boris at last

All i remember from me n boris callin last nigh

me ,doin my bendy voice : FUCK YOU BORIS , I GOTTA DO THE SINGIN AND THE DANCIN AND YOU JUS PLAY SOME STUPID FLUTE AND YOU STILL GET PAID 50 CENTS MORE THAN ME,FUCK YOU!!!!! MOTHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT ME TAKING TUBA CLASSES BUT EVERYONE THOUGHT LIL BENDY COULDNT DO IT BCS HE’D GET CRUSHED BY THE DUMB FUCKIN AAAAARRGGHHG

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In the spirit of Halloween, I’ll be listing my favorite 15 Universal Horror Films in order.  I did this list in 5 minutes while mildly intoxicated, so please be kind.

NUMBER 8

Son of Frankenstein (1939)

Love this film mostly for the expressionistic style and Bela Lugosi.  Boris’s last time as the monster is very good and Basil Rathbone is always the consummate professional.  Lionel Atwill steals the show IMHO.  This would be higher rated, but there’s no real damsel.  I am @damsellover.  :-)

Best future husbands on TV in 2015

This “best of” is pretty self explanatory. But honorable nods go out to Boris Kodjoe for Last Man on Earth and William Moseley for playing a pretty prince on The Royals. 

Miguel Angel Silvestre, Sense8

Nico Tortorella, Younger 

Elyes Gabel, Scorpion

Trai Byers, Empire 

Aaron Tveit, Graceland

David Giuntoli, Grimm

Colin O’Donoghue, Once Upon A Time

Rami Malek, Mr. Robot. Malek also gave one of the best performances on television this year. 

This salt-and-pepper-y reporter from Netflix’s Making a Murderer

Nyle DiMarco, America’s Next Top Model

Jussie Smollett, Empire

Nathaniel Buzolic, Significant Mother

And of course, my favorite, Daddy Jack Falahee, How To Get Away With Murder

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Boris - Feedbacker (Part 3)

If you havent heard this before, you’re welcome!