born to bone

Columbine Playlist

  1. Bombs in the Lunchroom - Bones
  2. The Cafeteria - Bones
  3. Rampart Range - Bones
  4. Sick - Salem
  5. Sweet Dreams (Alt. Version) - MM
  6. Killing Strangers - MM
  7. Disposable Teens - MM
  8. The Nobodies (Against All Gods Remix) - MM
  9. Where Is My Mind - Pixies
  10. Dead - Korn
  11. Hurt - Johnny Cash
  12. Radicals - Tyler, the Creator
  13. Pigs - Tyler, the Creator
  14. History Repeats Itself - A.O.S (NBK Sountrack)
  15. O Children - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

A list of the songs that remind me most of Columbine, Eric and Dylan.

This year’s Eurovision finals line-up:

1. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I bre-” 

2. Three minutes of getting the chills 

3. A cute hipster couple, ready for their wedding 

4. Dreamworks presents: Nathan Trent 

5. “I would like to be in the sky” 

6. A song about a mom

7. Another song about a mom 

8. *Hungarian romani hungarian* SAMURAI 

9. Just a man, chilling with his fursona 

10. Oh honey…I’m sorry but you’re fucked- 

11.  A gentle butterfly man who gets startled when applauded at 

12. Chalkboard 

13.  The man with two voices

14.  “…Are you SURE he’s only 17?” 

15. The obligatory Greece in your final 

16. Surfer boy

17. Bootleg Daft Punk- now in purple! 

18.  Maureen Johnson 

19. “I changed my mind, I don’t want to be in the sky anymore. Please put me down.” 

20. The one song that you can’t play in front of your non-eurovision friends without being embarrassed 

21. LEGS

22. This year’s token rock song 

23. PLEASE take her hand already- she’s asked four times now 

24.  Fuckbois on treadmills 

25. “…Are you SURE he’s not 13?” 

26. Has an eiffel tower- just in case you somehow aren’t sure where she’s from

FIRE EMBLEM MAIN CHARACTERS AS SPONGEBOB QUOTES:
  • Marth: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
  • Alm: Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!
  • Celica: EEEEEEVILLLLLLLL!
  • Sigurd: If i were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... Well, that would be okay.
  • Seliph: The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.
  • Leif: Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly
  • Roy: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
  • Eliwood: That idea may just be crazy enough… TO GET US ALL KILLED!
  • Hector: I used to be a wimp. NOW I'M A JERK, AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME!
  • Lyn: Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
  • Eirika: 1% evil, 99% hot gas
  • Ephraim: It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.
  • Ike: Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
  • Micaiah: Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.
  • Chrom: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
  • Robin: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
  • Lucina: We did it Patrick, we saved the city!
  • Corrin: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

y'all: *gets dragged for being bold and saying racist shit*

y'all, ten minutes later: i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms. at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

Betty Bone Schiess (b. 1923) was one of the first women ordained as an Episcopal priest in the US, and a driving force behind the movement that allowed it to happen, part of an all-female group called the Philadelphia Eleven.

The ordination of the eleven women came in 1974, after extensive efforts aimed at reforming the church. Even afterwards, she continued to advocate for change in the way women were perceived and treated, stating that “the churches still aren’t thinking twice about women’s well-being.” She also served as the president of the International Association of Women Ministers.

7 am

Scoups: [pours boiling coffee on his head] I’m ready for the day!

Jeonghan: [hasn’t opened his eyes in 2 months]

Joshua: [watching hentai in the bathroom]

Jun: [missing??? where is he]

Hoshi: [changing all the clocks to 10:10]

Wonwoo: I was born with glass bones and paper skin

Woozi: [hiding in bed, trying to hack the Pledis schedule to buy more time to sleep]

DK: [looking up how to boil an egg]

Mingyu: [shitting with the door open]

Minghao: [has been holding his pee for 2 hours waiting for Mingyu to get out]

Seungkwan: [hits a tenor C while shaving legs]

Vernon: [having a nightmare] headlines headlines…

Dino: [drinks decaf vanilla mocha w extra sugar] im NOT a baby. I drink adult beverages

I was born with 6 broken bones, a lot of doctors had ideas of who I would end up being. Since then I’ve broken over 100 bones and had over 20 surgeries. Even with that, I bet they never imagined I would be the fun college student I am now. Or that I’ve accomplished so many things in my life that most would see as being impossible. I don’t let my disorder define me because I am much more than it. I’m so proud of how far I’ve come and am looking forward to the things I can accomplish as I go through this journey called life. Happy Wishbone Day 💛

When u gon eat dat good good, be sure to compliment the chef ;)

Bum sniff ya feet
Chrome flick the chief
Bone Apple Tea
Phone Apple Feet
Great Barrier Reef
Call me Gour on ram see
Bong Asshole sneeze
Blind Refugees
Bone App the Teeth
Lone Stab a Chief
Mom Tap the Beef 
Bone Cap the Tweet
Bob Ate the Meat
Bonjour Sewing Kit
Chef Boiled Tee
Bone Altitude
Flown Half a Beet
Boner Ankle Three
Bone Ate da Teeth
Boing Application
Kick Out the Teeth
Ron Cracked the Sleep
Blonde Amputee
Boneless Feet
Mom I have fleas
Bony African Feet
Bamboozle Chief Keef
Bone Ape Tit
Phone Apple Jeans 
Bone Appdta Teat
Both Hat and Feet 
Bomb the Japanese
Bone in my Cheek
Bench a Plate and Ski
Bangin Apple Geese
Pianos Become the Teeth
Bone Ate the Toot
Chef Boy Yard Tea
Bang a Pianos Teeth 
Boner Halloween
Bode of the Teeth
Bad Credit Score
Benjamin the tenth
Bone Appidtitty
Boner Petite
Spicy Chicken Meat
Bramley Apple Tea
Scone App the Beef
Blonde Apple Trees
Born with no Teeth
Bone Smack my Teeth

Bosnia Apathy

Bow at the tree

Now at the sea
Bone apple cheese
Bow Snapple please
Joan play the keys
Wow imma sneeze
Joe eat the leaves
So how is he

  • Namjoon: What's your life story?
  • Yoongi: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep-

People like us  
are born with stardust in our bones,  
with sunsets on our lips,  
with supernovas in our chests  
     ready to explode

People like us  
are born with glittering white slates,  
with hands clean as the first snowfall,  
with smiles bright as sunlit mornings  
     just so we can stain them red

People like us  
are born with no time on our clocks   
with no gravesite marked with our names,  
with no afterlife waiting our arrival  
     timeless, deathless, endless

—  people like us: the sinners, the fallen, the ghosts, the heroes ( j.p. )