And I had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people.
Well, I wrote them down so I wouldn't forget. [clears throat]
Arakita, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Makishima has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Izumida, you're a kiss-ass. Boom. Roasted. Kinjou, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Toudou, you've slept with so many girls you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Shinkai, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Fukutomi, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Naruko, where's Naruko? Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Tadokoro, you crush your girlfriend during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted. Imaizumi, you are... [starts giggling] Imaizumi, you're gay.
Onoda, Manami called, he thinks you suck and you're gayer than Imaizumi. Boom. Roasted.