You are just jealous. That dress is beautiful! You are just mad that she can wear it better than you ever could.
Jealous of what exactly?? I mean I get paid for the way my body looks. I can honestly say the only bodies i am jealous are be/y and j/lo. Well no I take that back. Im also jealous of my girl ro/s/a body. More before her new muscle fitness routine than Now but her body is a fucking mazing.
Look honey there is this thing called dress for your body shape. I’m shaped like a coke bottle. Shoulder and hips are about the same width with a tiny waist. (Took me forever to understand why men said that.)
That means that dress would do the same to me as it does to her. Gives that weird mannish shoulders. Looks boxy as hell.
Its like the God awful shoulder pad craze in the eighties and nineties.
It has to do with how it attaches and where it attaches to the dress that gives it the bulky look. Her shoulders are too wide and round for it.
If the dress had a sweetheart neckline with the proper bra for damn once or some fashion tape. (Hint girls, no one can tape up a girls breast to have them sitting just right for a strapless dress like a gay man can). And it was off the shoulders With a separate cape. That would look better on her shape.. It would hang better and give a nice flowy lithe look instead of boxy.
But ya know I mean it isn’t like I’m just paid to know these things. 😎
Damn thing looks like something off Kanye fashion line.
So yeah honey. No. I’m not jealous. I’m good. 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂