IF YOU HAVEN’T READ AURELIA’S CONTRACT YET, YOU NEED TO

"I, the undersigned, hereby agree to receive & distribute bullets, pain and misery on behalf of Lady Aurelia Hammerlock. I acknowledge that this contract is binding in perpetuity, & I am entitled to no payment of any sort beyond an occasional verbal compliment from Lady Hammerlock, which itself need not be delivered with any degree of enthusiasm. I will also refer to Lady Hammerlock as "madam" or "your ladyship".


I shall NEVER refer to her as “m’lady”, on pain of wearing the Perpetual Thorned Fedora of Menoetius for the rest of my living days.


Signed, __________


[MENOETIUS IS THE GREEK TITAN GOD OF RASH ACTION btw]