what makes me lack sympathy for jared when evan ditched him is the fact jared made evan feel insignificant to him ?? with the whole car insurance and family friend thing ?? and while it may be his shitty humour to hide the fact he’s insecure, someone with severe anxiety like evan would not have known it was a joke. so in a way, he brought that on himself
Summary: The Commander has another near-death experience and their team is not happy about it. (AKA: a long-overdue apology to a Commander who’s trying their best)
Characters: Pact Commander, literally all of Dragon’s Watch sans Rytlock
Notes: Commander’s POV (2nd person); Set after PoF; 2400 words; this is the most self-indulgent thing i’ve written yet and i blame @saruhoh for it
You wake to blinding sunlight.
You groan softly, squeezing your eyes tighter
and turning away in an attempt to block the light.
“Oh, you’re up!” an unfamiliar voice calls
from your left. There’s a quiet rustling of fabric before the warmth mercifully
disappears from your face. Safe from the light, you open your eyes and glance
to the side. A tall Elonian woman you don’t recognize stands by the window, one
hand holding the woven curtain.
“Sorry for waking you like that,” she
apologizes, tying the curtain back with a length of cord, “How are you
Time Travel (happens w/ disturbing frequency tbh?)
Cloning/Genetic-Engineering/Creation of New Species
A insulated community of Cat-Worshiping People control an island
Advanced Robotics and AI
People with Genuine Psychic Abilities
Mind Control -via something w/ psychic powers(hypnosis) AND/OR by scientific device (the devices we’ve been shown are destroyed but multiple scientists have developed working tech… and are still alive)
Santa - is a real man that lives at the north pole making presents for the world’s children every year
Multiple Parallel Universes/ Dimensions (accidental travel between which is possible and happens, again with surprising frequency)
Ghosts (of humans) and Evil Spirits
Magic- like, the argument “a wizard/witch did it”- is Valid????
people/pokemon being turned into stone
Resurrection From Death
There exists a unique-to-universe kind of energy (Aura) that effects A LOT of things in nature but also can be manipulated by certain ppl in a way sorta/kinda reminiscent of The Force
2 Giant Ancient Forces of Destruction were accidentally unleashed by some archeologists one time, and were invulnerable/unstoppable until an eldritch jigglypuff was also arisen and saved the earth from certain destruction by doing the sing-n-get-mad-n-draw-on-everyone-for-falling-asleep gag