bookworms

People who assume bookworms are peaceful creatures have never seen them:

- throw books at walls for several reasons, like their favourite character dying, stupid plot twists, amazing plot twists, the book literally doesn’t make any sense, what even is this, whyyyy

- defend their favourite characters (no, really, we’re ready to fight to the death to defend our problematic fave)

- react when someone interrupts their reading time. One word: apocalypse

- seen them in a bookstore, running around, piling books, crying and muttering about “not enough money”

- talk about their bookish pet peeves. Seriously, don’t get us started on cover changes mid-series.