I’m the toughest motherfucker you’re ever going to meet. I can take it. Hell, I fucking love it. I’m having a good time here. No need to boss people around… No fighting for my life against walking corpses. I should be thanking you.Wait! Thank you. From the bottom of my fucking heart. Thank you.
Assuming you have the right to boss people around won’t necessarily demonstrate your ability to lead in the way you wish. Although the Capricorn New Moon intensifies your 10th House of Status, people are more likely to follow you when they see you’re walking your truth, not when you run around barking commands at them. Ironically, you can produce the lasting impact you want if you adopt a gentler approach in all your interactions. In fact, all you need to do now is take responsibility for your own actions and hope others will do the same.
(Apr 20 – May 20)
You might believe you know how your day will unfold, but an unexpected event may require you to change your plans. The sure-footed Capricorn New Moon grounds your 9th House of Big Ideas, but its square to wily Uranus adds uncertainty to the mix. Unfortunately, overreacting only makes matters worse. Well-considered modifications are your best bet today, even if you don’t see results from your actions right away. You still can reach your goals if you remember to take a few deep breaths, step back and broaden your perspective.
(May 21 – Jun 20)
You might experience a run-in with self-doubt if your day deviates from your expectations. You could even start to worry that your efforts for the past few weeks have been an exercise in futility. Nevertheless, change is slow and steady as the conservative Capricorn New Moon lingers in your 8th House of Transformation. Your key word now is patience; it’s a mistake to act recklessly just because you’re frustrated with your apparent lack of progress. Be persistent; you will begin to feel more productive once you see the results from your recent hard work.
(Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You may be emotionally stressed by your relationship with a friend or lover now, especially if you each approach conflicts in radically different ways. It’s challenging to put your feelings out on the table because the reserved Capricorn New Moon lands in your 7th House of Partnerships. Thankfully, consistency is rewarded and your willingness to reveal your vulnerability in spite of a difficult issue could actually bring the two of you closer together. Even if a conversation seems strained today, sticking with the process can result in a welcome sense of relief all the way around.
(Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Your typical weekend routine may be turned upside down today as the Capricorn New Moon triggers your 6th House of Details. You aren’t happy about doing things differently now, so a change of pace could be upsetting at first. Nevertheless, shaking up old patterns can reveal habits that might benefit from change. But don’t waste too much time looking back; there is little to be gained by replaying your past, except for the taste of regret. Instead, create the future you want by modifying how you respond in the present.
(Aug 23 – Sep 22)
If you are waiting for the best time to share something near and dear to your heart with someone special, this may be your moment. The calculating Capricorn New Moon mobilizes your 5th House of Self-Expression, encouraging you to finally come forward. After much careful deliberation, you’re ready to show your cards today. Remember, keeping too many secrets could prevent you from having a shot at success now, so be honest and turn this moment into the chance for happiness you deserve.
(Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Your personal life might not be unfolding as you wish, but you will probably get what you want, anyhow. Although there may be a few unscheduled stops along the way, the ambitious Capricorn New Moon ultimately leads to stability as it energizes your 4th House of Foundations. Keep in mind that satisfaction could still take a while because now you are building the solid base for future operations. Ironically, the longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it once it’s yours.
(Oct 23 – Nov 21)
It’s time to initiate an overdue conversation about a sensitive topic, especially if you can feel tension bubbling just beneath the surface. Avoiding an uncomfortable discussion only adds to the strained relationship dynamics. Thankfully, the earthy Capricorn New Moon stabilizes your 3rd House of Communication, enabling you to make real progress toward creating common ground. But it’s not wise to push for closure today; allowing time for the current intensity to soften will help you reach a more palatable resolution for everyone involved.
(Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Expressing your feelings is more challenging than it should be today, but you’re at a turning point and the resistance is finally ready to dissipate. Luckily, the Capricorn New Moon emphasizes your 2nd House of Self-Esteem and it seems as if your luck is improving. However, this current shift is more likely the result of all your hard work. You will enjoy the fruits of your labor soon enough, but don’t expect too much too fast as you continue to build on your accomplishments.
(Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You might believe you have all the answers today, but recent events suggest otherwise. The pragmatic Capricorn New Moon switches on your 1st House of Self, but your blind optimism can backfire if you become too confident of your plan. Avoid extreme reactions; don’t waste time getting excited about what’s ahead or being sad for what you’ve left behind. Instead, maintain a positive attitude in this moment of heightened awareness where your thoughts are busy creating your future.
(Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Everything may seem overly important now, as if this current moment in time is more significant than all others. The formidable Capricorn New Moon’s visit to your 12th House of Karma could stir up unresolved issues from your past if you think they could foil your ambitious plans. But you might not remember the events as they really occurred since your imagination is bending the facts out of shape. Take the current truth, as you see it, with a grain of salt; your perspective will return to normal in the days ahead.
(Feb 19 – Mar 20)
It’s as if you’re standing on a mountaintop on a clear day, ready to choose your direction off the summit. You can clearly see the horizon in the distance every way you turn as the shrewd Capricorn New Moon rocks your 11th House of Long-Term Goals. Although you might normally employ your imagination to create the next phase of your life, it’s nearly impossible to replace reality with dreams now. Although you’re often inspired by fantasy, taking a matter-of-fact approach enhances your current chances for success. As Voltaire wrote, “Common sense is not so common.”
[check your rising, sun and moon and dominant sign]
Aries: Stop picking fights with people who care about you. Stop beating yourself up for being who you are. Just because you think you’re an asshole it doesn’t mean you actually are one. Show people your emotions or all you’ll ever be is that girl who treats everyone like objects.
Taurus: Stop trying to control everything. Raising your voice and bossing people around will not help you gain respect, it will make everyone hate you.
Gemini: When you are unhappy you get jealous of people who are enjoying life. Leave them alone, they have every right to be happy and you try to ruin that because you think it is unfair. Stop being selfish and wait your turn.
Cancer: stop waiting for this to be what you want. Stop pretending that you are doing what makes you happy because we all know you are only doing it to make someone else happy. Do things for yourself because pretending this is what you want will hurt more than the truth in the long run.
Leo: stop being such a selfish bitch, not everything is about you. You can’t treat people like shit for the soul purpose of trying to find people who will put up with you. Then you fucking wonder why you’re losing everyone! Soon you will have no one and it is no ones fault besides your own.
Virgo: I understand you hate yourself more than anyone could ever hate you. But you need to stop giving people reasons to hate you purposely for the fact that you are in control of what they hate about you and the reason behind it. Keep this up and you will be alone forever.
Libra: stop lying so much. There are people who don’t care what you do during the day or what mistakes you make. They care about you and just want to know how you are doing. I know you don’t want to hurt anyone but it will hurt less later on if you just tell the truth.
Scorpio: stop weaselling your way into people’s head just to get information. Stop pretending you’re there for people when all you care about is having others secrets while they know nothing about you. Stop pushing the people who actually care about you away.
Sagittarius: You need to stop making everything about you. You are not always the victim. Maybe take responsibility for your own actions.
Capricorn: Get your head out of your ass. Stop pointing out other people’s flaws just to hide the fact you make your own mistakes. Hiding behind your hard word and loyalty while putting others down and kissing the ass of your superiors will only last so long before you blow your cover and all your dirty little secrets come out.
Aquarius: You need to stop talking shit behind your friends back and actually stick up for yourself and tell them what is on your mind. Raising your voice is okay when nobody can hear you.
Pisces: I know you want to be in control of the reason people leave you, but there is a difference between pushing someone away and treating someone like shit. There is a reason everyone you truly cares about leaves and that is because you push them away.
I hadn’t previously heard of Crest, despite it having been in
early access since April. The release of a new trailer has changed
that, and could well be of interest to those who like bossing around
The trailer shows off plenty of
tried-and-tested god game elements, but also reveals Crest’s twist: you
don’t directly control your followers. The latest press release explains
how it works:
“The player is an unseen force,
interacting with followers through expressive commandments, depicted by
symbols. Your instructions will be interpreted differently by each city
and hut, dependent on both the inhabitants’ current states and the
experiences of their ancestors.”
It’s possible, then, for humans to misinterpret your commands. Just like in real religions, I guess.
Crest has just received an update that adds lions, midwives and cannibals. And also Steam Cloud support. For more, head over to the Steam page.
Interesting, we’ll have to check it out and report back to everyone. If you’ve played this game and want to write it up, let us know!