bored of hashtags

Guys I really hate all this "try apps and get paid" like we all know that things don't work, like ever. So why do you insist on other people to do it? If you can't get a job or do something better with your life than posting that sh*t. well, let me tell you that you need help. We are here just to chill and have a good laugh not to try apps and never get paid + having a virus on our phone, thanks a lot. Bye ✌️

Originally posted by oldschoolgif

“When life married death she ended it all,
Decided for the rest of us that we would take her fall.
The mystery man that she chose to bewed, would be the vow that left all of us dead.” ~Shae Spades

Takeda’s Nightmares and Kenshi’s Advice

Imagine Takeda having a nightmare about Jax attacking him because Jax believes that he got Jacqui pregnant, even though they haven’t even kiss yet. Then he wakes up panicking and Kenshi can hear him from the next room over and starts communicating with him telepathically:

Kenshi: You had a terrible nightmare about Jackson Briggs, son?

Takeda: I thought telepathy only works when we read minds, or used to control objects?!

Kenshi: We can can read dreams too. Take a deep breath and go back to sleep.

Kenshi: One more thing: Let your nightmare be a reminder of the importance of using protection. Goodnight, son.

Takeda: *frowns* Thanks a lot about that, dad..

This or That Chain Post

Tagged by @hernanditary and I take forever cause I’m slooooooooooooooooooooooow

Coke or Pepsi: Coke, definitely Coke. 

Disney or Dreamworks: This accounts for Marvel and Star Wars franchises? Cause if so, Disney x 10000000000000000000000000000000

Coffee or tea: I don’t drink either on a constant basis lol, but I like the smell of coffee and the flavor of tea when I’ve had it

Books or movies: Oh…uh…shoot. Movies and books are like left or right, they both have good perspectives that the other can’t bring. But books give me more vivid depictions :D 

Windows or Mac: Windows for sure

DC or Marvel: Marvel (see above)

Xbox or PlayStation: PlayStation because I’m FFXIV sub trash 

Dragon Age or Mass Effect: I…uh…haven’t played either *dives into dumpster* I’d probably go Dragon Age though, the theme fits my general preference for content 

Night owl or early riser: Depends on who’s online

Cards or chess: I fail at both

Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla. I used to think as a kid chocolate ice cream reminded me of poop and I hated it till I was older LOL

Lord of the rings elves or dragon age elves? *ahem* I believe they refer to themselves as the Quendi thank you.

Cats or dogs: PUPPERS! DOGGOS! DOGE!

Sweet or salty? Sweet, salt is only in my soul.

Fluff or angst? Heh heh heh ask @unis-sundernera

Vans or Converse: Converse

Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: I don’t know these people (just kidding I’ve heard of Lavellan before but like…See above) 

Paragon or Renegade: Lol all these Bioware franchise questions, I’M SORRY FANDOM I DON’T KNOW THESE THINGS

Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Wars

First person or third? Third

Time Travel or Invisibility? Time Travel, I got so much things to see and fix LOL

Animation or Live action? Both, same reason as above, one usually provides in places the other can’t. 

Melee or Ranged Fighting Style? I almost always start off ranged. I like watching people try to come and hurt me only to fall before they get to. LOL

Pineapple on Pizza or Fries dipped in ice cream? I was so hesitant to try fries with ice cream and then when I did it was glorious. So in a choice between those I would go with fries. I do eat pineapple on pizza though lol

Tattoos or Piercings? Tattoos have more story telling, piercings have more aesthetic. And I’m a story fella lol

Keyboard and mouse or gamepad? Um…keyboard and controller? I don’t know how that applies LOL

Immortality or endless wealth? I’d have to go with immortality, cause then I can accrue wealth while planning immersive deep plots to destroy my enemies over centuries of time LOL

My question: Sunup or Sundown? 

Since I actually don’t personally know people aside from a few I follow, just gonna tag you guys in it, so enjoy! 

@unis-sundernera, @gatobob, @aptmonger, @dizzyissane, @myheartisastorm, @yokoboo

P.S. You don’t have to reply lol, I just wanted to follow the trend KEK.