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emtinboatshoes  asked:

baektao, lost explorers in the jungle

Baekhyun stops dead before Zitao has a chance to comprehend the situation. He ends up toppling over his red boots, and climbs woefully up Baekhyun’s purple backpack to stare at the fox in front of them,

“Go away Swiper, we’re trying to get to the Tree of Life,” Baekhyun says proudly, and the sleepy-eyed, tan teenager chuckles, animal ears wiggling in his dark hair.

“Give me your monkey then,” says the fox, smirking, “and I’ll let you pass.”

Zitao finds himself smothered to Baekhyun’s chest as the boy screams “SWIPER NO SWIPING” and runs wildly in the other direction. 

“Baek,” Zitao whines into his ear. “The Tree of Life is past Swiper.”

“DON’T WORRY BOOTS, ¡vámonos!

And that is why Baek the Explorer never made it past the first episode.

so…this is my 10,000th post on this blog (i spend way too much time on this site u-u) and i thought maybe i’d finally do something…special? this is going to be a relatively no frills affair so bear with me!!! as per what seems to be standard: bold = super-cool people who i can’t believe follow me back (also, i didn’t know what order to go in, so this is just in order of when i followed people)

tapioca-eyes  baekheun  baekhyuns-thighs  174cms  smokinghotbaekhyun   soegogi  baekhyunstightass   onhyuns   geshuai  drbyun  exolights   jongdun  bkyl   12eclipses   merrybaozi   chnayeol   wufaanbaby exosnot  baebybyun baek-me-a-cake   boozeandyogurt   baekhyun-ah  rewindbaek  zeraiya   sekchanfan   flameojamespotter   leedonghaek  byunbaekku  sweaterbaek  taochui  beakhyuns  bvunbaex

ps. this was less about telling people to follow and more just a blatant proclamation of love on my part u-u <3