bout time i started the alphabet again

The instruments as "history of Japan" quotes
  • flute: "...and Japan says, 'can you MAYBE chill'"
  • piccolo: "and Russia says, 'how bout maybe YOU chill'"
  • oboe: "...and using the latest technology. like stones, and bowls"
  • English horn: "knock knock, it's Europe"
  • clarinet: "'♪ no don't do that if you're in the League of Nations you're not supposed to try to take over the world ♪'"
  • bass clarinet: "and Japan said, '♫♪ how bout I do, anyway ♪♫'"
  • saxophone: "open the county. stop having it be closed"
  • French horn: "so the Mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. but they tried again, and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese, but then died in a tornado"
  • trumpet: "...and they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book. about themselves"
  • trombone: "the United States started helping Britain because they are ♫♪ good friends ♪♫"
  • euphonium: "...and started not helping Japan because ♫♪ their friends and our friends are not friends ♪♫..."
  • tuba: "...♪♫ plus they're planning on invaaading the entire ocean ♪♫"
  • percussion: "you also get to join the post-war mega alliance ♫♪ the League of Nations ♪♫ whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world"
  • violin I: "♫♪ hire a samurai ♪♫"
  • violin II: "correction: rich important people hired samurai. poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai"
  • viola: "but then the miracle wears off, but everything's still pretty cool I guess. bye!"
  • cello: "vote now on your phones. and everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down"
  • bass: "the shogun actually didn't care, he was off somewhere doing poetry"
  • piano: "but this one was the most most important, ruled by a heavenly superperson, or emperor for short"