bow chicas bow

arirashkae  asked:

Fluff prompt: “If you would have just kissed them, we wouldn’t be in this mess! Now we’re tied up on traintracks about to be smushed like bugs!”

This prompt was so unique it totally threw me for a loop at first, but writing it was so much fun! Thank you!!

Train Tracks

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Pairings: pre-tuckington

Grif turns his head to shoot Wash a side-eyed glare. “If you’d just fucking kissed him when you were supposed to, we wouldn’t be in this mess! Now we’re tied up on train tracks about to be smushed like bugs!”
Wash blinks. Then,
“What?!”

Or, Wash and Grif find themselves in a bind, and Wash really doesn’t have time for this conversation.

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The fresh and new refsheet for Ht!sans is done!

Other things to know about him in the Au:
-1m75 tall
-He works directly for Asgore as the army general
-His magical bow can also be a blaster when he seals his soul on it. (more info about magical weapons later-)
-Dark pupils appears when he’s angry/excited
-The viewfiender in his eye-socket can zoom for a better aiming
-He killed many, many, maaaaaany humans 
-He hates humans because “they’re useless virus who can’t even take care of their planet”

I think that’s all for now!
The next one will probably be the new design for Frisk 

Also Hi to the new followers and thank you to be here! I really hope that you’ll all going to like the Huntertale Au c: ~ 

BOW CHICA BOW WOWWWWWWWWW. IT’S LENA-MEISTER AGAIN. COMING BACK FROM ZEE PARIS VACAY, I BRING TO YOU ALL, MY BEAUTIFUL SELF!!!! 

ALSO I GOT MARRIED TO THE WORLD’S HOTTEST HUNK EVER

  • Alec: what happened to you?
  • Jace: picked a fight with a pack of werewolves. You have something on your neck
  • Alec: [covers neck] what?
  • Jace: looks like a bite mark. What have you been doing all day anyway?
  • Alec: [turns red] nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head
  • Jace: and ran into a vampire?
  • Alec: what? No! I fell
  • Jace: on your neck?

Imagine Tucker dancing in his locked room when he didn’t have to watch the Reds, headphones in to an old MP3 filled with Old Earth Songs.

And when Caboose asks Church, “What’s Tucker doing?”

Church responses with a head shake and, “You don’t want to know,”

Cause Tucker sometimes makes small noises when dancing and Church assumes Tucker is jerking off (cause why else would Lavernius “Bow-Chica-Bow-Wow” Tucker do behind a locked door???)

Разумеется, я в курсе, что в светских кружках Тамблера, принято презрительно относиться к количеству читателей. Мол-де, какая это всё труха и пепел бытия. Охи-вздохи, я не такая, я жду трамвая.

Кам-он, пипл. Все мы этого хотим. Зачем стесняться жажды признания? Страшно, что кто-то узнает о вашем чувстве собственной важности? Ну конечно, гораздо правильнее же об этом молчать и украдкой подмечтовывать под одеялком. И никто-никто не узнает! Тсс!

Вазаааап! По плану я должен был достигнуть шестой сотни до января, но так тоже круто. Ооо, я растекаюсь.

Bow-chica-bow-bow!

И традиционное: спасибо, что вы со мной, милипупсюсики. 

melindaington  asked:

What if what if. (Not sad this time, I promise!) During a firefight one of the Dick Squad yells: "I don't want to die a virgin!" Simmons yells back: "you won't!" Everyone slowly turns to look at Simmons. "Die, I mean! You won't--I--no dying!" And in the distance everyone hears a resounding " bow chica bow wow!"