books: tmi

3

Being a girl really sucked sometimes.
Wasn’t it enough to be the gender that actually had to carry a baby for nine months and deliver it? No, you had to go through this cramps once every month too.

So when Jace brought you tea with a smirk on his face you looked suspicious.
“Are you laughing at my pain?”
“What?”, he gave back, laughing shortly. “I just made you tea and I’m trying to be nice to you. Don’t be such a grumpy cat.”
“You have no clue how that feels!”, you complained smoldering.
“Thankfully.”, Jace answered. “Can I do anything else for you?”
You shortly thought about it but there was only one thing coming to your mind.
“Cuddle me.”

Again he shortly laughed but then followed your wish.


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Would you like to hear a NSFW TMI MISTAKE story?

YOU EVER MAKE A MISTAKE SO LARGE IT RESULTS IN BLASTING WATER OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR ATLEAST A PURE 30 SECONDS TO A MINUTE AT POWER WASHER VELOCITY, WELL I DID(AT ABOUT 16)!

ALRIGHTY
SO
YOU KNOW HOW MALES AND FEMALES HAVE A GSPOT
BUT ITS HIDDEN AWAY FOR MALES
LIKE NEAR THE PROSTATE OR SOME SHIT
WELL IVE NEVER REALLY FELT THAT GREAT DURING CLIMAX, SO I THOUGHT I OUGHT TO TREAT MYSELF, YOU KNOW, SOME RAZZLE DAZZLE
WELL
MY MOMS BATHROOM HAS THIS LARGE ASS TUB
AND THAT TUB
HAS TUB JETS

I HAD DECIDED THAT WHILE I WAS TAKIN A SCRUB DUB DUB IN HER TUB, WHY NOT GIVE MYSELF THE OL HANKY PANKY
AND THEN I HAD COME UP WITH THE BRILLIANT IDEA, THAT IF I HAPPEN TO DO THE DIDDLY DOO WHILE MY ASS IS DAMN NEAR HOOKED UP TO THIS FUCKING SUPER SOAKER TUB JET, I ,WOULD THEN FEEL MAXIMUM PLEASURE
SO SINCE I WASNT REALLY GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN FROM THAT ASS BLAST, I DECIDED, LIKE THE SMART GUY I AM, TO JUST KEEP ON AT IT, 5, 10, 15, 20 MINUTES? IDFK BUT IT WAS LONG
AND AFTER A WHILE
I HAD STARTED TO FEEL HEAVY
HEAVIER
I COULD FEEL SLOSHING IN ME
IT WENT WOOSHWOOSH
SO I HAD HOBBLED OUT OF THE BATH, AS THE CURRENTLY PREGNAT WITH A WATER BABY BOUT TO GIVE BIRTH PERSON I WAS
AND WALKED OVER TO THE TOILET,

THE MOMENT THAT I SAT DOWN
I CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH, AND HOW FAST WATER CAME SHOOTING OUT OF MY ASS
LITERALLY POWER WASHER SPEEDS
THIS VELOCITY KEPT UP FOR LIKE 10-15 SECONDS, THEN I JUST CONTINUED TO EMPTY OUT WITH GALLONS OF WATER

THEN AFTER PROBABLY 30 SECONDS OF IT JUST SPILLING OUT OF ME, NORMALLY
IT STARTED TO CEASE AND JUST MORE THAN DRIP BUT LESS THEN FLOW OUT FOR A BIT
AFTER SITTING ON THE TOILET FOR A GREAT AMOUNT OF TIME
WORDS CAN NOT EXPRESS THE FEELING OF VOID WITHIN YOUR EVERYTHING AFTER GALLONS OF WATER HAS JUST EMPTIED OUT. I FORGET WHERE, BUT I JUST FELT A VOID POCKET OF NOTHING BUT NOTHING BUT EMPTINESS

AND THAT IS HOW I LEARNED NOT TO GET KINKY AT A YOUNG AGE

3

You didn’t knew how long you were already here. Maybe Days, maybe only hours. It doesn’t mattered at all.

Since Valentine captured you all you knew was pain.You couldn’t say what they wanted to reach with it. They didn’t asked you anything, just keep going on with the torture. Maybe they only wanted to see when you break and you couldn’t say how much longer you could go.
Right now you only wanted it to stop, even when this meant to die.

When the door opened again you were sure it would be Valentine again, checking on how you’re doing. But it was Alec, looking shocked at he saw in what stadium you were.

Only for a second he was frozen before he moved to action, freeing you and picking you up in his arms.

“I’ll get you home, (y/n)”, Alec whispered.


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Did u kno shadowhunters is actually an acronym? it stands for
Simon
Hello Jace!
Alec
Downworlders r mean n scary :(
Oh my god Izzy is hot – everyone
Where r u razael
Hot people r everywhere
U need 2 read this
Nobody gives TID the respect it deserves
Tessa grey is the loml
Everyone is gay tbh
Really gay
Super duper gay

2

“What the hell happened to you?!” Jace said as Alec carried you bridal style into the institute. 

“Don’t get your panties in a twist princess it’s just a scratch.” You said despite letting out a grunt as Alec shifted you in his arms. 

You had a hand pressed to your ribs as blood steadily poured from the “scratch” inflicted by a lesser demon. It was supposed to be a routine patrol, you and Alec making sure peace was being kept in the city, but that all went to shit once you stumbled upon a nest of demons. Thing’s had actually gone quite smoothly until one had gotten in a good shot to your ribs and you were down for the count.

“I already put an iratze on it Jace, she’ll be fine.” Alec said stonily as he carried you into the infirmary. He set you gently on a table and bean moving around to get proper equipment to ease the pain. 

Jace came to sit next to you and grasped your hand tightly. Alec came over and removed your hand to clean the wound. You hissed and squeezed Jace’s hand. 

The next few minutes were agonizing as your wound closed steadily but surely and Alec did his best to minimize the pain, all the while Jace holding you hand. 

“Alright, you should be okay now.” Alec said after a few tense moments, “You’ll be sore, but nothing to terrible.” He picked up the few supplies he used and went to clean them, leaving you and Jace alone.

“Is your hand still alive?” You said jokingly, wincing slightly.

“My hand will be fine.” He replied gruffly. 

You quirked your eyebrow, “But your attitude? Not so much it seems.” 

He rolled his eyes and moved his hand from your grasp and he leaned back in the chair he was seated in, “Sorry I don’t find humor in you being hurt.” 

You scoffed and moved into a sitting position, “Okay Wayland, what crawled up your ass and died? It was a little scratch, I wasn’t dying or anything so you can chill out.” 

He glared at you for a second before letting out a sigh, “You’re right, I’m sorry I’m being a dick.” 

“Yeah, you are,” you said, but your words held only teasing. 

You nudged him with your foot, “Make yourself usefull jerk-zilla and get me some pain meds.” ‘

He was quick to get up and retrieved something that looked like Lidocaine, but you didn’t protest and knocked a pill back. 

“I was just worried about you,” Jace said softly, “I worry about you all the time (y/n).” 

You softened some under the weight of his words and squeezed his shoulder, “I know Jace I worry about you too, but I can take care of myself.” 

“You don’t always have to…” he trailed off as he locked eyes with you. 

Your breath left you as a reply died on your tongue and, before you could even comprehend what was happening, his lips met yours. His hands coming up to cup your face and he angled his mouth to fit yours perfectly. 

“Can you uh do that somewhere else?” Alec said suddenly from the other side of the room. 

You jumped away from Jace like you had been burned, but he still had his hands on you. 

“Ah sorry Alec, we’ll just uh go?” You said, mostly to Jace.

He gave you a cheeky smile, “Already trying to get me into bed (y/n)! Scandalous!” 

You gaped at him as he laughed. 

“You jerk! I have no idea why I’m in love with you.” 

The laugh died on his lips abruptly and he gave you a breathless smile. “I love you too.”

Your cheeks flamed as he pinned you with a gaze that left you in a trance. 

“Okay, but seriously I need to clean these and I would rather not witness this rom-com right now.” 

So the Con is over and it was simply amazing! 
I had a great weekend with a lot of friends and experiences.
I met great cosplayers and got the chance to use my swedish, since there was the swedish band Kerbera for which I spontaniously started to translate.
All in all, simply great.

Here a picture of Nico, @ourlittlemisha as Clary, me and our Shadowhunters group! :D

Will~

Malec Parenting: First day

It’s Max’s first day of preschool. Magnus dresses him while Alec makes breakfast and lunch. Magnus has been working with Max on making a consistent glamor, but has cast one himself (with out Max’s knowledge) just in case.
Finally Magnus and Alec deem that their precious baby boy is ready for his first day. His short sleeved button down is freshly pressed, his little bow tie is centered, his backpack is packed with colloring supplies, and his shoes are shining. They walk in a row towards the early learning center a few blocks down from the apartment.
They went inside and found Max’s classroom. Outside the door with Max’s new teacher smiling at the three of them Magnus and Alex kneel down, turning Max to face them.
“We’ll be back soon.” Magnus said crushing Max into his chest, and looking as if he may never let go.
Alex placed a hand on Magnus’ shoulder, a quiet sign that it was his turn for a goodbye hug. Magnus reluctantly let go. Alec took Max’s shoulders and smiled, “Have fun, buddy. We love you.” He then pulled Max into a hug.
Finally they got up and let Max march into his classroom. They exited the building, and just stood outside the doors hugging each other for a bit.
“I hope this gets easier.” Mumbled Alex who was honestly taking the whole ordeal harder, but exercising his Shadowhunter restraint, and testing its limits.
As Magnus opened his mouth to respond another set of parents strolled by with their little girl. “Honestly in front of a children’s school.” The man said as his wife sniffed in agreement.
“This will, but apparently we will always have bigots.” Magnus whispered in a much politer and quieter tone which those whom he was speaking of could not hear. “Let’s go home.” He sighed
***
That afternoon they returned to the learning center to pickup Max who had a new friend Sadie. He accepted his fathers’ crushing hugs with some grace, then ran off to get his new friend to introduce to them. As they were smiling at each other and waiting for Max’s return with Sadie, the couple from that morning appeared and froze at the sight of Magnus and Alec standing in the learning center hand in hand and obviously waiting for their child.
Before any comments could be made by either couple Max returned hand in hand with the other couples daughter saying, “Papa, Daddy, this Sadie.” Sadie, seeing her parents exclaimed, “Max is my friend!” And the ran to give,her parents big hugs.
Her parents looked shocked to say the least. And Magnus said, because how could he resist, “I hope we get to know each other better, since our children seem bent on being friends.” With that he and a smirking Alex took Max home who chattered continually about school, and his teacher, and his new friend Sadie.