1. Tony asking for Peter and both respond.
2. Rocket needing Bucky’s metal arm.
3. Thor and Drax comparing their turds.
4. Groot helping Bucky with his mental state. Bucky even shares his plums with Groot.
5. “I am T'Challa, King of Wakanda.”
“I am Groot.”
6. Somebody saying ‘No shit Sherlock’ and Stark and Strange give each other a knowing look.
7. They also bond over their facial hair.
8. Steve telling someone to watch their language and Drax asks how he can watch language.
9. Both Peters bonding over their retro tech.
10. Rocket and Stark drinking and creating robotics together.
11. An arm wrestle between Gamora and Nat.
12. Mantis getting Wanda and Vision together
13. Rocket hitting on a fox. “Rocket, she can’t talk.” “Of course she can! She’s just shy!”
14. Clint and Peter opening a little salon. Peter likes braiding Bucky’s hair the most.
15. Bucky waking up, seeing Natasha and smiling. “Why are you smiling?” “I remember you.”
We don’t know these queens. They aren’t our friends, our enemies, our colleagues, or powerful public figures who have a direct effect on our lives. They are strangers on a reality show. A show where, as an outsider, you don’t know what is real and what is constructed.
Why are some of you acting like creepy stalkers attacking these strangers? You think Valentina is going to be your friend if you threaten a queen she doesn’t get along with?
Write your opinions on your own blog/facebook, gossip about the show with your friends, but fucking hell stop getting in the queens personal business, threatening people, telling people to kill themselves. You’re acting like an unhinged 8th grader.
10 more Touhou canon things that you may or may not know
Since the original post recently got a burst of reblogs, I thought I’d make another one. Here goes!
10. Remilia and Clownpiece both speaks English.
9. Most of Gensokyo’s youkai rabbits were originally pets that were abandoned.
8. Kappa eat (as in legend) shirikodama, which are balls extracted from the anus containing one’s soul. The gensokyo kappa have made machines to extract them and Nitori even uses them as danmaku. Aya and Hatate both says they smell really bad.
7. Marisa takes pride in being the second best youkai exterminator
6. Flandre isn’t very good at holding a conversation
5. Shiki Eiki was originally a ksitigarbha statue, before recieving enough faith to be promoted to Yamahood.
Suwako laughs like a frog.
3. Sumireko occasionally hangs out with Mamizou in the outside world.
2. For youkai, the Orion constellation is just Suika.
1. Kasen once killed a baby/would-be dragon and fed it’s liver to her older dragon.
Ben: A lot of people also talk about decisions, and who makes those decisions in One Direction. That’s something we touched on earlier. Harry: (singing) Decisions… Ben: These days I guess, is it just always your call on everything, from albums— [Liam: Modest.] [Niall: No.] —to what you do— (Ben laughs) go on, Liam—
Liam: No, it’s us, it’s us, I’m just kidding. It totally is, it totally— Before we start, some strange stuff going on—
I’ve started something, now we’re here. Ben: Maybe correct that. Liam: But yeah no it is totally us. Like I say, it’s amazing like, and the thing is these days it’s not even us trying to put our [—?] in everywhere, people ask us. Like when we worked with you on the videos, for example, if we like a shot, you go ‘do you like that, or don’t you like it?’ You’ll give us a piece of advice for something. I think we’re given a lot advice on certain things, but ultimately, we call the shots. …I actually call the shots, in total.
Niall: I really like your video for Night Changes. Ben:Thanks very much. Niall: It’s very nice. Louis: Mm. Ben: I’ve just shown them the video of Night Changes, and I think it’s quite exciting.
Mae Gjallarfjall & Co. VERSUS: Mae "Perfected". Or: The Time the Magic College Dropout Aced the Final.
Context: So, Mae Gjallarfjall back at it again pissing off my GM with my ridiculous damage power and high rolls. We’re assaulting a Maciedon fortress set up in Gaeleaed (this world’s equivalent of Ireland) with the goal of eliminating the evil “perfected” versions of ourselves and the forest spirit Ferauna. I bashed the gate down and vaporized the guards at the front gate with a well placed Fist of Havoc. We bust inside, and get to my character’s evil clone. We had 4 of our members at the start, but at this point it was just me and Tim the Magician.
GM: So you are in a perfectly square room, with four support pillars holding up the ceiling. Evil Mae turns to look at you and says “I knew you’d come. You can’t resist a fight.”
Me: You’re not wrong, you’re just a bitch.
GM: She screams at you in anger. Roll Initiative for combat order.
Me (OOC): *crits* So that’s a crit. I get three questions. First: What’s her base Bare Knuckles and Block?
GM: Her base is 7, but she gets a -2 to hit rolls and a +2 to damage rolls, so her base is actually both 5 and 9. Her block is a 6.
Me (OOC): What’s her HP?
Me (OOC): Do I currently, due to my time charging up during the Freedman encounter, have a Fist of Havoc ready?
GM: Yes you do.
Me (OOC): Alright, so I’m going to start this shit off by spending two Fate Chips. First I’m going to activate Honor Guard at the ultimate level *rolls for Persuasion and passes check* That gives me and Tim a +3 to my Initiative, Combat stat, and Block for the first 10 turns of combat. I’m then going to run up to the bitch and spend another Fate Chip to activate Ward of Dawn at the ultimate level, which immediately grants me +2 Armor and Damage in the bubble, as well as for 3 turns outside the bubble. And for my last action this turn, I activate Fist of Havoc.
GM: *generic shocked stammering* fucking okay roll Fist of Havoc.
Me (OOC): *rolls my first 40 damage Fist of Havoc* Hey GM, you’re going to hate my guts. That’s a 40. 45 total due to my damage buffs.
GM: Jesus… Alright so you slam Evil Mae for 45 points of damage immediately out the gate. She’s now rolling to punch you. Initiative.
Me (OOC): That’s not a -4, so I notice. Rolling Block. That’s a 6.
GM: You take grazing damage. *rolls* Nevermind, she critfailed the damage roll. She hits your helm and winces in pain from her knuckles hitting your armor.
Me: Looks like all of the brains AND all the brawn went to me.
GM: She screams at you, furious.
Me (OOC): She can be pissed all she wants.
*a couple turns later*
GM: Tim! What are you doing?
Tim (OOC): To what extent am I allowed to interfere with your fight?
Me (OOC): Deal a single point of damage and I will punch you after this fight is over.
Tim (OOC): I want to walk over to Evil Mae and tap her on the shoulder.
GM: She screams in your face after turning to face you.
Tim: Would you like to see a magic trick?
GM: Roll that Magic.
GM: So you reach behind her ear and pull her entire suit of armor out from behind her ear. She looks down in horrified shock to see she no longer has armor. She also has a serious Initiative debuff.
Me: Hey bitch. Rule three of Fight Club: never take your eyes off your opponent. (OOC): I spend another Fate Chip to instantly take Fist of Havoc off cooldown, and Smash her again. *rolls 25 damage*
GM: She looks up, beaten and bloodied. Meta here, she’s 4 points from death.
Me (OOC): I end her with an uppercut. *11 contact, 7 damage*
Eddie and Ozzie murdering people together is like a coping mechanism for both their sorrows, this really reminds me of 2x09 when they killed Mr. Leonard except we didn’t get to see them covered in blood… NOW WE DO. AHAHAHAH AH. oh God please someone make a parallel of this after the episode; you can definitely compare their shared sorrow in season 2 and season 3. And by the looks of the promo pics, it’s far more vicious!
the skulduggery pleasant books rated by mentions of dogs
scepter of the ancients:
features dogs running freely in haggard with their tails wagging, a slobbery dog in a towtruck, and several other references to dogs. a solid dependable book. (8/10).
playing with fire:
melissa mentions one of the edgley's owns owns three small dogs, says she prefers big dogs. valkyrie asks her if they're getting a dog. a tantalising conversation, but could be improved with more dogs. (6/10)
while there are two similes referencing dogs, this book contains no actual dogs. very disappointing. (2/10)
valkyrie asks her parents if they can get a dog. however, she also insults hannah foley's chinese crested dog. not cool. (4/10)
valkyrie see's a dog being taken for a walk at st anne's park. she also gives skulduggery a mug with a picture of her neighbour's one-eyed dog betty on it. this is pivotal to the ongoing development of both their character arcs. (9/10)
kenny goes to the park where he see's several small dogs playing in the sunshine. A few other references to dogs are made throughout the book. (7/10)
kingdom of the wicked:
we learn of the existence of an alternate dimension where mevolent and his army kill dogs.this is awful, just awful (-10/10)
last stand of dead men:
contains one real dog and one fake dog-like-alien, i would have prefered two dogs (5/10)
dying of the light:
valkyrie finally gets the dog she's always wanted. xena is amazing, a very good dog. couldn't be happier for my girl. (11/10)