bossmills

things u may be missing right now on the 2SPOOKY segment of extra life

  • kerry: you know, it’s really sinking in that I just ate hair
  • kerry: what is this 420?!?
  • [quiet chanting of “murder! murder! murder!” in the background]
  • “SANTA DOESNT EXIST ITS YOUR FUCKING PARENTS" “YOU JUST DESTROYED INNOCENCE”
  • “my liver was beautiful 30 years ago” -gus, right before chugging alcohol straight out of the bottle
  • kerry: look, its 2spooky, 3spoopy, 4…. spocky, ..5….. for the kids…
  • miles: what are they doing? what are they doing?!? what the fuck are they doing? oh, they’re moving a couch
  • miles: I hope you fucking die   kerry: i probably will
  • kerry: hey guys? I’m fucking miles.
  • “this is boring”   “OOOH GET FUCKIN WREK’D!!!”
  • gus: I wrote… some terrible things….. awful, awful things… for everybody here to do.. nobody knows
  • barbara: hey guys, seriously, maybe no more shots?   gus: THREE MORE SHOTS
  • WHAT IS HOMEMADE CHEESE
  • *wheel alarm goes off* everyone: *cries of horror*
  • gus: you know what? I’ve drank more than them. and /fuck/ them
  • WE CAN’T SAY NO HE’S OUR BOSS
  • miles: what we’re trying to do is raise money for kids, that’s what we’re trying to do here today- but fuck gus, seriously, FUCK gus
  • gus: someone threw it away :(
  • gus: I want to say something. I started this company. YOU ALL HAVE JOBS BECAUSE OF ME. *high-fives Miles*
  • miles: I LOVE THIS FUCKING WHEEL *five minutes later* miles: I’m legitimately sorry
  • “STOP SPINNING THE FUCKING WHEEL” “I’VE DONE SIX SHOTS”
  • “Recap: Gus wrote ‘fight dracula’. Gus doesn’t know what it means anymore”