My advice? Bring a book. Bring a book when you have meetings, bring a book when you go walking in the park. Bring a book to a first date. You don’t have to read it, that isn’t the point. Just having it with you is enough.
* reading slumps to not be a thing * not to have to wait for the next book in a series to appear * everyone to be able to find their most comfortable reading position * time to stop while I’m reading * erase my memory and experience my favourite books for the first time again * be able to visit book worlds and meet the characters that I love so much * have all the money for books * NO COVER CHANGES MID SERIES
* this series that you have just started and have fallen in love with is not finished, nor will it be finished in the foreseeable future * this edition that looks absolutely stunning is out of stock or worse, out of print * shipping fee applies and oh look, it’s bigger than the cost of the book you want to buy * this book contains a love triangle * the bookstore you just walked in will close in 10 minutes * we, your friendly neighbourhood publishers, are changing the cover style mid series * your preorder has been delayed * I lost/damaged the book I borrowed from you and vowed to protect with my life
<b>Person:</b> You can't finish all those books.<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Person:</b> It's s big pile!<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Person:</b> I'm sure of it.<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Person:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> Watch me.<p/></p>