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  • >Be me
  • >14
  • >Average Person
  • >Worship Shrek in school just like any sane person
  • >Faggot walks up to me
  • >Tells me my shirt is gay
  • >Shirt is glorious Shrek shirt
  • >Tell him he is drek
  • >Walk in other direction
  • >Calls me a Faarquad
  • >A tear comes to my eye
  • >Smell of onion fills the room
  • >OHMYGODHEISFINALLYHERE.jpg
  • >Shrek breaks through wall
  • >Shrek approaches faggot, his two friends and his duck face girlfriend
  • >Shrek grabs faggot friend 1
  • >Shrek rips out his intestines part way
  • >Hangs child with his own intestines
  • >Other faggots start to run
  • >Shrek says one thing before springing into Shrektion
  • >It ain't ogre til I say it's ogre
  • >Shrek runs after freind 2
  • >grabs his arms from behind
  • >Shrek rips his arms off
  • >Beats kid to death with them
  • >Shrek pulls down his pants
  • >Reveals massive Shrock
  • >Sticks Shrock into duckface girlfriend
  • >rape
  • >Shrek cums so much that she inflates and explodes everywhere
  • >There is now blood and guts everywhere
  • >Turns out she was pregnant
  • >Shrek picks up baby by umbilical chord
  • >Swins it like a lasso
  • >Manages to lasso umbilical chord around faggot's neck
  • >Pulls with the strength of 1000 ogres
  • >All blood goes to faggot's head
  • >Head explodes
  • >Shrek rips the still-beating heart from his lifeless body
  • >Wraps it in human skin
  • >Makes a bow out of intestines
  • >Places bow on top
  • >Gives to me as a present
  • >Shrek is love Shrek is life