bottom kind of guy

pearlofdawn  asked:

Your art is flipping gorgeous, how long did it take you to achieve such greatness? And are you drawing on a desktop/computer/laptop? If you are, you're a sorcerer! I can barely use pencil and paper to draw a figure! Please continue to draw, it really makes my day.

Ahhh thanks so much! Tbh i dont know if it’s a matter of time, people improve at different rates. I draw both on my computer and my tablet/ipad but I do pencil sketches as well. 

hehe im happy enough to be able to put a smile on people’s faces. Thanks so much for your kind words! 

Originally posted by purestcharacteroftheday

NSFW Headcanons with Jean Kirschstein

+ He’s very vocal.

+ He loves when you’re on top.

+ Jean loves to watch you play with yourself.

+ His favorite thing is receiving a blow job.

+ Having sex in semi public places are a regular thing.

+ Jean has a high sex drive.

+ He secretly wants a threesome with you and Eren.

+ He’s an ass kind of guy so he worships your bottom every chance he gets.

+ Spanking.

+ He loves it when you whimper. It’ll make him cum at the snap of a finger.

+ Lots and lots of love bites.

+ His favorite position is reverse cowgirl (insert horse joke here)

+ He’s 8 inches when hard.

+ He likes to pull out and cum on your ass.

+ Dirty talk.

+ He can last about an hour in bed.

+ The sounds of him moaning are so explicit.

+ His tongue does wonders.

Originally posted by tatakaeeren

game grumps ask meme.

“Dude, just… just pity laugh, at least!”
“I don’t wanna kill anybody, I’m a pacifist. Ooops, killed six people.”
“Six is the number of Def Leppard members, almost.”
“Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke.”
“Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so?”
“Remember kids, if you wanna defeat the evil power, you better fucking find the nearest sharpest sword and run as fast as you can.”
“I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.”
“Having a great time being in immeasurable pain.”
“Yes, have you ever heard of brapnel? That’s baby shrapnel.”
“Wait, mechanical bird is plane. I just realized.”
“Crazy how dead you are, I mean like, wow.”
“I didn’t have any problem at all after I died twice.”
“Such a nice man we ripped off there.”
“I’ll never put on pants.”
“Checkers would be better with badgers.”
“HEY LADIES. I’M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME’S TOM JONES. GIMME THIRTY APPLES. …TWENTY-FIVE APPLES”
“She’s adorable! Until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature, then ya gotta hit her with the lead pipe.”
“Stop dancing at me!”
“I have some very important masturbating to do.”
“You make me have to pee, always.”
“Whales are just Earth’s way of taking a shit.”
“I like it when Luigi’s happy. It makes me smile.”
“You know when you get high, and you start floating five feet off the ground, and gain a Spanish accent?”
“Whenever you talk about being high, it always just shows how much you’ve clearly never gotten high before.”
“Dude, what if hell was up?!”
“I will raise that chicken as if it were my own daughter… who I turned into chicken fingers.”
“‘Becky with the good hair’ sounds too much like ‘caramel corn’?”
“I! WANT! MURDER!”
“Even 90s rock won’t make me feel good about this!”
“This might be the drugs talking, but I love drugs.”
“That’s one boopity you shouldn’t have shmoopled.”
“Am I nude right now?”
“It’d be weird to sleep amongst your dead friends.”
“Are you here to repent for your chins?”
“Why am I not eating ice cream for every meal?”
“This taxi is bae.”
“The world is full of magic. Horrible, horrible magic.”
“Jesus is my drug.”
“I don’t know anything about memes.”
“You would say that, no matter what, me from another dimension that runs a porn ring.”
“I’m a milk-based life form.”
“I fucked a cantaloupe once.”
“Awww babe, look at us, we have our own cam girl operation.”
“Everyone who works for us gradually becomes more gay in their interactions because… we are always getting… weirdly gay with each other.”
“Shut up, ya tweezer!”
“And Half-Life 3, I don’t know anything about Half-Life 3, other than that everyone says it’s confirmed.”
“Good thing you’ve got fingers and wrists of steel, from that straight jacking.”
“I’ve learned the importance of being cuddled.”
“Hi, I’m a musician with a huge penis. Do you know where I can find guitars and Magnum condoms?”
“Baths are amazing, especially when you bring a friend.”
“Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.”
“We’ve broken several laws.”
“What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!”
“I’M READY TO BREED!”
“‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’”
“These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’”
“As I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.”
“When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?”
“If there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.”
“Just get abducted! We are your saviors, we’re flying in the sky- treat us as your new gods.”
“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”
“Water is just… air juice.”
“Uh… Doctor, could you put tits on my thumbs?”
“We hang out… we touch each other…”
“Does anyone have a paper bag I can hyperventilate into?”
“2016 is the year of the butt.”
“If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else.”
“You make another joke like that, and I’m gonna have to beat you to death with your own shoes.”
“Whoa, look at this trapezoid-headed Funyon ring!”
“I have to take off my jacket because I’m getting hot because this sucks so bad.”
“He died as he lived: covered in mayonnaise.”
“Who wears pants anymore? So 2015.”
“What took you so long, you butt plug?!”
“Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’”
“Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.””
“As long as I live, I will never stop loving your random bursts of outrage.”
“Like I would kill a friend… without watching.”
“With your Phd and my also being here, we can solve any problem.”
“I love watching you guys suffer.”
“Man, the void of nothingness is kinda lame.”
“Sometimes you gotta take time and smell the roses. And sometimes you’re gonna be a guy jacking yourself off while you’re rubbing a girl in a video game.”
“I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian.”
“Oh my god, do we have to kill him while he’s asleep?”
“I feel dead inside, but at least I had pie.”
“This is nice. We’re all bathing in the warm glow of murder.”
“The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious.”
“Murder is a spectator sport.”
“Today’s been a day. A day full of tasty, tasty murder.”
“Man, I wish anime was human history.”
“99 red balloons… Something- something- German song.”
“If you wanna have sex you don’t have to make a little song about it, like just come right out and ask.”
“If only I could have sex with my own brain. That would be a mind-fuck.”
“I am not nature. I am nurture.”
“Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they died?”
“Tell me what you’re gonna do to me.”
“Taco Bell cures diabetes.”
“Rule number one of babysitting? DON’T STEP ON THE BABY!”
“Play for my amusement, child.”
“How does a ghost enter a skeleton? And I don’t mean that in a sexy way.”
“You’re locked the closet with the dildo!”
“Yeah, I’ve been drunk on pot before. What of it?”
“You are the worst son ever.”
“Shut up, this is my moment of time shine!”
“Bro, can I be honest with you guys right now? I love defiling things.”
“I wanna touch everything with my boner, including my boner!”
“When you’re married, you can announce your boners everywhere.”
“I am enjoying my pot! Take that out of context.”
“Dude, what if you were next to a supernova when it supernovaed?”
“…and she’s like COVERED in butter.”
“I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.”
“What are the animals crossing, exactly?”
“I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’”
“And you know what? We’re tied right now, like brothers… only one brother is significantly smarter and more handsome than the other and has like 15 years more life experience.”
“Frick to the 30th power!”
“My eyebrows are slippery and slimy. I grease them.”
“This is literally just elementary hydrodynamics, I can’t believe you can’t grasp this.”
“Well look the important thing that I’m having fun and other people aren’t.”
“I would fuck everything on the screen including the animals and the bicycle.”
“How dare you know stuff about things. I’m gonna beat you up with my fists… that are made of stuff and things.”
“Spyyyder Loops™ cereal…. made with… spiders.”
“I’m a bottom kind of guy.”
“Can you see my labia in this fucking costume?”
“Just bros bein’ bros…”
“I never feel quite as alone as I do when I play Burger Time.”
“If you do this… I’m gonna be mildly impressed with you.”
“I don’t know how to be interesting, could you give me advice?”
“I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY BRAIN VAGINA.”
“I’m kind of amazing at everything I do.”
“I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!”
“I would get a photo-realistic tattoo of your face on my inner thigh.”
“Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!”
“Follow your stupid fucking dreams.”
“Everyone does crack at some point in their lives. It’s pretty much a rite of passage.”
“I wanna know where Luigi is!”
“Nothin’ wrong with that. Get clean, get clean with the lord.”
“You’re on page 2, and I’m on page…uh, furiously concentrating on not throwing up from this Nutella situation.”
“I wish you could jump inside my skin and know what I know, and feel what I feel.”
“I’m feeling fly for a caucasian man.”
“I will actually strangle you with my bare hands and feet.”
“Don’t call me “bro” in an accusatory tone!”
“This is a good yiff right here.”
“My friends! I love killing my friends.”
“Now I am the one who is bitch.”
“He died as he lived: eating chicken McNuggets.”
“Well, thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.”
“DIE! DIE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!”
“I could tell by his briefly angry eyebrows that he’s someone we should be stabbing.”
“A blunt is a maridujuana.”
“If you can’t beat em, Shoot ‘em with a gun!”
“Getting kicked in the nuts is not an event, it’s a process.”
“My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.”
“Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird.”
“Aw jimminey-jillakers. Gee-whiz Batman. Aw frick. Oh jeezum.”
“And you have ten thousand and seven hundred grams of mardujuana.”
“My style is old, nasty t-shirt and rapidly disintegrating pants.”
“If you ever run into me in the wild, we’ll hug it out.”
“I think the noodles are going to kill me!”
“I’m sorry, your son is an anthropomorphic cheese melt.”
“Wait, but, also shut up.”

i love when people make shitposts about the front bottoms like “they seem to be the kind of guys who would duct tape their buddy’s sleeping bag to the floor then dump cold water on him to wake him up, while recording” because said posts are always hilarious and always correct… like if i showed this to brian sella he would agree, he would probably say that he’s already done it

The Rest of Us Live There

Fandom: The Penumbra Podcast
Pairing: past Juno Steel/Peter Nureyev, Juno Steel/confused feelings
Word Count: 7663
Summary: Juno left Nureyev. That’s a fact he’s very slowly learning to deal with.
Then he receives a gift, of all things, because it seems the master thief isn’t done with him. Mind games. Damn, but Juno hates those.
Note: The first part of it just wouldn’t leave me alone, as an idea, but I started writing it without any idea of where the whole thing was going and… this is the result. No idea if it makes any sense.

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anonymous asked:

If you don't mind me asking, what fic of yours was plagiarized ?

More than one. Several. Many.

Here’s the thing, anon. Plagiarism isn’t just solely a word for word copy and paste scenario. It’s dishonest appropriation. It’s taking another author’s “language, thoughts, ideas and expressions” (thanks Wikipedia), down to the syntax, and posing it as your own work without credit or acknowledgment. If it were as simple as ‘copy and paste’, I would have gone ahead and resolved it already. But it’s more complex and upsetting than what you might think. 

I don’t believe you can get away with such trite examples of plagiarism these days. Firstly, because technology is too advanced: at my university, you had to hand in not just a physical copy of your papers, but an electronic one, and it had to be submitted through an online program, where it would run ENTIRE academic web bases against your submission– checking not only for stolen words, but stolen structure, syntax, language, and ideas. It could do that, which made the prospect of stealing and not acknowledging your sources much scarier. Secondly, our core fandom is not as large as others on Tumblr, so to simply copy and paste other people’s words without embellishment is a fool’s task, because it will eventually be unveiled by some of our more ardent readers. 

So the kind of plagiarism that made my ass sad and salty is something not everyone is going to pick up on. And if people have trouble picking up on it, who’s to say they will even agree that it is plagiarism? I know it’s plagiarism. I’ve had it confirmed. But to say that my writing style, my language, my tone, my structure, my syntax, my imagery, my scenes have been dishonestly appropriated and imitated without credit is not the same as pointing a finger at plagiarism that is more tangible and obvious. This is part of the reason why I am having a hard time dealing with this, and why I am still figuring it out. Not to mention the fact that I know this person, and it hasn’t only been one time, which makes it all the more heartbreaking. 

I will be honest with you, anon: at this stage, I don’t know what to do. Even if it gets out, it might be ugly. And if it is, who wants to come online to that crap? Who cares enough to want to embroil themselves and their blogs with that shade of ugly? If it gets resolved privately, I can not imagine a scenario where I will be back and writing and chilling on Tumblr; where I have to pretend it’s all hunky-dory while the person in question gets to go on their way enjoying the benefits of having imitated my work. Could you? Would that not be painful if it happened to you?

So I don’t know, friend. I simply don’t know. I’ve logged in today because the only thing I can say now is how grateful I am, from the bottom of my heart, for the kind messages you guys have sent my way. I would like to reply individually, but I hope you can understand if I do not do so straight away.

(Having said that, there’s this one anon who has dropped by my inbox to leave those ‘if you receive this it means you make someone happy! Pass it on! Etc etc’ messages, which has been lovely, but they’ve left so many I now feel obligated to pass the message on one thousand times. LOL. Whoever you are, thank you. You gave me a good laugh.)

I’m sorry if this content on my blog has disappointed you. Trust me when I say there is no one more disappointed than me. Thank you so much for those who bothered to express solidarity and support. They may have just been words to you, but I promise that they meant the world to me and my sad, salty and wishy-washy ass. Thank you. I know now who I can count on. 

Stay frosty out there, friends. And for real, mate: make all our online lives easier and don’t fucking plagiarise.

Ereri/Riren In A Nutshell
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> ~Ereri~<p/><b>Carla:</b> So he's a housewife?<p/><b>Eren:</b> Ma, no! He's my wife!<p/><b>Carla:</b> But all he does is clean the house, make sure your suit isn't wrinkled, and gets laid by you.<p/><b>Eren:</b> MA!<p/><b></b> ~Riren~<p/><b>Levi:</b> C'mon, he's tall, sexy, and the best at cleaning.<p/><b>Kuchel:</b> But dear I still think he's too young for you. At that age he's probably hornier than ever.<p/><b>Levi:</b> (growls) Moooooommmm.<p/><b></b> ~Bonus~<p/><b>Carla:</b> I think your son bottoms. What kind of seme would ask for a tall guy only to dominate him?<p/><b>Kuchel:</b> Sorry Carla, but my son tops. He destroys that ass and makes sure his partner begs for more.<p/><b></b> ~Bonus 2~<p/><b>Eren and Levi:</b> (having a make out session)<p/><b>Carla:</b> They are so cute!<p/><b>Kuchel:</b> LEVI I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! SLAM THAT BOY AGAINST THE WALL AND FUCK HIM MERCILESS!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

okay I wanna hear your thoughts on bottom!derek like Derek just getting all of stiles' attention and loving and finally someone is taking care of Derek more than he could ever imagine and he doesn't feel vulnerable or scared bc it's stiles and oh god he trusts stiles so much it consumes him

Hey Anon!

Lemme tell you that I’m super excited for this, I fell in that part [I was going to write hole but.. haha I’m seriously the worst sorry,] of the fandom, pretty much as soon as I joined the Sterek fandom.

Sterek for me has always been a versatile couple, because in my eyes both of them are in need of being able to just let go and let themselves being loved and taken care of from the other.

That said, I looove bottom!Stiles but bottom!Derek makes me feel like basking in sunlight during a cold winter day,  [@hoechlbutt Charlie I’m being poetic again, bottom!Derek pulls out the poet in me omg]

So, I have Loads of thoughts abut bottom!Derek.

Like the first time he brings it up to Stiles, after some serious scary and really stupid thoughts going through his head, because he knows he shouldn’t be scared to bring it up to Stiles, he trusts him completely, but that’s what scares him a lot, you know? After what happened to his family and then Laura, he’d completely closed off, swearing to himself that he wouldn’t trust and let in anyone, and then enter Stiles.

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anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you know any good bottom!Kai fics? I can only see Jonginnie as bottom any shipping is fine and it doesn't have to be smut I like fluff~ just Jongin being female in relationship~

Not sure if you wanted bottom!Jongin or girl!Jongin so I did both lol (and most, if not all, the bottom!Jongin’s are R/NC17)

3rd Arabesque (Kyungsoo/bottom!Jongin)
A Guy’s Kind Of Guy (Baekhyun/bottom!Jongin)
(All I Just Wanna See You In Is Just) Skin (Everyone/bottom!Jongin)
Baby, You’re My Style (Kris/bottom!Jongin)
Burn Out (Suho/bottom!Jongin)
Cookies And Cream (girl!Sehun/girl!Jongin)
Dealing Under The Table (Chanyeol/bottom!Jongin)
Easy, Breezy (Kyungsoo/girl!Jongin)
Endgame
(Sehun/bottom!Jongin)
Four Hundred Lux (Sehun/Chanyeol/girl!Jongin)
Get It, Got It, Good (Tao/girl!Jongin)
Headstrong, Crazy Days, When Your Mind’s Made Up And The Music Plays (Sehun/girl!Jongin)
I Bring The Boys Out (girl!Kyungsoo/girl!Jongin)
Intrepid (Sehun/bottom!Jongin)
It’s Gonna Be You And Me (Sehun/girl!Jongin)
Jongin’s New Accessories (Kyungsoo/girl!Jongin)
Kitchen Sex (Sehun/bottom!Jongin; last drabble)
Lies She Told Me (Suho/girl!Jongin)
Of Tiny Skirts And Big Crushes (Chanyeol/girl!Jongin)
Over And Under (Kyungsoo/girl!Jongin)
Please Please Please (Get Down On Your Knees (Kyungsoo/bottom!Jongin)
Primadonna Girls (OT12/girl!Jongin)
Quick On The Shoot (Luhan/bottom!Jongin)
Run And Gun (Sehun/bottom!Jongin)
Speaking In Inks (Luhan/bottom!Jongin)
Smudged Coal And Ivory Keys (Yixing/bottom!Jongin)
Tease Me (girl!Sehun/girl!Jongin)
The Benefits (Chanyeol/bottom!Jongin)
Unlined And Electric (girl!Sehun/girl!Jongin)
Unwind (girl!Sehun/girl!Jongin)

Alrighty, enjoyyyyy~
- ileney

anonymous asked:

Do you think Isaac would be a top or a bottom? What about Daniel? Isaac kinda seems like the kind of guy who likes to watch you ride him but idk

(i won’t speculate about daniel bc i don’t cross those streams lol) 

BUT OKAY. isaac is absolutely a bottom. which is not to say that he’s a lazy lover by any means. he just loves to be ridden. he loves being there for you when you need him. he loves encouraging you when you’re on top, spurring you on, cheering for you. taking you to highs you didn’t even know you could reach–especially if you were new to the experience.  

“that’s it, gorgeous. take it nice and slow.”

once he’s filled you to the hilt and stretched you out a little, he’d help you acclimate to his size. 

“just wiggle your hips a little, back and forth–oh fuck. no, do exactly what you just did. figure eights, just like that…” 

after you’ve adjusted, he’d let you take control. he’d almost challenge you with his smirk, leaning back with his hands intertwined behind his head. 

“take what you want, princess. i’m all yours.” 

you’ve got palms on his chest, bracing yourself as you lift off and slide back down his dick. when you finally find your rhythm… that’s when shit hits the fan. 

“fuck, when did you learn to do that with your hips?”

“i love seeing your tits bounce from this angle. you’re so beautiful like this.”

“does that feel good, yeah? how does princess like riding my cock?” 

when you come, he pulls you down by the neck, lovingly cradling your body with strong arms locked around your torso. he pounds into you from underneath and growls into your joined lips when you purposefully clench your walls tighter around him. 

he comes with a strangled groan, nuzzling into the crook of your neck, cock buried snugly inside your pussy. 

yeah. isaac is a bottom.

anonymous asked:

I have a mighty need for namjin smut with top!rapmon and bottom!jin if you guys would be kind enough to rec that I'd love you 5ever

Heya sweetie! Here’s the newest recs we have.
how’d you get so fly? by sirradel
You can dominate the game (‘Cause I’m tough) by 2kitsune
Light of my life, fire in my loins (be a good baby, do what I want) by sungmin (anchoredPaws)

Happy reading ^^
- Admin Janelle xo

- we’re not friends, we could be anything, by @yoursongonmyheart and @wakeupwakeupwell : The next second, Harry is firing back, “If I wanted to kill you I could have just poisoned your fajitas.”Louis rolls his eyes. “Clever boy.”Harry feels his skin start to prickle with irritation. The way Louis talks to him, so condescending… Like he’s smarter than Harry… Fuck that.“I don’t have time for this,” Harry says. “Some of us have schoolwork to do. And jobs to get to. So if you’ll excuse me.”Harry doesn’t wait for a reply before he pushes past Louis, hoisting his bag further up his shoulder and rushing towards the door. No, not rushing. That would imply Louis is chasing him out. He walks to the door hastily.He’s not sure, but he thinks he hears Louis mutter “Fucking wanker” before the door to the flat clicks shut behind him….Or, the one where Harry and Louis are unlikely uni flatmates who definitely don’t like each other and definitely won’t fall in love (even if Liam and Niall think otherwise).

Larry hate to love and roomates AU (115k) : fair warning, the hate to love doesn’t last long. It’s funny, fluffy, smutty (holy shit, the smut is good guys)(mostly bottom Harry even if they kind of share that)(do I have to tell you the magical words to make you read this ? okay : “DESK SEX”).

- slow dancing in a burning room , by @oopshidaisy : strictly come dancing au ft. sexual tension, glitter, rimming, and too many references to hugh grant

Larry TV Show AU (40k) with singer Harry, Dancer Louis, a lot of pining and a more lot of panties. Smut is great (kind of share that).

- Four Letters, Seven Points, by LibbyWrites : Louis was pretty sure that a nerd who plays Scrabble as a hobby could only be boredom personified. Harry proved him utterly wrong.

Larry nerd!Harry and coffee shop AU (20k) : absolutely perfect. Louis is pining a lot, Scrabble turns dirty, and holy shit the smut (IM SO BLESSED WITH DESK SEX THIS WEEK)(bottom louis)

- Take Me To Your Heart , by @waytoomanypeopleintheaddisonlee : Harry blinked at him for a second, and shit, they made eye contact. “Never gonna give, never gonna give…” the man sang, pointing at Harry to sing the next line. “Come on, curly!” Harry wasn’t sure whether or not to indulge him. He just wanted to go back to sleep, but he knew from experience that sometimes, ignoring lively drunks did not make the problem go away. “Give you up.” Harry replied, before laying his head back against the window and closing his eyes.
“Yeah!” The man cried, and to Harry’s despair he sat down next to him. “Had a good night?” “I’ve been working.” Harry mumbled, eyes still closed. “Oh. I’ve got a few days off at the moment, so just been out with my mates. I’m Louis, by the way.” — London Night Bus AU where all Harry wants to do is sleep, but he has a drunk man singing at him.

Larry strangers to lovers AU (6k) : I love this ! Drunk Louis is too precious for this world. Fluffy and smutty !

- A Little Love (is better than none) , by  objectlesson : It’s supposed to be no strings attached sex, but Harry’s in love with beauty and tragedy and Louis Tomlinson so there might actually a few strings they’re not talking about.  Or, alternately, the four times they fuck and don’t kiss, and one time they fuck and do (with a few more times thrown in because I’m a mess and know how to write short fics).

Larry  BFF to lovers and Friends with Benefits AU (15k) . Also : canon fic !! I love the mix up of this 3 tropes! It’s hot , it’s fun, it’s great.

- Love’s On The Line, Is That Your Final Answer? , by @curlsandlashes : Harry can’t believe it when Louis, the boy he’s always had a tempestuous rivalry with, asks him to be his boyfriend. Well, pose as his boyfriend, that is—for a new television game show in which young couples are quizzed on how well they know each other for a jackpot of thirty grand.Reluctantly, Harry agrees—because he’s got student loans to pay off, hasn’t he? What’s the harm? And he can totally deal with keeping his secret thing for Louis under wraps too. This is all just to win some money. It’s fine. No big deal. What could possibly go wrong?Well, everything. Obviously.

Larry fake relationship and hate to love AU (53k) : funny with a lot of pinning, and smut  (share that).

- Just Walk My Way, by @darkerwings   : Louis is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and Harry is the main act of the night.

Larry famous-famous AU (10k). What can I say ? Louis with wings always make me weak. (bottom Louis)

- need a little sweetness in my life , by @mytinylou : “Can I get you anything else?”“Um.”  Louis watches as his eyes scan over the board again, looking so unfairly, beautifully emerald like a lush forest.  “I guess throw in the monster nut.”Louis bites his lip, and he knows he shouldn’t, knows it’s not professional, but he replies, “Oi, I don’t know you very well, but I do get done in…”  He glances at the clock on the wall.  “Fourteen minutes if you’re really interested.”Or, the one where Panera has a very unfortunate name for their new cookie.

Larry Coffee shop AU (2k) : so cuuuute (and not smut)!


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Luke: 

Without you on tour Luke had started becoming more and more quiet, even though he already was compared to the others. Luke had felt more and more lonely, he got so used to you being constantly around and having someone he could talk to about anything - He needed you even if it was just for a week. 

Hey Y/N Luke has been feeling really bad lately w/o u here so can you visit him soon? - Ashton 

I can’t afford to get a plane over there.  Sorry :’( - You 

I’ll pay for u. Luke needs u right now and we will do anything to make him happy again - Ashton 

I can’t let u pay for me. I can try and work something out - You 

Please just let me pay Luke will get to see u and be happy and u can pay me back if u r so desperate to be independent - Ashton 

Okay, send me the info, I have the next 3 weeks off - You 

Plane leaves tomorrow night, I’ll pick u up at the airport - Ashton 

At 2am your plane landed and Ashton was there and picked you up. Luke, Calum and Michael were playing Fifa when you walked in with Ashton - they didn’t notice. You sat next to Luke on the floor and put your hand on his knee.

“Y/N!” Luke said smiling, while pulling you into his arms hugging you tightly.

“I love you so much. I need you so badly right now.” Luke said putting his head on your shoulder.

Luke lifted his head and smiled looking at you before kissing you. 

“I love you Luke.” You said against his lips. 

“I love you Y/N” Luke replied. 


Calum: 

Calum shows how sappy he can be to you and doesn’t hide it. Calum always loves doing things for you and loves talking about you and how happy you make him.

You broke our Calum!!!! - Michael 

How? - You 

Do you know how sappy he is now! - Luke 

Oh Y/N she is so perfect! - Ashton 

Oh Y/N I love her she makes me happy! I need her on tour with me! - Luke 

Guys shut up! - Calum 

Aww Cal your such a cutie I love you - You 

I love you too babe I can’t wait to see you :) - Calum 

I’ll see you in 10 hours ;) - You 

Wait what?! - Calum 

Oh god we’re going to hear about this for the next 10 hours :-( - Luke 

I’ll see you guys in 10 hours. I love you Cal got to switch my phone off - You

 

Safe travels - Luke 

11 hours, you were in the arena they were performing in. Calum was in stage with his bass with a giant smile on his face. Calum saw you took his bass off lay it on the floor, jumped off the stage and ran to you. You ran over to him, Calum got to you and  pulled you close spinning you around lightly. 

“I love you so much babe, you look more beautiful then last time I seen you. I love you.” Calum said smiling.

“I love you too Cal. I really missed you.” You said smiling.

“Why you crying babe?” Calum asked laughing.

“I just missed you so much Cal." 

"Aww don’t cry babe, you’re with me now.” Calum said hugging you tighter. You lay your head against his chest as he played with the ends of your hair, one hand on the bottom of your back. 

“Kind of in rehearsals now guys.” Michael spoke into his microphone. 

“Sorry guys my number one priority first.” Calum said looking down at you smiling.

“Remember a time when he used to actually rehearse, that was a good time.” Luke said. 

“Leave him alone guys he’s in love.” Ashton said before drumming a random beat.

Ashton:

Ashton now didn’t let things bother him as much. Before you both started dating Ashton took some things to heart, you taught him to just let things go, you were there for him whenever he needed you. Ashton called you at around 3am.

“Hey Ashton.” You said waking up properly.

“It’s not Ashton.” Luke said.

“What’s wrong?” You asked feeling more alert.

“Someone said something to Ashton and now he is really upset, I don’t know what they said, but they really hurt him. Can you talk to him? He thinks he’s overreacting and blaming himself for being so sensitive.” Luke explained.

“Put Ashton on the phone please.”

“Okay thank you so much Y/N.” Luke said.

A minute later

“Hey babe.” Ashton said.

“Hey. How you feeling?” You asked.

“Like a mess why am I so sensitive?” Ashton asked crying.

“Your sensitivity is one of my favourite things about you. What’s happened?” You asked.

“Just some people being rude about you, me and us. It just really hurt me what they said and I can’t get it off my mind.”

“Sometimes people are dicks to other people because they can, because they believe there is no repercussion. I love you, okay? Sometimes it’s better to think of it in a different point of view. These people had enough time to think of something to try and ruin your day and ruin you, you’ll probably never see them again, your constantly moving on tour. And if tomorrow they are outside the bus or outside the arena hold your head high and walk past the bastards like you never even thought about what they said. You are amazing Ashton, I love you and you’re doing an amazing job out there.”

“I love you so much babe. I’m so sorry I woke you. I’ll Skype you after the show. I love you, night.” Ashton said.

“I love you too Ash. Night.” You said hanging up.

Anytime after that night someone tried to annoy him or hurt him emotionally he would just pretend like it meant nothing to him and then talk to you later.

Michael: 

Michael saw a future with you and kids, before you he never thought about kids and getting married, his only priority was the band. When you came into his life he couldn’t stop picturing a life were you were his wife and you had kids together, but if someone teased him about it he would deny it straight away - He knew if he opened up he was more likely to get hurt. 

“Do you ever imagine us being married and having kids?” You asked, your head laying against Michael’s chest.

“Of course I do. Do you?” Michael asked.

“Yeah I can’t help but think of it.” You said.

“Is that good or bad?” Michael asked.

“Good.” You replied.

“One day in the future I hoped to be married to you and having kids together. I can picture us being amazing parents, and you know if I could I would still be with the guys unless I need to be home for emergencies. If we want kids I want them to grow up with a father who goes to there football practices, dance practices, teach them guitar and watching them sing. I just want to spend my whole life together with you.” Michael said. 

“I’d like that as well.” You smiled and Michael kissed you.

“Don’t tell the others they won’t let me live it down.” Michael said.

“And that’s a bad thing?” You asked.

“Yeah. I don’t want to appear as an ass hole all the time, but I don’t want to open up in case someone uses that against me. I know Luke, Calum and Ashton wouldn’t, I just get paranoid in case the media find out about it, I’m case we break up or something happens to one of us." 

Calum walked into the living room where you and Michael were both lying on the couch.

"Aww Michael.” Calum cooed.

“Shut up Calum!” Michael said annoyed, closing his eyes.

“Aww I’m just teasing, you are both so cute together.” Calum said sitting at the end of both your feet.

FIC: heaRt to heaRt

Title: heaRt to heaRt

Pair: LeKurt

Summary: LeRoy overhears Kurt talking about his struggles with Blaine and remembers other times Kurt had been around his house. He resolves to give Kurt a heart to heart and make sure Kurt has someone to support him and set him right about relationships.

Pardon the typos. My keyboard us boRked.

IN RESPONSE TO metaldragoness31 ’s LeKurt AU gifset

And followed by: metaldragoness1’s A Slice of Cheesecake

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onew’s toast song~ ♪

- blind from this sweet, sweet craving , by @paynner : “So, I guess we’ll go?” Louis asks later, when Harry has calmed down and eaten his weight in Chinese food. He plays with this chopsticks, spearing another piece of chicken and pops it in his mouth. “I mean, I wouldn’t mind. We could make it an adventure.“Harry observes him, watches him seated across from him on their old living room carpet, with a container of food on his lap. He’s fidgeting, avoiding meeting Harry’s gaze–he probably knows that Harry’s mad at him for ruining the one chance they had to get out of this situation. And he’s not wrong, Harry is definitely very mad. Harry wants to strangle him and castrate him and smack him upside the head.But he’s also Harry’s best friend, and despite everything, despite all the fuck-ups and the plot twists and everything just not playing out the way it should, he’d still rather be stuck in this situation with Louis than any of the other boys. He’s got Harry’s back, and in a weird, abstract way, he knows they’ll be able to get out of this situation, together.Harry sighs. "We’re going,” he says resignedly, his shoulders slumping. Oh well. There are definitely worse ways to spend the weekend than pretending to be engaged to his best friend.

Larry fake relationship AU (31k) : BFF to lovers in a fake relationship, this plot is never getting old to me. Very fun ! (bottom Louis for the smut)

- A Whole New World , by backonefish : He squeezes his eyes shut and shakes his head, imagining the notes he heard earlier are from a residual dream. He opens his eyes, and, nope. The music is still there. Notes of a song he could never forget clear as the confusion in his head. That is to say, they’re really not very clear. The more he strains to comprehend what the fuck is actually going on, the more he understands. Understands that what he’s hearing is piano keys, not a record of a song. Understands that whoever is playing the piano is really not very good at it, hesitance heard before each press of the key. Understands that his fucking neighbour is waking him up at – he fumbles with his phone on his bedside - 7:30 in the morning by playing Aladdin songs on a piano. Badly.        Or- Louis has moved into his new apartment to start his new job as a teacher. Things would be great. If only his arsehole neighbour didn’t wake him up every morning by playing piano.
Shenanigans ensue. Like a very inadvisable kissing bet.

Larry neighbours AU (25k) : OMG I genuinely cried of laughing when I read this one !! Really very funny, full of Disney references, and one so so stupid bet and lot of pining ! Smut is good too (bottom Louis)

- Coming Up For Air, by @akingdomlikethis: It’s a long plane ride to LA but sitting beside Harry makes time fly.

Larry famous-not famous AU (11k) : I’m just gonna say i’m totally n love with this fic. That’s all. Perfect for bad days !

- can i not like you for a while?, by larryshares : louis tomlinson is awful. harry is just as difficult, and they’re both terrible to each other. it makes being in the same acapella group together quite complicated.

Larry Uni Hate To Love fic (43k)  : oh god this is one is great ! A kind of Glee AU , with a lot of angry sex, it’s a big YES for me. (bottom Louis).

- nobody else has you down, but me , by twinks : Styles really your last name ? If this isn’t a pick up line I’ll be very disappointed…xx Louis’ heart races. He sucks it up and types quickly.  You really think I’d go straight for the cliche ‘cool last name, can I have it’? Asking for a stranger’s hand in marriage is a bit forward … Don’t you think ? [Louis gets set up on a dating website. Harry is one of his 12 matches.]

Larry online dating AU (11k) : oh god this one is fun !!! Like really funny, with amazing smut (bottom Louis). Read this now.

- a sun too hot to go down , by brownheadedstranger : AU; Louis is the new junior intern coordinator and Harry just wants to talk.

Larry co-workers AU (23k) : with so much pining, and some drunk sex too. (no top or bottom). nice !

- You Could Have Moonlight in Your Hands , by @booptommo : It’s the usual work for Harry—with awestruck fans crowding his space, cellphone cameras in his face, and rude paparazzi loitering around in front of the building to take his pictures, his day is turning into a not-so-brilliant one. And then a beautiful man falls into his life. Literally.

Larry Famous-not famous AU (20k), aka Serendipity AU. Oh god this is great. this is perfect. Read this. Also amazing smut. (kind of bottom Louis).

- Rainbowish      by larreeds :    A guy shouts, looking at the sky and they hear, “Almost!”  Louis laughs over Harry’s mouth. “We almost lost it.”
He engages into Louis’ arms, gently laying his head on his boyfriend.
 Harry can feel the last rays of sun beating against his dark glasses, and how the wind surrounds the clouds leaving room to extraordinary events. Different atmospheres are also part of what he feels. The noise of the birds, and the rocks slipping off the mountains. Even the small ladybug that is on Louis’ pants.
 “It’s more about what you feel,” Harry says, “than what I can see.”  “I can try to explain it to you,” he says, rubbing his hands together.  “I want the credits when you become a famous composer or writer,” Harry says, smiling and Louis nods playfully, biting his lower lip. or: Harry is blind and Louis explains a sunset to him for the first time.

Larry established relationship (4k), with blind!Harry and a lot of fluff. Beautiful !

you had always thought that the house seemed a little out of place, sandwiched between a laundromat and a tiny park where the kids scraped their arms jumping off of swings and whispered to each other about their crushes at the top of the slide. the house’s peeling green paint, dirty from years of neglect, contrasted against the modern houses surrounding it, white picket fences surrounding their well-manicured lawns and thousand dollar pools.

the people in town said that the green house was haunted–maybe it was. it did look a little menacing, three stories towering over the town, partially shadowed by the giant tree in front of it. you thought that someone lived there, thought you had seen someone slip out the back door once, blending into the crowd right away, but maybe your mind was playing tricks on you.

you couldn’t really picture anyone letting the windows of their home cloud over with dust until it was impossible to see inside.

luke sighed. “i can’t see anything,” he groaned, stepping away from the window. “if someone does live there, they have some serious cleaning to do.”

you pursed your lips, eyebrows furrowing together. “i don’t wanna do this anymore,” you said. “it sounded fun at first, but this is creepy, luke. either we’re stalking some random person who happens to like dirty windows, or this house is haunted. call me crazy, but i don’t really like those options.”

“come on,” luke insisted. “it’ll be fun! i brought our flashlights, and the camera, and some snacks in case we get trapped in there …” he held up a black duffel bag to prove his preparedness.

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