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What your favorite Dragon Age LI says about you.

Alistair: You have marathoned Buffy at least once.

Leliana: You were always a little too enthusiastic about the Shakespeare unit in English class.

Morrigan: You wanted to be a real baddass growing up but the closest you ever got was being an Evil Aligned character in D&D.

Zevran: You think there’s a certain artistry to a well timed “that’s what she said” joke.

Anders: You always read the comments under youtube videos even though you know they’ll just make you angry.

Fenris: You know the words to every “Panic! At The Disco” song.

Isabela: You’re a genuinely great person and you hate wearing pants.

Merrill: You feel bad for flowers when you pick them.

Sebastian: You know the name of every Disney Prince.

Sera: You’ve gone without bathing for a week.

Josephine: You always put the crayons back in the box in ROYGBIV order.

Cullen: You have arrived early and camped out all day in line for something.

Cassandra: You write heartfelt poetry about your dog.

The Iron Bull: You have, or have considered, nipple piercings.

Dorian: People are always asking you if something’s wrong even though you feel fine and are probably more well adjusted than they are.

Blackwall: You drink too much coffee and need a hug.

Solas: You hate yourself.

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FFXIII trilogy + text post meme that’s been done to death

(I offer my sincerest apologies for the last one)

Dear CW,

I watch your shows, The Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl, regularly. In each series there has been many instances when the actions of the characters Damon and Chuck have been questionable, but in the recent episodes of each series they have clearly crossed a line.

Both of these characters have strayed into dangerous territory regarding their love interests, Elena and Blair. There is precedent in each show (particularly in Damon’s case) of mistreatment in relation to women, but this seems to have delineated into outright abuse.

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  • this one time in class my tutor was like
  • “i’m just telling you now”
  • “you’re going to need to stock up on G and PG movies”
  • “you may not like them”
  • “but it’s what you’re gonna teach with”
  • and i was like
  • B R O
  • COME INTO MY DEN~
  • WE GOT YOUR WILLY WONKAS
  • YOUR SPACE JAMS
  • YOU NOT-AS-GOOD-AS-SPACE JAM LOONY TUNES BACK IN ACTION
  • HIT UP THAT JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH
  • ACTUALLY
  • HAVE A WHOLE ROALD DAHL ADAPTIONS SHELF
  • AND THAT’S NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE WALL OF DISNEY
  • WITH SUB CATEGORIES
  • REINASSAINCE
  • SEXIST 50’S AND 60’S
  • LIVE ACTION
  • NEW DISNEY THAT NO ONE LIKES
  • POST-HERCULES ANIMATION NO ONE LIKES
  • AND PIXAR
  • WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TO
  • DREAMWORKS
  • WHICH IS ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF
  • 90’S CHILDREN MOVIES CITY
  • LITTLE RASCALS CBD
  • SANDLOT SUBURBS
  • FERN GULLY FOREST
  • TAKE A DETOUR THROUGH
  • HARRY POTTER HILLS
  • SHAKESPEARE ADAPTION STREET
  • TO REST AT THE ALTAR OF
  • MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN MOVIES
  • AND THEIR BEST FRIEND
  • LIZZIE MCGUIRE
  • and everyone was just like
  • when i was a young warthog
  • i stumbled upon VHS copies of the star wars movies
  • and i,
  • correctly,
  • assumed i had hit the jackpot
  • but
  • as i was young
  • and had not yet been properly educated on the finer points of elementary mathematics
  • i couldn’t read roman numerals
  • can i just say
  • it’s very confusing when you’ve never seen star wars
  • and you watch return of the jedi
  • and THEN empire strikes back
  • to sum up
  • I THOUGHT HAN AND LEIA GOT TOGETHER LAST MOVIE?
  • WAIT IS THE EMPEROR ALIVE?
  • I THOUGHT HE DIED?
  • OH, SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY HAN IS IN A BLOCK OF METAL
  • IN FACT, THIS MOVIE EXPLAINS A LOT
  • WAIT
  • IS DARTH EVIL OR NOT
  • WHY ARE THEY KISSING??!??!!?!?
  • THEY’RE BROTHER AND SISTER
  • WHAT KIND OF GALAXY IS THIS?
  • MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING
  • being eight years old is hard
  • and that’s my may the fourth story.
  • I don’t think Americans realise how strange they seem to non-Americans
  • like how you have to say the pledge of allegiance in class?
  • WHAT’S WITH THAT?
  • and how you have names for your high school years
  • SOPHOMORE? SOPHOMORE?
  • WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE IT WAS CALLED YEAR 10
  • don’t even get me started on tipping
  • Surely the Hogwarts Express isn’t the only way to get to Hogwarts at the beginning of the school year? 
  • Because I can’t see people from the Lowlands doing this:
  • that’s just ridiculous
  • i can just see them
  • these sassy Scottish wizards
  • sitting with their angsty teens on August 31st
  • “WE’RE NO GOING TAE LONDON WHEN YER SCHOOL’S NO BUT A STONE’S THROW AWA’”
  • “YE’VE ENOOF CONTACT WITH THOSE ENGLISH BASTARDS A’ SCHOOL”
  • “YE CAN FORGET IT”
  • but seriously
  • They could throw in a few more stops here and there
  • what do you think they did before trains were invented?
  • MASS FAMILY APPARITION
  • FLOO POWDER MOSH PIT
  • ROOM OF REQUIREMENT
  • MAGIC CARPETS
  • (before they were outlawed)
  • GROUP BROOMSTICKS
  • Or maybe the good old Durmstrang/Beauxbatons ship and carriage
  • now that i look back on my childhood
  • i don’t know how i wasn’t walking around permanently confused
  • FOR EXAMPLE
  • when i would watch tv shows
  • and people would say
  • “It’s so freezing! it’s like 40 degrees out there!”
  • just to clarify:
  • WHEN IT’S 40 DEGREES HERE
  • WE BACK THE TRUCK UP AND FUCKING HUNKER DOWN IN AIRCONDITIONING FOR THE WEEK
  • and so there’s just five year old me like
  • “MUUUUUUUUUUUUUM”
  • “AMERICANS ARE BEING WEIRD”

When people have sneaky endless scrolling blogs that I don’t realise have endless scrolling enabled until I get 70 posts down and start to wonder were the next button is

I fucking hate it when you go through your tracked tags and then you go back to your dash BUT YOUR TRACKED TAG STILL HAS A NUMBER NEXT TO IT

NO BITCH, I’VE ALREADY SEEN THOSE POSTS, THERE’S NOTHING NEW AND I’M JUST GOING TO CLICK YOU AND BE DISAPPOINTED AND THEN I’M GOING TO RESENT YOU AND THE LITTLE FUCKING (1) ISN’T GOING TO GO AWAY AND I WANT TO HURT SOMETHING

smh at people saying “Obama’s won the election!!!!”

This is an event that will have a massive effect on the American political landscape. Politicans will use it to fuel arguments for further military involvement in the Middle East; others will claim that there is no need for an American presence there at all. Obama will be critized for what he does and he’ll be critized for what he doesn’t do.

This is politics. Nothing exists in a vacuum.