as one of The Oldest People On Tumblr i really hate those posts that are like “omg i can’t believe it’s already june and half of 2017 is over can u” because yes i can, i am constantly aware of the increasing speed with which time passes as i age YOU SMALL DEMONS WHOM HAVE NEVER KNOWN WRINKLES
okay so i can’t be bothered to make the edits, but we all know if john was alive he’d spend 80% of his free time roasting paul on twitter (in this au paul actually uses his account himself, mostly to wind up and/or to reply to john)
“@paulmccartney paul is dead” “@paulmccartney get a proper job you prick” “@paulmccartney tell us about Yesterday again” [relentlessly tags paul in pictures of animals with the caption “tasty”] “@paulmccartney i know you’re at the door but i’m stuck in the hammock so either climb over the gate or go home” “@paulmccartney did you see about the gay marriage? i’m free this saturday if you fancy me” “@paulmccartney it’s fucking lennon/mccartney leave me alone or it’ll be lennon/lennon”
[relentlessly tags paul in pictures of animals with missing legs to remind him of…]
“@paulmccartney saw you in west london last week & you looked a state. get some botox for fucks sake” “@paulmccartney i just took this quiz and it told me my favourite beatle was ringo #deathmatch”
Sorry white ladies. You can stuff your butt with silicone, tan your skin, braid your hair, poke botox on your lips, speak AAVE, listen to rap and hiphop all day, and fuck every black guy in the street, but it doesn’t make you black.
You will NEVER be a black woman.
It’s either you’re born black or you’re not. And you white ladies are clearly not.
It’s not just women on film, 18-year-old girls feel pressure to do preventative injecting. I see someone’s face, someone’s body who’d had children and I think they’re the song lines of your experience, and why would you want to eradicate that? I look at people sort of entombing themselves and all you see is their little pin holes of terror… and you think, just live your life, death is not going to be any easier just because your face can’t move.