bostonhockeyprobs

oh man this is a good one

  • bergy - lord & taylor
  • soupy - forever 21
  • horton - american eagle 
  • jagr - neiman marcus 
  • kelly - macys 
  • krejci - those little girl stores like Justice or Limited Too idk
  • looch - ed hardy
  • marchand - spencers 
  • pie - a soap kiosk
  • seguin - abercrombie & fitch
  • thorty - under armour 
  • boychuk - build a bear 
  • chara - the entire mall
  • ference - LL Bean 
  • dougie - gymboree 
  • quaider - hollister 
  • seids - puma 
  • dobby - food court 
  • tuukka - victorias secret

what the hell 

what

 the hell 

THEY WOULD BE THEIR OWN NAMES 

  • bergy - perfection, because he is
  • soupy - flamboyant, because hes gay
  • horton - smile, because this is all he does
  • krejci - clueless, because he doesnt know where he is or what hes doing ever 
  • jagr - old, hes not 21 
  • soderberg - blind, isnt it so hot?
  • kelly - boring, so average
  • looch - slump, when will he ever get better 
  • marchand - pest, hes a little bitch
  • pie - special, you people are gonna get mad at me but when did i ever care 
  • seguin - bro, should be in a frat, sometimes i confuse him with lax bros
  • thorty - intimidate, which he does quite well 
  • boychuk - cow, I DONT KNOW WHY I CANT MOVE PAST HIM MOOING 
  • chara - giant, do i have to explain
  • ferry - ecofriendly, exact opposite of what i like but i love for some reason
  • dougie - child, how is he my age, i am old
  • quaider - mullet, looks sexy with buzzcut too 
  • seids - german, it consumes him
  • dob - fluffy
  • tuukka - sex