At the risk of sounding like a “fat, bitter bitch” I’m not interested in doing emotional labor for thin women. I’m sorry you’re sad about your body but bitch me too and I’ve got actual systemic shit to worry about on top of that. I’ve been coddling thin girls my whole life as the token fatty in my friend group and I’m Tired.
A/N: I’m gonna combine these two again, if that’s okay! Warning:
Name reveal/ after ending spoilers!
Yoosung’s mom spent the first few
days with you at the hospital. Not because she didn’t trust the two of you, it’s
because Yoosung asked, LOL. But ofc, she didn’t want to stay for long.
Y’know the “fake it ‘till you make
it” saying? Yeah, that’s Yoosung.
He looks like he knows what he’s doing.
“Wow, Yoosung! He falls asleep in
your arms so quickly!”
“Y-Yeah, right? Just call me super
But on the inside, he’s internally
screaming. The living epitome of the “this is fine” meme.
In just two days, he’s already
mastered the art of diaper changing and feeding.
But he’s also the type of guy to
jinx everything l m a o.
“Hey, this isn’t so bad! I’m a
great dad huh, baby?” Cue the baby
spitting up EVERYTHING.
If anyone calls you out for
breastfeeding in public, he’ll guilt trip the person. Non-stop until they
realize that they’re in the wrong.
“Oh, hello there. I can’t help but
notice that you’re harassing my spouse. Tell me, is my child not allowed to eat?
Is that what it is? My son was just born a few days ago and you’re going to
deprive him of food? Is this the world you want my newborn to live in? Wow, how
inconsiderate of you. Is this how you’re going to treat the youth of Korea,
sir? If not, you’re going to have to apologize. “
Yandere Yoosung comin’ in clutch.
Despite a few mess ups, he’s a
natural dad to be honest. After all, this is what he’s been looking forward to
since the both of you got married.