boring leslie is boring

The signs as Leslie Knope compliments
  • aries: tricky minx
  • taurus: poetic and noble land mermaid
  • gemini: cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: beautiful spinster
  • leo: beautiful tropical fish 
  • virgo: perfect sunflower
  • libra: beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • scorpio: greatest human being ever invented
  • sagittarius: beautiful unicorn-nurse 
  • capricorn: beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • aquarius: most beautiful, glowing, sun goddess ever
  • pisces: beautiful, rule-breaking moth
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BARKS AND RECREATION

“Important meeting in the conference room right now! We are all gonna pick our spirit dogs!”

“Remember, it’s all about finding a dog that captures your spirit”