bortuzzo*

trick or treating with kids from St. Louis Children’s Hospital (featuring Tarasenko being cute with his son Aleksandr) (x)

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hooooo boy Tyler is PISSED. 

Masterlist

Masterlist

Updated Through 1/17/17

ONE SHOTS

Jamie Benn

Forever Home

Robert Bortuzzo

Look After You

Derick Brassard

Long Distance

Opening Day

Andre Burakovsky

Anticipation

Charlie Coyle

Stressed Devotion

Jason Demers

Helping Hand

Julian Edelman

Too Happily

Marcus Foligno

Almost There

Brendan Gallagher

Never Tried

The Other Side

You’re Such A

Johnny Gaudreau

Summer Surprise

Only In America

Adam Henrique

The Real Thing

Roman Josi

Snowstorm

Michael Latta

Reviving Memories

Olli Maatta

Assistance

Autumn Adventures

Vlad Namestnikov

Concealed Affection

Ondrej Palat

Piece of Art

Artemi Panarin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Mike Richards

Reacquainted Attachment

Tyler Seguin

Puppy Love

Unexpected

Tom Wilson

Easter Bunny’s Helper

Caring Side

 

MULTI-SHOTS

Tyler Seguin – Torment Anew

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

Part VI

Jonathan Toews – Always Be Home

May

June

July

Adam Henrique – The Story of Us

Enchanted

NHL Players – The List (Holiday Story)

Part I

anonymous asked:

I’m fairly sure I have you to blame for being obsessed with Tyler/Jamie so would be up for a fic rec for them (though admittedly I’ve read everything in the tag so maybe you just have to produce new content 😏). Or I found you through sid/geno so a fic rec for that would be good too!! OR considering I’ve probably read everything featuring both of those, if you had recs for any other ships I should consider that would be good too. Thanks for everything 🌈🙌😍

i’ve done a jamie/tyler one that i think still stands as my favourites from the archive, and there are some really great sidgeno fics but i’m not feeling it right now. so. i’m calling this list

“pairings you should give a chance because i swear they’re adorable as fuck”

some are tiny ships, some are beginning to rival fandom giants like bennguin and sidgeno, but here’s some of my favourite fics from ships to consider if you’ve run out of fic for your own teams.

all that by LottieAnna
mikey/nater. soulmate au. friends to lovers. lots of mutual pining. these two are fucking cute and i fucking love it and you should really give them a go.

and underneath, it should say “i win” by nebulia
paulie/nealer. i think these two were actually the first ship i got into after i started getting into hockey. i love it. anyway- james neal gets a drunk tattoo and it is, unfortunately, a love letter to his best friend.

We wish, we wish, and all we do is wait by MamaWouldBeSoProud
mcdraisaitl. leon is in love with his liney. slow burn, pining, happy ending.

Pop them bottles and drink that up, man by Honeymull and arzoensis
joe thornton/tomas hertl. um. so like every fic for these two is kinky as fuck and i love it. please read them all.

Stay by hapakitsune
sergei bobrovsky/nick foligno. rule!63 slow burn pining. this pairing is so wholesome and i know this is rule!63 but i love this fic and you should also read all the other fic that exists for them

A Save Situation by oflights
benntuzzo. okay look, i’m a slut for friends to lovers, i admit it. basically bros in love and pining for each other post bortz’ trade.

I could be wrong, I could be ready by 12ways (yourblues)
les gally. fake dating. accidental outing. slowburn pining. gally gets outed and chucky accidentally gets roped into being his fake boyfriend. a pairing i like to call #assholesinlove

The Zoo of Toronto by Bellsastuff
phil kessel/carl hagelin. hell yes very wholesome love. this fic is a really interesting concept and this ship has some real gems to read.

must be love on the brain by crispierchip
nolan patrick/claude giroux. um. very unhealthy relationship. dubcon. gangbang. i wish this pairing had more wholesome fic, but like, what exists is pretty fucking hot.

out of the blue by Idday
mceichel. assumed identity. in which jack keeps hate fucking connor mcdavid, while falling in love with a guy he met on twitter using an assumed name.

give the game away by somehowunbroken
marner/strome. um undiscussed bdsm disguised as hate fucking? good shit yo.

while making the most of the night (i’ll love you) by cawlidge_hawkey
mcstrome. dylan didn’t expect connor to take him seriously when he said he wanted to fuck. he also didn’t expect it to fuck them up so much.

ever dreamed we even could be by vienna jones
nico/nolan. rookies in love. these two could be so wholesome!!! need me more as they play and grow! 

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I just saw this commercial during the intermission and I had to rewind it like twice to comprehend what I was watching. This is so dumb I love it

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A wise man was said to have witnessed amazing sights in his many years of life. Unforgettable visions. Younger people remarked that they were jealous of him, jealous of what he had been allowed to witness in his lifetime. But the wise man was said to have responded thusly: Heed my words, young people, for it is I who am jealous of you. “How is that possible,” the young people asked, “when you have stood witness to so much?” I am jealous, said the wise man. I am jealous of what you will stand witness to in your lifetime. — [STAND WITNESS]

Well, here we are again folks. Time for me to once again talk about the people I love to no end. I hope you’re ready, because this is a long one. Also, yes, I’m using the same graphic as last time. Leave me alone.

All I have to say to all you lovely people this time around is that I love you all very much and am very appreciative of this community existing, because I’ve made some very amazing friends here and increased my love of hockey infinitely because of you wonderful people. I feel like I’ve grown and changed a lot in my own personal life due to being on hockey tumblr and the people that I’ve met here and interacted with, and it’s only been positive growth and change. I think that people talk a lot of shit about internet communities and how toxic they can be, and while sometimes that may be true, you folks always shock and surprise me with how wonderful, lovely and supportive you can all be. I appreciate it endlessly, and I hope it never changes. So thanks for 1,000 followers (that’s insane) and let’s get started!

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@1stclassletdown 

A – F

@aaronekdad / @a-burakovsky / @actualalienbensmith / @adammcquaidschesthair / @adhdrichietozier / @aleccmartinez / @alexazeek / @always-next-year / @andre-baerakovsky / @andreburakovskyisgod / @andreburakvsky /  @andrei-vasilevskiy / @antoinecroissantwrenchroussel / @archiebradley / @artturi-lehky / @asinglegoldenknight / @atlantathrasher / @austohmatthews / @aust34n / @backstrcm / @badgalkadri / @baehutt10 / @bennjuice / @billnylander / @bisexualbastian / @bortuzzo / @brassard-derick / @bravdenschenn / @brendanlipstick / @brendansmittys / @buchneviched / @buckypuck / @bura-babe / @burracudaa / @calisavagebunny / @camtalbottt / @cannolimaatta / @cantevenskate / @capmorielly / @captainmitchmarner / @captainpoulin / @captkentparson / @carey-pric31ess / @cargojorts / @casual-toronto-trash / @charliekapanen / @charliesnackavoy / @coltonparakyo / @connor-mcdavo / @connormcdazzle / @connormcskellington / @connormxdavid / @connrbrowns / @coolmatthews / @countvanriemsdick / @crouses / @crown-city-or-die / @crxsschecked / @daddyseggy / @daisiesmakingchains / @damnwassup / @detroitundeadwings / @devinscore / @dougiehamiltons / @drai-29 / @draisaitl29 / @dt-brown / @dubnyk / @dvlanlarkin / @dylanlarkin / @eat-sleep-leafs / @edmontonkailers / @ekmanlarssons / @explore-a-little / @flowbros / @fornothingisevilinthebeginning / @fratboyhanifin / @freddieandersens / @fuckhockeybutalsofuckhockey / @fuckin-hockey / @fuckleafs

G – L

@gallysburger / @gallysgrin / @generichawkeyblog / @getmewiththosegreeneyes / @gingerbrownie / @goldenknghts / @gorditx / @hakunimaatta / @handcraftedweedorange / @henrikzetterbergs / @hertls-smile / @hockey–eh / @hockeygrandpa / @hockeyinspires / @hockeyisallineed / @hockeyisreligion / @holtbaest / @hrtfrdwhlrs / @hunkdqvist / @h2ofireyrage / @icantbelievesomeone / @icechild-josi / @ice-ice-hockey / @icesonice / @imaginarydaze / @impekkablerinne / @itsyourboykent / @ivanprovolone / @jagr-trash / @jakegardiner / @jamesneal / @jaybeaglefans / @jimbovesey / @jimmyskjei / @jimmyveseysfreecoffee / @johnnyandmony / @joshhodang / @joyousramblings / @juicysaros / @justhockey / @karilehtonens / @kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou / @kassu-kapanen / @kaz-in-the-impala / @kdraj82 / @knightsduke / @koilers / @konecyourself / @korpisalos / @kuuuuuuuuuch / @kyamamoto / @larkintrash / @leafstrashtm / @leafystephens / @letangandlefleury / @lifeasaeuropeanhockeyfan / @lindholmz / @lottswrites / @lovve-beyond-words / @lowkeyhawkey /

M – R

@maattdaddy / @man-tha / @maplelaughs / @mapleleafstrash / @mapleloafs / @maple-loafs / @maplesleaf / @marner-rielly / @marnershair / @marnsteejsegs / @marnsxmatts / @martinfrks / @mattsmartsmarns / @mattystrome / @mcdraii / @mcmarns / @minourouss / @mitchellmarnthews / @mitchmarnerssmile / @mitchy-marnrs / @mitchy-marns / @mitchymarnsy / @mmmlatta / @mo-gardiner / @moriellly / @moriellymolove / @motoleafs / @mrazzy / @mvpleleafs / @mvtchmarner / @mybbynylander / @mystupidlovesongs / @nazem-kadream / @nazemkadri / @nevmar / @nhl-canes / @nhloffseason / @niederreiter22 / @nkadri / @nohappinessleague / @nolan-hatrick / @nolanjamespatrick / @nolannpatrick / @noseriouslythisis / @notbuddies / @nugentthopkins / @n-ylander / @nylanderr / @nyland3r / @nymarnthews / @ohmygoshhockey / @ohmy-hockeyplayers / @ohmymarner / @oilersluv / @onhomeice / @ottermcdavid / @panic-at-the-goalline / @paraykhoe / @pastasmynood / @pavszacha / @penaltyboxprincess / @pernellkarl / @phatrickmaroon / @philadelphiaflyernolanpatrick / @phoenixcoyotes / @pillsburymcavoy / @pksuburban / @ptuukkadactyl / @puckfucker / @puckheads / @puckinghawkey / @pucking-willy / @puckstars / @puckslut34 / @quaider / @radicalradek / @rangers-of-newyork / @raskbrothas / @riellymo / @rightwingwilson / @rnarner / @ryan-macdount / @ryannugentpumpkins

S – Z

@saarijaervis / @saintpatrice / @savnasser / @sheary / @seanmcnahans / @sixteenthirtyfour / @skjeidy-bitch / @skjeiwhat / @sleepy-leafs / @smileyboymarner / @snarkylarky / @sodunwithhockeyfeels / @softauston / @softmarner / @spookylatta / @spookymarner / @starscapsleafs / @stepmom / @sunshinestromer / @sweetbbkuch / @takeitoff-leafs / @thealidoyle / @thegirlwhocriedsass / @theleafssuck / @theseleafsarealrightfam / @theoneandonlyzoe / @theseleafsarealright / @thirtyfours / @timomeier28 / @tomashrtls / @toothlessburns / @toronthoes / @torontomaplebros / @torontomaplegardens / @torontos / @travisdermott / @travlskonecny / @ttoronto2colorado / @turnshitoff / @tylersequin91 / @tysbarrie / @tyseguinbae / @tysonbarries / @unfriendlyspidey / @wannabepuckslut / @wennbergbabe / @werenskis / @werenzki / @whatcha-skjei / @whentheworldsleeps23 / @williamnylandersthighs / @willynylanders / @wllmnylndr / @wonthetrade / @yahadmeathockey / @yannigovrde / @yotes4life / @zaitsy / @zetterbeard

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updated list! because i’m an idiot who accidentally deleted the other post! yikes!

Trump Supporters:

Ekblad, Eichel, Hanifin, Oshie, Stephen Johns, Gerbe, Domi, Doan, Tony de Angelo, Matthew Tkachuk, Ian Cole, Scottie Upshall, Logan Brown, Thomas Greiss, Seth Jones, Mike Ribeiro, Frank Vatrano, Justin Abdelkader, Tyler Johnson, Shane Prince, Ryan Strome, James Wisniewski, Patrick Eaves, Bobby Robins, Brendan Lemieux, James Neal, Robert Bortuzzo, Eddie Lack, Jordie Benn, Austin Czarnik, Kelli Stack, Mike Fisher, Rebecca Russo

Anti-Trump:

Joffrey Lupul, Biznasty, Bonino, JT Brown, Jakob Chychrun, Andrew Ference, Garret Sparks, Chris VandeVelde, Voracek, Wayne Simmonds, Mark Streit, Ben Scrivens, Johan Franzen, Nugent-Hopkins, Devante Smith-Pelly, Darnell Nurse, Toffoli, Patrick Maroon, Henrik Borgstrom, Jacob Trouba, Jordan Eberle, Trevor van Riemsdyk, James van Riemsdyk, Kris Letang, Marc-Andre Fleury, Andre Burakovsky, Adam Henrique,  Morgan Rielly, Nik Hjalmarsson, Jamie Benn, Jonathan Toews, John Klingberg, Dion Phaneuf, PK Subban, Malcolm Subban, Bo Horvat, Blake Bolden, Meghan Duggan, Brianna Decker,  Nino Niederreiter, Alex Killorn, Louis Domingue, Brianne Jenner