borked!

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ITS ONLY THE TRAILER AND IM SOBBING

sarcasticambiguity  asked:

Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork

bork bork !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apparently it’s a major faux pas for a mixologist to drink the punch.

It’s not, but it totally is.  Somehow.

I don’t even know where this woman came from.  Probably upstairs, but…. xD

In other news Artyom borked and borked hard.

He refuses to take commands and has been reset three times.

You are the reason I have to reload.  xD  I hope you’re pleased with yourself.

it’s kinda like the little mermaid except ariel might eat you (4/?)

Characters: Gabriel Reyes, Jack Morrison, Lena Oxton, Hana Song, Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Winston

Rating: T

Pairings: Gabriel Reyes/Jack Morrison

Description: an au from the r76 discord chat, wherein mermaids are a thing. Wherein the spotlight is finally shared.

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Right, folks, here’s the thing. You’re gonna have to read this chapter on AO3, because lemme tell you, tumblr’s image hosting is borked. Sorry about the inconvenience, darlins. This is my first time doing anything multimedia like this, so the pictures are already a little bit slapdash, and you can barely read them on tumblr. :/

Well, I hope u enjoy anyways! This was so fun to do!

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Asher has 3 modes:

  1. Old Man snoozin’ in the bedroom who only comes out when something interesting or concerning is happening (food, I make a weird noise, Gunner whines/barks).
  2. Old Man who WANTS YOU OFF HIS LAWN BORK BORK BORK.
  3. sudden puppy maniac complete with gremlin noises
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