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Imagine Your OTP #26

Imagine your OTP the first time they held hands(at least, romantically).

A and B walking together, side-by-side. B already tried to initiate hand-holding, but tripped. Luckily, A just laughed.

They unconsciously start gravitating towards each other, giggling about some old joke. A stares at B’s face, trying to memorize every plane and line. B just enjoys the other’s company and hopes for a future, even if it only lasts a week.

They don’t know it, but their hands slowly become entangled. Pinkies entwine, knuckles press against each other, an unconscious thumb war begins. B’s hand is eternally frozen, whilst A’s practically a furnace.

Finally, they realize they’re holding hands. They smile at each other and walk on.

anonymous asked:

How would 2ps react to their smol young daughter doing something funny in front of the camera and becoming a world wide meme? Like there are litreally fans of her around the world

2p America: That’s my baby!

2p England: Awwwwww everyone loves my cutiepie!

2p France:….we could make money off of this

2p Russia:…..what’s a meme?

2p China: I AM THE FATHER OF THE MEME QUEEN! BOW TO ME PEASANTS!

2p Italy: Of course my bambina is a star

2p Germany: NOICE!

2p Japan: makes more recordings of daughter and basically becomes a millionaire overnight

2p Romano: MY BAMBINA IS SO CUTE AND FAMOUS! TAKE THAT LINDA AND YOUR DRY RED VELVET CUPCAKES!

2p Prussia: Wow, I’m glad everyone loves her

2p Austria:…I could make use of this!

So I saw a post of what would happen if the characters of attack on titan were actors...
  • HISTORIA: Okay... I'll do it... I'll bear the burden of acting as queen... BOW DOWN PEASANTS!! Sorry sorry...
  • JEAN: Marco... Marco... (Marco off screen: POLO) GODDAMNIT
  • HANJI: Say... which are you more fond of? Your right or your left tentacle? TESTICLE. I MEAN TESTICLE (Levi laughing his ass of in the background)
  • JEAN: You're friends, potatoes, are in there... wait, is that the actual line? What the heck?
  • JEAN: Why won't my horse come back? (Eren off screen: CAUSE YOU'RE THE HORSE) EREN I SWEAR TO WALL MARIA
  • REINER: You don't seem like the type of woman who's into men. (Connie off screen: HA GAYYYYY)
  • EREN: (to the collosal titan) Hey, its been five years. (Bertl off screen: OH I'VE MISSED YOU BUDDY!)
  • PIXIS: I wouldn't mind being eaten by a (laughs) sorry, sorry... scorchingly hot (pfftt) lady titan. (Annie off screen: WHOOP WHOOP)
  • JEAN: What is it Eren? Hon hon hon... (Marco off screen: *trying really hard not to laugh* ohmygod you're trying to be French)
  • IAN & MIKASA: Go on... protect your boyfriend. // I will... WAIT NO... I MEAN HE IS FAMILY
  • LEVI & MIKASA: Look around Eren, at all these (snorts) big-ass trees. // Ahhhh they're so beautiful, these... these big-ass trees. (Levi: *laughing*)
  • OLUO: *bites tongue whilst on horse* GODDAMNIT. SORRY! (Director: Keep it! Keep going!) (Petra: *laughing really hard and trying to cover for him*)
  • MIKASA: Sasha just... Sasha just ripped... she just... (Armin snorting beside her) she farted sir. Very loudly. (trying not to laugh) CUT! TRY AGAIN! (Armin finally collapses beside her)

HELLO EVERYONE ITS CLIVE. I LOVE WRITING IN ALL CAPS AND ALSO ANIA IS MY PEASANT QUEEN ALL HAIL THE PEASANT QUEEN ANIA. BOW DOWN TO HER GREATNESS. WE WILL NOW PLAY HER THEME SONG! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

The Raw Women's Survivor Series Team in a Nutshell
  • Charlotte: I AM THE QUEEN, YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN, PEASANTS!
  • Dana Brooke: *flexing aggressively*
  • Sasha: *too busy making googly eyes at Bayley*
  • Nia Jax: I hate all of you
  • Alicia Fox: [screaming]
  • Bayley: I'm just happy to be here :)
Things I have thought while trying to art

Poseposeposeposeposepose f c u k what is pose

hOW DO YOU START THOSE BASE CIRCLE THINGIES

Help

sH E L OOKS LI KE A DEMENETED SE A CREA TU R E WH A T AM I D O IN G

Apparently I don’t know what my own spe c i es looks l i k e because who would e ve r know th a t

Derp. Just. Derp. All of it.

*goes to restart* *ends up being worse than the previous attempt* fu ck m e fuck my life fuck this fuck that fuck everything why am I even trying

WHERE THE FUCK DID MY ERASER GO

*drops pencil* f U C K I SWeaR iF yOu bRO KE- *picks up pencil* … *throws it across the room* #ragequit

*frantically moving ten thousand different things* *ends up rearranging whole room* SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DID MY ERASER GO

W h y a m I d o o m e d t o t h i s s u f f e r i n g s o m e o n e p l e a s e e n d m y m i s e r y

*moves sketchbook aN INCH* *sees eraser* tHERE YOU ARE YOU LIL’ SHIT

*tries to erase one tiny line* *entire page turns black from smudges, eight other things are erased, entire drawing is gone to the point of no return* eVE RY D A MN TIM E

I’m drowning in a sea of eraser shavings tell my cat I loved her

*gets one drawing done that I’m extremely proud of* This is it my time has come to rule the universe where is my crown now bow before your queen, peasants