booted guy

Lio: *sees a malamute across the street*

Lio: *rushes to closest tree, pees while staring at malamute, kicks up grass, barks*

Malamute: *glances briefly at Lio, continues walking*

Me: *lectures Lio about toxic masculinity*

Lio:

Dress for Success. 

Glasses: Felix Gray
Shirt: H&M
Chinos: American Eagle
Shoes: Jack Threads
Phone Case: Loopy Cases
Face: Mama and Papa Rhodes 

Michael aka best boii

i finally made this aaaaa nyass

Okay, so, I’ve been thinking about this a lot. Jesse new skin is really mcfuckin awesome and I would probably kill someone for his boots. Now, unless this guy has twigs for calves, which I doubt, then there is no way he got his boots under both his seemingly tight pants and chaps. Try it. Boots do not like going under tight pants. This may just be a tiny design flaw, however I have a different idea. May I present to you, Jesse McCree wearing ankle boots.