him to get upset about that. For a moment the infant Harry flashes in his mind, and though it has been several years since Harry was that small he recalls with great detail the image of his eldest son as a baby. He silently considers tormenting Harry about it tomorrow over breakfast, and maybe casually leaving Harry’s baby photos lying around when Ron and Hermione come over next. Smiling at the thought, he silently retreats from the doorway.

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