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5 things tag!

I was tagged by @flokatae :D

5 things you’ll find in my bag:

  • Purse
  • Olbis oil (a smelly menthol thing I like to smell)
  • Bottle of water
  • Food
  • Two of those tsum tsum things (I have a blue owl one and a jar jar binks one I carry round with me)

5 things you’ll find in my room:

  • So many art supplies from paints and brush to giant finished canvases (I have boxes of supplies XD)
  • a giant computer desk (two monitors on this gaming pc XD plus room for the cats to sleep on)
  • Several very large fluffy blankets bc i don’t sleep under duvets
  • A pip boy
  • Cats

5 things I’ve always wanted to do:

  • Dye my hair a teal colour (like flo!) or a dark green (I would, if my sisters both didn’t have allergic reactions to bleaching to their hair! I wont risk it!)
  • Have a table at a comic con and sell my art
  • Make a song
  • Go to one of those beaches where the water is super clear
  • Look through one of those super powerful telescopes

5 things that make me feel happy:

  • Playing video games
  • The cats meowing and purring at me
  • having my hair brushed
  • a real good nap
  • Hannibal

5 things I’m currently into:

  • Very much into grungy/smokey eye make up
  • Rewatching The Grim Adventures of Billy and Many
  • coming up with art ideas for when I have time to do them
  • Learning more about my niece now that she lives here and making sure she is okay
  • Lavender Oil

5 things on my to do list:

  • Get through this bullshit rough patch while making sure my niece is okay
  • Make more art
  • Start my vlogging channel again
  • Get a really good queue going on this blog
  • Play more of Dream Daddy

Imma tag (only do if ya want) @plaidshirtjimkirk @soong-type-princess @fuckyourstupideyebrows @mrpicard @drugstore-cosmetics @sewingfrommagic @picard-maneuver


Kol angsting over Davina’s picture

anonymous asked:

bucky tell us a story about darcy

darcy lewis goes drinking with thor.

that alone should be enough to send your imaginations spinning off to wild places, but that, my friends, is only where our story begins.
it is also something you should know, just in general, in case you happen to encounter darcy lewis.
she’s tazed a god twice, and she goes drinking with thor. on a regular basis.
the first time thor wanted to go drinking after i showed up, lewis was there too. and naturally, if thor was going out so was she. neither of them knew us newbie avengers well yet, but being sociable sort of people, they invited us to tag along. scott immediately agreed, but sam was caught up doing some beta testing in the labs with tony, and said he would catch up when they were done.
so darcy, thor, scott and i went out drinking.
fun fact about thor: it takes him approximately one million alcohols to get drunk, but once he’s there, he likes to sing. preferably epic ballads of victory in battle, but he’s pretty much game for any catchy song that will get a bar excited. that being the case, lewis and thor’s go-to midgardian bar is a karaoke joint.
im sure you begin to see where things are going wrong.
fun fact about darcy lewis? she can also hold her alcohol, but cannot carry at tune. like. at all.
that doesnt stop her from singing, mind you. gotta respect a lady who knows shes terrible but enjoys herself anyway.
scott apparently loves karaoke. i dont know why that surprised me, but it did. even more surprising? hes not actually that bad, although like 90% of his song choices were bruce springsteen. no clue why. anyway, thor was delighted by having a buddy who was not only willing but able to sing with him, and after scott got over his star-struck-ness they had a pretty great time.
it was a good thing that thor and lewis went to that bar on the regular, because im sure any place that hadnt been prepared for them would have kicked all of us out. as it was, they finally booted us out the door after a rousing rendition of ‘wrecking ball’ had most of the bar on their feet. and broke two tables.
(thor apparently settles his tab there in asgardian gold, so no hard feelings from the bartenders.)
the night was young and all of us had enough booze in our systems that we decided to catch a cab back to the tower and see if we could rope anyone else into some shennanigans. thor was buzzed at least, which for thor means his voice is even boomier and his gestures are more expansive–you gotta be ready to duck. scott was drunk, no question about it, and that was probably why theyd wound up singing wrecking ball in the first place. scott’s a cheerful if floppy, “ i love you, i love all of you guys, i love everyone in this bar ” kind of drunk, and was mostly travelling by merit of being wrapped around thors bicep. i was a little buzzed myself, and lewis had had nearly as much as i did. remarkably, she seemed to be chugging along pretty well, some weaving and slurring aside. the lady lives up to her god-tazing reputation.
anyway, we got out of the cab at the tower and started making our way to the doors. scott had partially detached from thors arm and needed extra support, so i was helping keep him from capsizing while lewis trailed a few steps behind the three of us, making color commentary of our three stooges act.
and then out of nowhere, she just…yelled.
all three of us whipped around as quickly as three drunk superpeople can, just in time to see darcy lewis dish out what looked to be a pretty dang textbook perfect roundhouse kick to the chest of some poor guy.
the guy went down. lewis went down too, because the kick had totally overbalanced her. thor and i dropped scott and ran over to help.
which was when sam sat up and said ‘that was a hell of a kick’
because apparently hed finished up his testing and gone out to catch up with us, made it partway down the block to call a cab, then saw us getting out of our taxi. he jogged back–not being particularly stealthy, but we were drunk–and put his hand on lewis’s shoulder to get her attention.
lewis, having pretty poor vision even sober, and worse vision when drunk and without her glasses, just saw some big male figure who’d popped up out of nowhere and grabbed her by the shoulder.
so naturally she kicked him in the chest.
she apologized profusely, but the rest of us thought it was pretty funny. and sam was impressed the next morning when he discovered that she’d left a visible footprint on his chest.
darcy insists she has no idea why she did it. or where she learned to kick like that.
the rest of us have just chalked it up to mysterious darcy lewis powers.

Lets analyze this photo shall we.

J-Hope: Fuck. Yes. Fuck. Me

V: too scared to reach for the fun spot. Pussy.

Kookie: place the hand down gently and nobody gets hurt.

Rap Mon: You can do it Namjoon, you can do it, stick the landing, stick the- fuck, too hard Namjoon, you stuck it too hard.

Jimin: time to give these peeps a heart attack. Penis grab engaged. Shit. Penis grab missed. Fuck it. Belt grab engaged.

Suga: how about instead of grabbing it, I just thrust it, really hard.

Jin: it’s okay jin, we all know you’re not the dancer. Your hubby had enough crotch grab for the both of you.

mad-hare replied to your post “You should sell tickets for people to come meet pangur $$$”

Does Pangur like strangers?

she doesn’t mind them tbh. so long as there isn’t an overwhelming amount of noise & bother, she’s a decently confident cat

it IS annoying when folk interpret this confidence as friendliness & try to force too much interaction though?? like here’s an example of Pangur being held against her will. she’s not freaking out, but she IS actively pushing away from the person & trying to get back to the ground

there was one dog-trainer (friend of my sister) who came to visit & refused to put Pangur down. I had to explain to her that Pangur had passed through the ‘gently struggling in your arms’ stage to the ‘actively checking you out for the best place to bite’ stage, but the trainer just shrugged & said something to the effect of “that’s okay, I’ve dealt w fearful dogs before. I know how to dodge”

that seriously pissed me off :/ thankfully most ppl are content w bequeathing a couple pets when she toddles up (receiving gentle headbutts in return) & maybe pulling around toys for her to chase