boozely's pickles

M*A*S*H sentence starters
  • You have no idea what it’s like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he’s all twelve disciples! 
  • Somebody sneaked in here and committed a neatness!
  • I had a dream last night that I was asleep and I dreamed it while I was awake!
  • I’m only paranoid because everyone’s against me!
  • I’m sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow, so don’t try anything!
  • We’ve been getting double-talk in triplicate.
  • My kingdom for an intelligent octopus!
  • Normal is everybody doing the same thing.
  • Well, individuality is fine–as long as we all do it together.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
  • Anyone who believes that, stand on their head.
  • The instrument has yet to be devised that can test my indifference to that remark.
  • I have never cared, and at this point I don’t care twice as much as I never cared before!
  • You can’t drink this early in the morning. I know, I keep trying.
  • You’ve got a lot to learn about messing up your life.
  • That is grade A 100% Bull cookies!
  • I discussed you with everyone I know. They all think you’re disgusting.
  • Listen, it’s too big a world to be in competition with everybody
  • Dracula couldn’t find a quick snack around these parts!
  • So why don’t you just crawl back in your bottle of booze and pickle yourself?
  • You’re a tribute to man’s endurance.
  • Well, what do you expect with very little talent and only five minutes’ preparation?
  • When will you two cretins realize that your feeble imaginations cannot keep up with my real life?
  • When you see the kind of horror that we do, day in and day out, you don’t just feel close.
  • You assassinated his character?
  • Very clever, hiding under a house of cards while you plot the overthrow of the free world.
  • I hate to interrupt you in mid-debauch, but I’d like a word with you.
  • I feel like Dorian Grey’s picture.
  • On only one other occasion in my life did I even approach that level of inebriation.
  • What about we do something civilized?
  • I come from the land of the free and the home of depraved.
  • How many times do I have to tell you there are no communists under these beds.
  • We just shared a moment of great warmth. I think a murder right now would really spoil the mood.
  • I only recognizes one 5:30 per day. This is not it.
  • Speaking of drawers and sheets, I was hoping to strip down to one and slip between the other.
  • One of the things I’ve always liked about our relationship is we never let sympathy get in the way.
  • He bet someone that he could put a pool ball in his mouth and then take it out.
  • Why fight it? I might as well go crazy and be inconspicuous!
  • If I don’t find a way to hear some music soon, I’m gonna lose what is left of my mind.
  • It would be hard to call what we’ve been through fun, but I’m sure glad we went through it together.