Borusa must be the most accident prone time lord ever since every appearance is a different actor. No wonder he wants immortality he can’t seem to go five minutes without falling down some stairs or something.
Can we have a bit of Borusa appreciation? Because I seriously love Borusa.
I already adored him in the TV series for being such a ridiculous power-hungry git, and he’s one of the reasons “The Five Doctors” is one of my favourite episodes ever. I love how often the Doctor mentions Borusa, just randomly, when reminiscing about his days at the Academy. I love how in “The Eight Doctors”, he manages to fix a massive political crisis on Gallifrey literally by walking into the room and scowling at people. I love how in “Engines Of War”, he becomes such a key part of the plot (and subject to so much deliciously gruesome body horror) that he rivals the Dalek Time Controller in sheer importance to the Time War. And I love how she eventually pops up in the Gallifrey audios, out of nowhere, where she ends up holding the title of Magistrix and leading an entire freaking army against a vampire horde. Because that’s incredibly goddamn badass.
I really hope they’ll bring the character back someday in the TV series — preferably still played by someone completely different in each episode.
Sarada glared at the idiot blonde and replied “I am not staring Boruto, I am reading.”
“Tch,” Boruto replied
Boruto lazily scrolled to his playlist on his phone, then he felt Sarada jumped on the bed. He was startled and she leaned her slender frame to his shoulder. Boruto fell down from his bed and he accidentally clicked something on his phone. Then, his speakers boomed with a familiar tune,
Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air Legs movin’ side to side, smack it in the air Legs movin’ side to side, smack you in the air
Boruto flushed from embarrassment, Sarada titled her head upwards and laughed loudly. Boruto shrug the embarrassment off and dance with the beat.
Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air Smack it, smack it in the air Legs movin’ side to side, smack it, smack it in the air Smack it, smack it in the air
He let his shoulders sway and then he suddenly pulled Sarada and he dance around her.
Sarada exclaimed “I don’t know how to dance, idiot.”
Boruto cheekily smiled and replied “Then, I’m here to show you”
Wave your hands side to side, put it in the air Wave your hands side to side, put it in the air
They wave their hands and laughed loudly.
Clap, clap, clap like you don’t care Smack that, clap, clap, clap like you don’t care (I know you care)
They clapped in unison and they really don’t care.
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap it Foot up, my foot up Hold up now my foot up
Sarada laughed loudly while Boruto tried to do some dancing gymnastics.
I’m spinnin’ my foot up Foot up yeah my foot up I’m spinnin’ my foot up
Boruto suddenly lifted Sarada and spin her around the room, Sarada protested and exclaimed
“Boruto! Put me down! Oh my god, put me down!”
Boruto throw her to the bed, she laughed and her pitch black hair flowed like a waterfall. She kicked Boruto’s leg and he accidentally fell into his bed.
His hand accidentally touched the screen of his phone and the music abruptly change
Yes, you want her Look at her, you know you do It’s possible she wants you too
Boruto stared at Sarada’s onxy black eyes and he flushed from embarrassment for the third time of the day.
There’s one way to ask her It don’t take a word, not a single word Go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)
Sarada stared at Boruto’s sky blue eyes and she blushed from the small space and the awkward position. She was about to push him away then Boruto stayed firm on his position still looking at her eyes.
Shalalalala My oh my Looks like the boy’s too shy Ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Ain’t that sad it’s such a shame Too bad, you’re gonna miss the girl
Boruto still looked at her and smiled shyly, Sarada smiled shyly as well and then he pulled her closer and closed the gap between them.
Go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)
He kissed her.
Somewhere in Konoha….
“That son of bitch!”
Sasuke screamed, his Sharingan is activated and he is holding his sword, he looked like he is ready to kill a bitch. Naruto and Sakura are trying their best on restraining the angry Uchiha.
Shikamaru sighed deeply and mumbled “Troublesome,”
Hinata activated her Byakugan and remarked “Well, if he going to kill my son then I will kill him first.” Her fist formed her signature Lion fist.
“Sasuke! calm down I am sure Boruto didn’t mean to kiss her!” Sakura exclaimed.
“That asshole touched my daughter!” Sasuke replied with great fury.
Naruto shouted “Teme, ya know that she likes him back too.” Sasuke’s eye changed to Rinnengan and deadly manner said
“She likes him back?!”
Naruto completely oblivious continued
“Totally, I heard Boruto is planning to ask her out to be his girlfriend or whatnot” Naruto slapping Sasuke’s back and continued
“You never maybe they will get married!” Naruto cheerily exclaimed
Sasuke twitch and said “Naruto, shut the fuck up.”
Sasuke jumped out of the window and hunt for the idiot boy (in which he trained by the way) and kill that bitch.
The songs that are played in this fic are 7/11 by Beyonce and Kiss the Girl from The Little Mermaid.
Andred organises the resistance against the invaders. And this is the scene that always makes me think, “Let’s Get Down to Business to Defeat Vardans!”
It’s kind of depressing that canonically the closest physical contact of my biggest canon OTP is a five second hug at the very edge of the screen. But at least they’re perfect.
Whatever people think about Kelner, at least he’s more willing to work with alien species than most Time Lords!
The first thing Leela does on entering the workshop is go and sit next to K-9 and give him a kiss. I’m not quite sure if she’s trying to make Andred jealous or what.
Borusa considers his curly straw Very Seriously.
Have I mentioned how adorable they are? Andred valiantly tells Leela to go on, saying that he’ll hold off the Sontarans, and she sighs and asks what he’s planning to hold them off with and makes him come with her anyway.
Just a reminder that this is what The Great Key of Rassilon, most important of all the Artifacts of Rassilon and one of the greatest sources of power in the universe actually looks like.
Leela’s face when the Doctor leaves is just… When idiots people say that Classic Who actors can’t act - This.
So has everyone had enough Leela/Andred feels yet?