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My pic and fic-list, because I’m in this fandom for around 2 years.


A (sort of) fairytale // M // Magic //
The summer after senior year starts normally enough, with the gang spending their final months before college together at the Martin family’s lake house.


And I thought I had problems
// E // AU // Vers //

Stiles deals with nefarious soul-sucking witch spells, Scott’s inability to be a fully functioning adult, Danny’s incessant need to make everything about sex, and finding out that his mate is Derek Hale. Tuesdays suck.


John Hughes did not direct my life // E // AU //
Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.


Chasing the horizon
// E // AU //
Stiles nearly laughs and for a moment, he sits there trying to think of anything to say.
“It’s been a good year,” he croaks at long last.


Gravity’s got nothing on you
// E // AU // Vers //
“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested.


Call it a wild card
// T // AU //
“Are you done fanboying, or should I give you a few more minutes?” Erica asks, the smirk and her words clearly directed at Stiles, who’s still standing and gaping, but Derek can’t help but feel there’s a jibe at him hidden in there somewhere, too.


Reach out // E // AU //
In Which Stiles Falls in Love Twice…with the same person


Cupboard love
// G // AU //
He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.


Keys and Christmas lights
// M // AU //
Stiles’ fingers clenched in Derek’s hair, holding him with desperation as he stormed his lips. Derek reacted with a shameless murmur of appreciation, letting Stiles to slowly take control over his body.


Sense of home
// E //
Home can be a place, but it can also be a person.


Living with lycanthropy
// E // AU //
Wherein they both own bakeries, Stiles tries not to run his grandmother’s legacy into the ground, Laura wants to be a better alpha, and Derek can’t seem to get Stiles’ attention the regular way - so naturally, he accidentally initiates a prank war.


Our lives are changing lanes
// E // AU //
There’s a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn’t really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude’s got kids hanging all over him; one’s on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There’s a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he’s got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles’ mouth drops open.


And If I Die Before I Wake // E //
When Stiles wakes up on his eighteenth birthday from a chaste dream about Derek Hale he doesn’t think it’s a big deal. But when he wakes up the next few days to the same dream, he knows something is going on. And he’s going to get to the bottom of it. Once is an incident, twice is a coincidence, and three times is a pattern. More than three is just torture.


Out of his league
// E // AU // Bottom!stiles
Derek’s going to be the best ballplayer ever, if Stiles doesn’t kill him first. Or vice versa.


Why don’t you say so?
// T // AU
Talia Hale has a plan. Derek will go to the Winter Formal and he will ask the Stilinski boy to dance, and they will finally get their heads out of their asses and her son will stop moping around the house in his underwear..


Bogarted
// M // Crack
Or, Derek’s hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.


Spook: a ghostly love story in three parts
// T // AU
Derek is fifteen when he dies. He’s been fifteen for six years when he meets Stiles.
And then suddenly… suddenly things start looking up.


I do, do you?
// E
Stiles and Derek wake up hung over and married in a hotel room in Las Vegas. It wouldn’t be so bad if the year before their relationship hadn’t fallen apart.


Navigating this space between us
// E
Derek gets forced to watch some sci-fi show about a surly, secret prince and the sarcastic young spaceship captain hired to aid him on his quest.


Glossy double cover spread
// E
When Derek finds out exactly how Stiles has been able to afford the tuition for his fancy private college, he becomes a touch…obsessed.


The sweetest of words
// E //

Five or so years after the show. Stiles is in college, and finds himself getting stalked by a succubus. Derek’s determined that the best way to thwart her is to prove that he and Stiles are madly in love. It’s not really as much of an act as either seems to think.


Celebrity crush
// E // AU
Stiles wasn’t expecting to meet his favourite actor when Scott helped him land an internship on the set of Jackson’s new film, and he certainly wasn’t expecting Derek to fall in love with him. Not that Stiles was complaining.


Game on
// T // AU
Derek first sees him from across the quad four days into fall semester. He’s sitting on one of the long benches, a marker pen in his mouth, grinning at something the kid lounging on the bench beside him is saying. When he laughs properly he pulls the pen out and throws his head back, his neck a long, lean line Derek is entranced by.


Daddy do’s
// G // AU //
Stiles is a celebrity YouTube hairstylist. Derek may or may not have a crush. Lydia just wants a French braid for school picture day.


Brilliant & ridiculous
// M
All Derek wanted was for the woman to leave him alone and ring up his groceries. How that led to her thinking Stiles is his boyfriend is something he blames on Stiles and his inability to stay out of trouble for five minutes.


No homo
// E // AU //
Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.


Alpha complex
// E // AU // PWP //
“Hold still,” Stiles says, hand clamping down on the back of Derek’s neck to keep him from turning and it’s laughable, really – the thought that that would be enough to hold him.


Finger bangin
// E // AU // PWP
Stiles starts bringing drumsticks to Pack gatherings, sitting himself on the edge of the group to tap out maddening rhythms on his knees as the werewolves train.


A road that’s built to last
// E // AU //
Stiles is driving the Trans-Canada highway, all the way from Toronto to Vancouver. He’s always been told that it’s a bad idea to pick up hitchhikers, but, somehow, he’s still got someone riding shotgun with him, and he’s starting to think it might be one of the best decisions he’s made in a long time.


Fly a little faster
// T //
Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn’t step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?


But then what…
// E // AU
Senior year is almost over, and all Stiles needs to do is keep his head down to survive. A teacher calls in a favour, leaving him stuck tutoring Derek Hale, one of the most popular jocks in school and a member of a group of douche-canoes who have bullied Stiles for years. He’s someone Stiles totally hates. Totally.


All the wonders that remain
// E // AU // WIP
The one where Stiles is an average dude whose soulmate just happens to be movie star Derek Hale, and he only finds out after pictures of Derek’s soulmark - their soulmark -go viral.


Love is a force of nature
// E // AU // PWP
When Derek’s father sat him down for the sex talk when Derek was thirteen, he’d explained that werewolves felt things more intensely than humans when they found their mate.


Say hello to the brushfire
// E // AU
The night before Stiles turns eighteen, Derek Hale spills coffee on him. Things get weirder (and more awesome) from there.


I might be a fool
// E // AU
The thing about Stiles, though, is that for him, turned on and angry are not mutually exclusive feelings. He may be painfully hard but that doesn’t mean he’s not also ready to strangle Derek for having the audacity to act like this is something that’s happening to him, not something that is almost entirely his fault.


With metal on our tongues 
// E // AU
Double-oh agents are a piece of work; Stiles knew that before he became MI6’s new quartermaster. It’s cool, he survived Lydia in college, he can deal with stubborn, reckless, trigger-happy operatives. Derek Hale, though, is definitely trying to live up to his predecessor’s legacy and make Stiles’ life more difficult.


Come on, tear me apart
// E
“Why were you thinking about my tattoo, Stiles?” He asks, making Stiles swallow and lick his lips nervously, only to be more confused when Derek follows the movement with his eyes.


How to turn a bad boy into a fanboy
// T // AU
Stiles owns a comic books store and Laura’s son is a huge fan of Spiderman. It was only a matter of time before Derek stepped foot in there.


Not every tuesday
// E
// AU
Every Tuesday morning at ten, like clockwork, Derek Hale would come into Stiles’ shop and get his stubble trimmed. Every Tuesday at lunch, Lydia would tell him how jealous she was that she couldn’t make it to work before him, getting stuck with perms. Every Tuesday evening, Stiles rushed home and into the shower to get the hair off of him, and to rub one out thinking about jawline and beard burn on his thighs.


Muffins as a declaration of intent
// E

“Top or bottom?” Stiles asks, off to Derek’s right.
“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”


What’s up Pinocchio?
// E // Crack
Stiles knows his dick, okay? He knows it well. He knows how long it is, how thick it is - measuring is a normal thing for a curious teenager, it really is - but somehow, that’s not true anymore.


Accidentally in love
// M
// AU
Derek has spent his summer vacation crushing on the Sheriff’s son Stiles Stilinski, mostly from afar, but then when school starts suddenly Stiles is sitting next to him in Chemistry and inviting him around to his place after school.


Normal again
// T
// AU // Gif-fic
Stiles awakens in a psychiatric hospital. Is it another Alpha mind trick or have the last few years of Stiles life all been a dream created to deal with his mother’s death?


I wish I had a river
// T
// AU
Derek is the editor of a successful publishing firm, and is horrible to all his employees, including Stiles. On Christmas Eve night, he gets visited by three spirits and has to take a look at his life.

This Time With Feeling // E // AU
“Derek Hale, if you refuse to learn from your past…then you will be doomed to repeat it.” In which Derek is turned into a 16-year-old and has to stay with Stiles until they figure out how to turn him back.

I Wanna Take a Ride On Your // E // PWP // Vers
Stiles is…endowed. Derek…likes it.

Biology Is Not Power // E // PWP
Biology is not related to power. That’s the first lesson everyone learns in their Sexuality and Humanity class in high school. Like, the very first thing. First words in the book and everything. 

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- works I have some sort of sentiment :)

anonymous asked:

You're a writer that doesn't like bottom!derek right? You should write a fic where Stiles asks Derek if he can try topping him just once and Derek laughs at him then puts him in his place. Because the idea of some weak little human twink topping someone like him is laughable.

I FUCKING LOVE BOTTOM!DEREK.

LIKE I WANT DEREK HALE WITH EVERYTHING IN HIS ASS - VIBRATORS, FINGERS, TONGUES, ANAL PLUGS, TWO COCKS, JUST STILES…EVERYTHING.

I love the idea of Stiles holding Derek’s face into the pillow and pounding into him, Stiles on top and lovingly and slowly thrusting as he whispers love into Derek’s ear and worships him until Derek’s vibrating and falling apart. Stiles four fingers deep while he sucks Derek’s cock, Stiles slowly working Derek up by sliding a long, thick dildo into him over and over. I want Derek riding Stiles with his head thrown back, filthy little sounds coming out of his mouth as he grinds down on Stiles’ cock.

I would never write a fic where Derek laughs at Stiles and “puts him in his place.” That is not the way I see Stiles and Derek acting in a relationship, at all. I don’t think Derek would ever laugh at something Stiles wanted to do. In my head, Derek would let Stiles do anything to him, because if he trusts Stiles enough to be in a relationship with him, Derek trusts with his all. If Derek didn’t want to be the bottom (which is a valid choice), he would never laugh at Stiles. Derek would say no, explain why, and he’d make sure Stiles knew it had nothing to do with him, just something Derek wasn’t comfortable with. Having Derek laugh at Stiles and “put him in his place” hits my relationship humiliation squick, cause I’ve been in a relationship where I was made fun of what I wanted sexually, and I would never have Derek do that to Stiles. Ever ever ever ever ever.

I don’t understand why the thought of Stiles topping Derek is laughable. Size doesn’t always have something to do with who tops and who bottoms - I imagine it’s more about what you want sexually, whether you want your partner’s cock in your ass or not, which has nothing to do with size. Plus, Stiles is not weak, and I don’t think Derek sees him as weak. Or little - he’s thin and without the bulk, but when Derek isn’t in “Alpha mode”, there’s not that much difference between them. They’re the same height, and Derek is just a bit bulkier than Stiles, but not enough for some huge size dynamic.

I know a lot of ppl think Derek wouldn’t bottom because he was the Alpha. That never settled with me. Sure, Derek as an Alpha might not let everyone top him, but if he “mates” with Stiles, he would give his entire self over to Stiles - both emotionally and physically. I’ve always believed once Derek allows himself to heal and fully fall in love with someone and let them in, he’d be in 10000000000%. We’ve already seen Derek is a romantic, and I think he would be a very loyal, very devoted partner. And now that Derek is a Beta, the Alpha argument doesn’t really work as much anymore (or in the same way, I guess). But I think if you don’t like bottom!Derek, that’s your preference. We all have our likes and dislikes.

My own personal headcanon is that Stiles and Derek switch. They both like to top each other, to be inside the other, but they also like to bottom, to feel the other inside them, filling them. They want to know and experience each other in every way. They may prefer one way or another most of the time, but they do everything with each other, and indulge each other’s sexual fantasies willingly, enthusiastically, and never ever laugh at each other for what they want. They love one another, and everything about each other. Even if Stiles wanted to dress as clowns and shove weird objects up Derek’s ass, he’d probably grumble and huff and roll his eyes and be annoyed, but he’d totally indulge Stiles, bc he’d give Stiles anything he wanted.

Because ultimately, it’s about connection, it’s about enjoying each other, it’s about love. If one of them is uncomfortable with topping/bottoming, then that’s fine. Neither of them would force the other to do something they were uncomfortable with (Derek indulging Stiles is due to his high level of comfort with him), and if they were uncomfortable with something, they would never make each other feel bad about it - Stiles for wanting to top, or Derek for not wanting to bottom. Once again, it’s about connection, enjoying each other, and love.

I’m not sure why you thought I didn’t like bottom!Derek. I’ve reblogged multiple bottom!Derek fanarts lately (one like 2-3 days ago), and I’ve written bottom!Derek in: the thread is ripping series (the second one, wonderwall); i’ll be seeing you; the domestic series (both ladybugs and sugarplums) (maybe something else? idk i can’t remember)

I need to write it more, mainly bc bottom!Derek is awesome.

Derek needs all the love, and he needs Stiles’ cock in him. Over and over, and all the time.

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Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi | or on FF x |
AU NC-17

The one where the Hale fire never happened, Laura is a nosy sister, Derek needs a fake-boyfriend, and Stiles is the only one that can help.

“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’ tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

bistiles-bilinski-deactivated20 asked:

but emma, does bottom!derek ever cry during sex?? like when stiles is being so gentle with him?? does he ever get overwhelmed because he's never been with anyone who wasn't just using him because of how he looked, because stiles treats him like he's something to be treasured?? discuss

I have been saving this because reasons. 

I am very happy you said “discuss” because I may or may not have a lot to say on this exact topic.

Derek really likes topping. He’s used to it and people expect it of him. The pack is in college now, things have died down, and everyone, including Derek, has managed to heal, move on little. A lot, actually. And it’s nice, living a normal life, the kind of life Derek had before Nemetons and rogue Alphas and the fire. It sometimes reminds him too much of his family, the normalcy of it. Reminds him that they aren’t here to laugh and argue with him anymore, that Christmas is twice as hard because there is no-one there to pretend anymore that everyone forgot his Birthday. (Cora tries to come at Christmas, but it’s too hard for her and Derek doesn’t blame her.)  

And so, yeah, Derek starts to move on to relationships that are healthy. He learns what it’s like not to take a psychopath and it’s all perfectly fine. He dates men and women and tries really hard not to let himself think about why the men he goes after all have the same slender build and biting sarcasm. Some even have moles (which Derek really doesn’t let himself think about.) He doesn’t think about anything really. He doesn’t think about why his relationships don’t last for long, doesn’t think about why he always calls Stiles when they do end. He doesn’t think about why he always says yes when someone asks him to top- which is always- even though when he’s alone at night and fantasising about long fingers and can’t you trust me, just this once? he’s always the one on the bottom.  

Topping is fine. More than fine. Derek’s good at it and he likes making people happy. The last thing he ever wants to do is disappoint. He’s disappointed enough people in his life. However, this all changes on Christmas Eve. It’s almost cliché really, like one of those over the top romantic Christmas movies. 

It’s Stiles’ last year of college, but instead of going home like he usually does, he turns up at Derek’s door. Derek is more than confused, his phone still in his hand when he answers the door, because usually Stiles calls him on Christmas Eve, trying every argument and bribe under the sun to get Derek to come and spend Christmas with him, his Dad, Melissa and Scott. Derek always refuses, but it’s something he looks forward to every year (and yes, he’s aware what that implies, thank you very much.) Stiles calls him pretty much every week, texts him every other day, but the Christmas call is something special. Not because Stiles treats Derek any differently than the rest of the year, but because he doesn’t treat him differently. There is no pity in his voice as he tells Derek about how good Melissa’s pies are, no calm or soothing tone like he is trying to appease a sad and lonely child. He argues and snarks and laughs and it makes Derek smile long enough that he forgets why Christmas sucks for five minutes.

This Christmas though, there is no call. What there is is Stiles and cookies and Stiles and movies and blankets and Stiles. 

They watch Lord of the Rings, all three of them, and Stiles looks at Derek in awe as Derek forgets himself and begins reciting all the useless knowledge he used to know about the books as a kid, not even caring or feeling embarrassed because Stiles knows just as much useless information about Star Wars and, weirdly enough, the Care Bears movies. (Derek is sure he’ll figure out why one day. He hopes so gets to find out anyway. Really hopes, even if he doesn’t want to let himself.)

And maybe blankets become involved and maybe Stiles puts his hand on top of Derek’s at some point, giving him a look and saying “this is the best Christmas I’ve had since my mom died, thank you.” And Derek wants to roll his eyes, make some comment about how Stiles did all the work to make this a good Christmas- the first good Christmas he’s had since he was sixteen- not him, but what he does instead entirely surprises him (and Stiles.) 

Derek kisses him.  

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anonymous asked:

HI do u know any really good bottom!derek fics?

HI

WHAT WONDERFUL TIMING YOU HAVE ANON

I SHALL HELP YOU

  • No homo by RemainNameless - If you haven’t already read it then you probably haven’t lived but I can’t not rec it cause it’s the best thing that’s happened so far this year.
  • Graceless by acklesboner, WincestSounds - This one also has bottom!Stiles and it’s all so so good.
  • Last Call by grimm - I envy all people who have yet to read this one.
  • Ruined by eeyore9990 - This one is called Ruined because it ruins you with dirty talk. Tru fax. 
  • I like it when by elisera - I will rec this fic ‘til the day I die. 
  • Control by stilesune - Buttplugs and dirty talk and breeding, I adore this fic.
  • Derek trusts Stiles by Devildoll - This is so so important. Everything D writes is amazing anyway but this one, oh god yes. This one.
  • Alpha Complex by Hatteress - Hatteress is absolutely fantastic and this fic is too. Helplessly!needy!Derek is my saviour.
  • Three words series by triedunture - I can’t believe I almost forgot about this one! Contains sex pollen just so you know.
  • Muérdago by starbolin - This is not exclusively bottom!Derek but it’s so fantastic, it should be a requirement to include it on every sterek rec list ever. It should be law.
  • Climb by hiasobi_writes - I like my fic with as much dirty talk as humanly possible. Sex pollen again, take note!

I HOPE THIS HELPS.

mad-madam-m asked:

Excuse me, but bottom!Derek is EXTREMELY healthy to obsess about. We just want to ensure that Derek is being thoroughly cared for in every way possible, and that includes Stiles lovingly worshiping his ass in every way possible while he tells Derek how beautiful and good and wonderful he is.

Okay, but can we all just take a moment to think about Stiles’ unhealthy worshipping of Derek’s ass? Like, it gets to the point he uses it as a pillow. He drools on it. Derek would find the whole thing utterly disgusting but Stiles is kind of adorable when he is all tuckered out and drooling- lord help him, he’s sickeningly in love and he hates it. 

Alright, but here’s the thing. Here’s the fucking thing. Derek may or may not have led Stiles to believe he doesn’t like to bottom because he is super nervous, okay? He’s nervous because he watches as Stiles falls apart under him, blissed out and exposed, and he trusts Stiles to take care of him but he’s never given himself over like that to anyone. He’s spent so long making sure he doesn’t appear vulnerable to anyone and while in his darkest moments he always turns to Stiles, he’s still not good at letting himself be vulnerable. 

And of course Stiles finds out, like he always does. Derek isn’t as stealthy as he thinks. It starts out with Stiles being a dork and nuzzling Derek’s ass because “it’s an ass for cuddling, Derek. You don’t understand.” And he nuzzles some more and then he play bites and Derek lets out the most pathetic sound he’s ever heard himself make, dick hardening far too quickly for his own liking. He wants to be happy in the knowledge Stiles doesn’t have werewolf senses to smell how turned on he is just from a little “nuzzling” but Stiles has always had more perception than any werewolf anyway and before he knows it, Derek is being turned on his back and Stiles’ eyes are sweeping over his face and…lower. 

He’s not smug though, like Derek thinks he will be. And that makes something in Derek break because…well, he doesn’t really know. All he knows is Stiles is looking at him like Derek is Han Solo and Leia all wrapped up in one and he couldn’t want for anything more. He’s looking at Derek like he hung the moon and Derek just….he really isn’t aware of himself as he spreads his legs, asking, nervous, trembling slightly. Stiles asks, “are you sure?” and Derek nods, says, “please” and gives Stiles a look he hopes he’ll understand. The one that says I’m scared. The one that says I trust you. The one that says only you. 

And Stiles understands. Of course he does. He always does. And he takes Derek apart. Slowly, surely, making sure to hold Derek when his body starts shaking, kissing him softly and often, praising him and telling Derek it’s okay to be clingy. That he’s here. And Derek wants to say it’s not okay, but then he would be a hypocrite. Because that is exactly what he tells Stiles all the time. That Derek loves how clingy Stiles is. Because Stiles has never been allowed to be clingy. He’s never been given back the love he always gives and Derek wants to spend the rest of his life making Stiles understand he loves him for everything he is, not just parts of him. That he loves his loud mouth and his curiosity and how much he rambles during sex and movies. Things Derek knows Stiles gets anxious about even though he doesn’t let on and Derek wants to murder all the people who ever made Stiles feel unworthy. Like second choice. 

Which is why he knows he has to let Stiles do the same. That he has to try his hardest to listen when Stiles says he’ll never leave him. That Derek is kind and beautiful and nothing was his fault. That when he slides inside him it’s okay to let the tears come because Stiles is right there with him and won’t let him fall. And it’s so fucking beautiful that when Derek comes he doesn’t quite see stars, but he sees something. Peace, maybe. Happiness. Love. All the things he thought he’d never feel again, right there in front of him. Tangible. His. 

Stiles. 

yetanotherobsessivereader asked:

Oooh! Sterek and no.4 pretty pls with icing on top! Or stiles on top or Derek on top... Wait... What were we talking about again?

I definitely, absolutely made up whatever science I felt like, so don’t pay too much attention to that part. Also, um, I wrote smut for the first time? *runs away and hides*

The thing about werewolf healing is that it’s very efficient. Biologically, werewolf bodies have evolved in such a way that allows for the greatest impact with the least amount of energy expenditure. Slower metabolisms, higher core body temperatures, greater lung capacity, everything designed for high performance and energy conservation. The same goes for the healing factor. 

What that basically means is the injury that’s most likely to kill a werewolf is the one that’ll heal the fastest, and everything non-vital is left alone for nature to take it’s course. Stabbed through the gut with a rusty pipe? No problem, the skin will stitch itself back up before you’ve got time to writhe dramatically on the ground. Stubbed your little toe on a rusty spiral staircase? Sorry dude, you’re on your own.

Stiles knows all of this because he’s the only one conscientious enough to do his fucking research

Most of the time that knowledge is a warm reassurance that the majority of the people he loves are highly unlikely to die unless they are literally chopped in half. 

But some of the time that information is just really fucking frustrating

Like right now for example. Because Derek didn’t die in yesterday’s showdown with a rogue vampire coven, no, but he did manage to pull his back out twisting one of their heads off. 

And because Derek refuses to be a normal person, he’s not at home resting like he should be. Instead, he’s stiltedly pacing Stiles’ bedroom, grimacing with every step and grunting at each turn and annoying the fucking peach pits out of Stiles. 

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